SUPER Wildcard Weekend, baby. There's no way the Giants win... right? Especially vs a powerhouse like the Lions...

    WRONG!! THE VICTORY IS OURS!!! And holy shit was it a crazy game. The entire game was mirrored from the first half to the second. First half: Defense played like the little tiny balls of excrement they are, and offense had to keep pace with the shootout that Detroit was forming. Then in the second half, Detroit's defense got stout...

For those of you who have missed me, welcome back. For those of you who have no idea what is going on, enjoy the best content in Primer. Each week I choose a Game of the Week, Blowout of the Week, and Upset of the Week and tend to be wrong, a lot. The playoffs are a little different. I give my prediction...

    HOLY GIANT SHIT! We've finished the regular season with a W for the first time in... lets just say a long time. Gudda may have made us wait, but we sure made him pay, winning the game 42-21!

    Daniel Jones gave his older brother the controller because godDAMN he was on fire! 217 for 4 TDs and 0 INTS!!!!!! Literally never before seen action from Danny. We literally need to play like this in our next game, because WE'RE IN THE PLAYOFFS!!!

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PRIMER SEASON 3 - WEEK 17

It’s our favorite time of the year! Playoffs (Insert gif mentally). Below is every scenario (I think, but who knows with EA) that can happen for the playoffs. Reminder: I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO SUPPORTED DJ!

Current Standings:

AFC:

1: Bengals (Clinched the 1)

2: Chargers (Lost to Ravens and could fall to 3 with Pats win)

3: Patriots (Can move to 2 with win v Jets)

4: Jaguars (Clinched 4 seed)

5...

Fuck this guy. Straight up cheated, made me lose division and gets kicked. Thank God he got kicked tho. Some bullshit. Anyway, we made it into the playoffs yay! Got one more battle vs Gudda then it's on to the playoffs! Gotta make sure we're playing our absolute best[ Continue reading ]

PRIMER SEASON 3 - WEEK 16

    A bit sketchy at first, but defecation reigns supreme vs The Cheesesteaks. Daniel Jones, this game, has an INT/TD ratio worse than Mr. 30/30. God I hate this man. I will find any way possible to shit on Daniel Jones. Dude is so bad he makes Cameron Heyward look like his former 92 overall self.

    Speaking of which, the literal old ass, rickety ass skeleton (with 330 lbs on muscle) himself scored big with 2 sacks on the day. Wtf? With Artie patton and Aze...

PRIMER SEASON 3 - WEEK 15

    Disgusting. The New JERSEY Giants were fucking disgusting. Never wanted to set my eyes on them... Ever.

    But seeing as the two teams left available when I joined were the PATRIOTS (ew, wtf?) or the Giant Shits? Like how am I not going to take the steaming hot pile of poop. Seems like a cut and dry case to me.

    I think we'll skip over the year I lost to Rice and DEFINITELY skip over the year I missed playoffs and we'll ju...