RML Power Rankings M22 S3 1.0

1. Saints (4-0)  - BLD is off to an expected start with lackluster games outside of Vikings. The reigning champ starts off the first quarter of the season undefeated and primed to make another super bowl run.
2. Seahawks (4-0) – Although controversy clouds Danny’s first quarter, he has managed to start strong even with shit tier QBs. Danny also has had a lackluster schedule, but is in position to push BLD throughout the season
3. Browns (4-0) – Weasel has arguably the best start to the 3^rd campaign, with impressive wins over GMAK and Mike, the two teams that fought for the AFC crown in season 2. Weasel made some impressive trades that rung through the league’s channels but so far have paid off.
4. Vikings (3-1) – Sarv has had a lackluster SOS outside of BLD, but hard to push the NFC runner up for a L to the champ. Sarv will continue to push for a top NFC seed and push for a postseason run.
5. Bucs (3-1) – Ricky Bobby also has had a lackluster start with combined with a force loss. Although it will most likely impact seeding, expect Bucs to make a playoff push as WC1.
6. Dolphins (2-2) – GMAK had a disappointing L to Weasel followed up by a disastrous force L to Maddening, GMAK has the most Ls on this list and should look to avoid any further slippage that could prove costly come playoff time. Despite the disappointing start, it is hard to believe GMAK wont be pushing for a repeat of the AFC crown.
7. Chargers (3-1) – With a sweep over Monkey and a questionable loss to Weasel, the Chargers sit on the back end of the top 10 due to the lighter AFC strength of schedule. If Mike wants to fight for the AFC crown again, he must avoid losing tough matchups come mid season.
8. Rams (4-0) With an impressive win over 49ers Mike Wolve is in prime position to push Danny for the West title, but can he survive the NFC West juggernaut? Wolve needs to win by greater margins to continue the win streak.
9. Bills (4-0) – Bills has turned a softer scheduled start into a 4-0 record, but the next 5 games will be a true test to where they will end up. Can Bills hold the AFCE lead? A tough mid season run will give a better indication.
10. Colts (4-0) – Colts has started impressively in their stint in RML, accumulating victories over every other AFCS team. However, Colts next 2 opponents have almost double the wins his last 4 have. Will Colts become a top dog in the AFC? Next time on RMLZ

RML Draft #1 Round 1 4 Season Analysis

By MnMicecr3am

1.     Bills – Jorian White OLB

Tackles – 222 TFL - 46 Sacks – 44 Forced Fumbles – 9

White was a sure thing coming into the first draft. The Bills picked him for a defensive presence coming off the edge. Despite some injuries, White has increased his sacks every season he has been in the league. White is a beast and a crucial part in the Bills defense.

2.     Colts – Allen Mason S

Tackles – 267 Interceptions – 38 Forced Fumbles – 10

Mason, another beast coming out, has been a staple in the secondary for the Colts. Mason has been successful at both Strong and Free Safety. He also has been very crucial in 2 Super Bowl runs. Mason averages just under 12 turnovers caused per season.

3.     Eagles - Jase Hallen QB – Currently Out of League

Passing Yards – 10,283 TDs – 63 Interceptions – 98

Hallen started off promising with the Eagles, but the constant turnovers plagued him. Hallen moved from the Falcons to the Packers and is now out of the league. Maybe Hallen finds a job due to an injury?

4.     Falcons – Lewis Fiammetta WR – Currently on the Saints

Catches – 259 Yards – 4775 TDs – 36

Fiammetta was just apart of a blockbuster trade to the Saints, but he was very productive for the Falcons. He was a solid contributor but did not lead to any playoff success. Look for Fiammetta to keep contributing on the Saints.

5.     Rams – Quinn Van Pelt LB – Currently on the Ravens

Tackles – 318 TFL – 43 Sacks – 27 Forced Fumbles – 6 Interceptions – 14

After Van Pelt’s most productive season with the Rams, he was shipped to the Ravens. Van Pelt found himself as a Edge presence before the trade, but was switched back to Mic on the Ravens. Pelt is a starter and a force on one of the most powerful defenses in RML.

6.     Lions - Parker Amundson WR

Catches – 171 Yards – 2996 TDs – 22

Amundson has largely been a disappointment, with no season over 51 catches, 1000 yards, or 8 touchdowns. Amundson is still on the Lions but is hardly a threat in their run heavy offense that focuses on big bodied receivers.

7.     Seahawks – Ray Locklear QB

Passing Yards – 10,334 TDs – 67 Interceptions – 79

Like Hallen, Locklear has not lived up to his top 10 pick. He is still on the Seahawks, however is not a leader and his main role is handing the ball off as much as possible. Locklear was recently benched in favor of FA Dak Prescott.

8.     Broncos – AC Owens Edge – Currently with the Rams

Sacks – 28 FF – 5 TFL – 19 Tackles - 129

Owens had a huge 14 sack season with 4 forced fumbles in his second campaign. After this, he has largely been an afterthought. The Rams have recently signed him to a FA deal to likely help where Van Pelt left off. Hopefully Owens can turn his career around in LA.

9.     Raiders – Jimmy Loverne QB – Currently with the Titans

Passing Yards – 9964 TDs – 68 Interceptions – 58

Loverne has done the best out of the first round QBs at keeping the ball with his own team and limiting turnovers. After not being a starter in Cleveland last year, the Titans went out and signed him to a deal to start for them. Hopefully Loverne can turn around Tennessee back into a SB team.

10.  Bengals – Riley Watson TE

Catches – 260 Yards – 3859 TDs – 35

Watson has been one of the leagues most productive receivers in the last 4 seasons… from the tight end position. Watson has been a very bright spot in a not so bright situation in Cincinnati. Watson is off to a hot start and hopefully leads Cinci to a winning season.

11.  Browns – Timario Winston CB – Currently on the Packers

Interceptions – 23 Tackles – 248

Winston was shipped to Green Bay last season where he had a rough playoff campaign. Besides his glamorous 2020 campaign (12 picks, 4 TDs) Winston has been quiet in the Interception department. Is this because teams are afraid to throw to him? That wasn’t the case in the playoffs.

12.  49ers – Simon Milanovich QB

Passing Yards – 16,253 TDs – 128 Interceptions – 168

After a red hot first two seasons, Milanovich quickly fell back to earth with a combined 91 picks thrown the past two campaigns. Simon got a shiny new deal but has been pulled more than a fair share of times for his lack of accuracy. Americans don’t appreciate interceptions Milanovich…

13.  Colts – Jon Walters WR

Catches – 280 Yards – 6581 TDs – 70

Jon Walters is one of the most polarizing players in RML ever since his entrance. He consumed a large amount of volume his first season and has declined since then in TDs and Receptions per season. Walters piggy backed the Colts to two Super Bowls with two different QBs at the helm and was even the MVP in the second game.

14.  Saints – Douglas McCree LB – Currently with Seahawks

Tackles – 212 TFL – 31 Sacks – 15

McCree was a RB eater in his time with the Saints. He recently signed a one year deal with the Seahawks and is jostling for a starting role in their LB corps.

15.  Texans – Malcom Weems DT – Currently with Packers

Tackles – 153 TFL – 30 Sacks –16.5

Weems was acquired by the Packers this past offseason to help patch their run d woes. Weems has been solid since starting, rivaling LBs with his run stuffing production. This season might be his best yet as he will start on the Edge.

16.  Chargers – Cameron Page LT

Sacks allowed – 46 Games played – 62

Cam Page is one of the only constants since joining the Chargers. He has given up a lot of sacks, but is still a staple to the OL and has only missed two games in his career.

17.  Ravens – JT Tuman RB – Currently with Giants

Rushing Yards – 5507 Total TDs – 60 Fumbles – 15

After being casted off the Ravens for a DV arrest, the Giants quickly picked him up and put him to work. Tuman has been the lifeblood of the Giants and even has an OPOY under his belt. Arguably one of the most productive members of this draft, its safe to say the Giants gamble paid off.

18.  Panthers – Dion Pope LT

Sacks allowed – 19 Games played – 47

Pope recently kicked inside to guard. After his first two seasons were filled with injury, Pope is now Carolinas everyday starting RG.

19.  Redskins – Jordan Scandrick S

Tackles – 263 Interceptions – 13 FF – 6

Scandrick has not been a ball hawk, but he has been a defensive force for the Redskins in the run game. Scandrick is an everyday starter and stuffs runners and receivers in their tracks.

20.  Packers – Ross Sulak G

Sacks Allowed – 10 Games Played – 48

Sulak has become one of the best blocking centers in the game and is a big reason for MVP campaigns from Christian McCaffery and Grant Dutka this past season. Centers do matter folks.

21.  Dolphins – Tyrone Hansen WR

Catches – 155 Yards – 2,486 TDs- 18

Hansen has been another disappointment for the Dolphins. Lacking a season with 50 catches, 1000 yards, and 9 touchdowns. Hansen remains with the run heavy fins, but has not seen WR1 production since his 3^rd season.

22.  Vikings – Martin Sparks CB

Tackles – 223 Interceptions – 8

Sparks has not been a ballhawking CB the Vikings drafted him to be, but he has been very effective stuffing the run. However, when you draft a CB in the first round, you do not expect multiple seasons with 1 lone interception.

23.  Chiefs – LaJarvis Bridgewater G – Currently with Bears

Sacks allowed – 23 Games played – 64

LaJarvis recently was signed by the Bears, his time was well spent with the Chiefs. He did not miss an entire game in his Chiefs career, and hopes to bring an anchor to the Bears Oline.

24.  Packers – Charles Agholor Edge – Currently with Seahawks

Sacks – 30 TFL – 30 Tackles – 154

Agholor has been an old fashioned RML whore, being with 4 total teams and 2 teams twice. In starting Seasons, Agholor does average 10 sacks and is looking to blow up these next few seasons for the Hawks.

25.  Browns – Javier Tate CB

Interceptions – 17 Tackles – 264

After a stellar 8 pick rookie campaign, Tate has been more of a run stuffer also. Tate is a big reason that the Browns secondary has been labeled one of the best since his arrival into RML. Tate only travels Mason and his former teammate Winston in Interceptions from this class.

26.  Steelers – Long Dinkins OLB

Tackles – 196 TFL – 16 Sacks – 12.5 Interceptions – 6

Dinkins main card since entering the league is utility. He can rush the passer, stuff the run, and cover in zone. Although none of his stats leap off the stat sheet, this “Swiss Army Knife” approach is an attractive trait.

27.  Cardinals – Ryan Gammon LT

Sacks Allowed – 48 Games Played – 60

Gammon has been a lock in one of the top lines in RML. Gammon is another impressive lineman from this class that produced many.

28.  Patriots – Samuel Phinisee CB

Interceptions – 9 Tackles – 143

Phinisee has largely been a disappointment for the Pats, and this has led them to search for outside answers and bring in other CBs. Phinisee especially disappoints considering the weapons the Patriots passed on by trading down to this pick.

29.  Buccaneers – Russell Haris C

Sacks Allowed – 25 Games Played – 64

Not only has Harris not missed a game, but he also has become one of the leagues top centers. This was the draft to pick interior Lineman if ever.

30.  Jets – Zach Mirer C

 Sacks Allowed – 13 Games Played – 64

Another potential HOF OL. Mirer recently switched to RG and has been absolutely solid doing so.

31.  Cowboys – Tramon Roberts TE – Currently with Ravens

Catches –117 Yards – 1612 TDs – 11

After an amazing rookie campaign and shipment to the Ravens, Roberts has been moved into more of a blocking role and does not see much volume.

32.  Titans – Russell Bing WR –  Currently with Browns

Catches – 175 Yards – 3166 TDs – 22

Bing has mostly been a gadget WR in his stint in RML and never translated into a #1 WR threat. It is a great “What if” to think how his career would have turned out without the coaching turnovers early in his career.

Mnmicecr3am’s Mid-Season Review!

The start of the 5^th RML season was one of the most interesting, whether it was the notorious Sether’s vs RMLers with buildup arguably better than any Wrestlemania match from this past month, Weasel setting the league on fire, Lope talks increasingly signaling a potential return, or certain teams stepping up and inching closer to playoff spots. All this being said, we will jump into Divisional breakdowns

AFC East

With Snakes spontaneous departure at the beginning of the season, the division has quickly spiraled into a mediocre fest. Frankie has been tasked with a hard playoff top seed schedule and has not fared so well thus far, barely clinging to divisional lead. Bills is stumbling but somehow is only 1 game back at 4-5. Even Brad’s Pats are in a spot to pounce on the other twos mistakes. This will be fun to watch the next month.

AFC North

Similar to Weasel choking away Barn’s strong start last season, Barn’s lost to Bruce last week is a huge step back from Weasel’s strong start. Ravens, even with a struggling QB, is still the clear favorite even with just a one game lead. 2 Playoff spots will likely be taken by this division.

AFC West

The return of Cupcake has thrown this division clearly in his favor, even with a 1-3 start and an early loss to BLD. Colon still has maintained Wild Card pace even with some tough losses. Chargers and Raiders are sadly irrelevant due to the top two teams.

AFC South

The Colts are strongly 8-1 despite a slow offensive start due to their high turnover difference. Although Texans’ has benefited from an easy schedule and a convenient force win over Colts, concerning loses keep me from believing he will last despite his nice record. Titans is clearly building for a run when Colts departs in the summer, and Jags is still looking for stable QB play.

NFC East

BLD continues to look strong despite some early missteps, as well as Cowboys keeping Wildcard pace. Giants and Eagles continue to be their strong division rivals punching bags.

NFC North

Joe has begun to benefit from a much weaker division than what he started against. Although Vikings has an undefeated divisional record, Joe will win this division and be the only member to advance

NFC West

Wow! What a turnaround from the Seahawks eh? The Seahawks have a convincing 8-1 record with solid wins over Kam twice and Joe as well (Not Colts Doe). Danno has also turned it around early but I would not be surprised in the slightest if Kam turns it around and punches yet another playoff ticket, this time as a wildcard team.

NFC South

Although Tyler is easily the most interesting member in the league with Lope not being apart of it and being in position to steal a wildcard berth at the end of year despite dumb losses, the story is BucsAndy is still steamrolling past teams with a solid team built up for these late seasons. Panthers and Saints are nice guys but are no match for Gandy’s godly DLine.

Pretenders

Texans (7-2, 1GB)

49ers (5-4, 3GB)

Browns (6-3, 1GB)

Contenders

Seahawks (8-1)

Cardinals (4-4, 3.5GB)

Chiefs (5-3, 1GB of Wildcard)

MNM’s COMPLETELY ANNOYING AND UNPRECEDENTED RANKINGS OF THE TOP 16 TEAMS IN RML BASED OFF OF NO DATA AND COMPLETE BIAS! ENJOY!

16. Rams – Vic really proved his worth last season by barely missing the playoffs and registering his top season in recent memory here at RML. Hopefully Vic can shoo off the rising Niners and Seahawks and maintain a consistent spot near the playoffs.

15. Bears – Old Chiefs has really stepped up this Madden and consistently made the playoffs. Weak division or not it is pretty hard to make the playoffs every season. I have my stamp of approval on CODEK

14. Falcons – Tyler is definitely top 3 in the meme department; however, he has not lived up to his hype as a Madden player in his debut against arch rival Bills. Tyler is in a good position to rebound and capture a wildcard spot in the inferior NFC.

13. Vikings – The new Vikings owner has been slightly better than mediocre with a pretty impressive WR core. However, the low ranking QB can likely attest to that. Look for Vikings as a potential breakout candidate.

12. Browns – Weasel is another intriguing noob who has an impressive track record outside of RML but has not played enough here to properly grade. If Weasel backs up half of his promises he will be decent here. P.s stop running power.

11. Bills – Cam gets a generous rating here mostly off of past performance, mostly before M18. I always have believed in Cam and hope that he returns to the playoffs again this season.

10. Steelers – Bruce quietly has been productive every season during this iteration, but usually gets swallowed by an AFC giant during or right before the playoffs. All hail Cooks and pray for Cook.

9. Cardinals – Kam is a very good player, but a combination of real life during playoffs and improving competition in the NFC drops him in at 9 in a very impressive top 10. Kam does a very good job in the west even with a few slip ups here and there (mostly due to school). Although I rank him at #9, Kam could easily represent the NFC in the Super Bowl.

8. Chiefs – Chiefs came into RML red hot and knocked off some very impressive teams (Shades of Barn). I’m a full believer that he can climb into the top 5 this year, especially with some playoff success. Again, although Chiefs ranks at 8, he is no slouch on the sticks.

7. Packers – Joe gets a generous but at the same time disrespectful placement at 7. Joe followed up his season finishing runner up by having a very impressive regular season, but also a very disappointing wildcard playoff exit. I think if Packers really wants to compete, he must address his secondary needs instead of lavish top ten offensive weapon picks.

6. Cowboys – Cowboys is in a rough spot behind the impressive BLD. Seth always makes wildcard and is never a fluke in the spot. I would not be surprised if Cowboys finally overtook the NFCE and possibly enter the super bowl.

5. Jets – Jets is pretty high on this list, and although he has not had an AFCCCG appearance, I believe he is more consistent than the teams that prevail him. I think if Jets was in the NFC he would have at least made the Super Bowl once. Snake has many impressive regular season wins but he needs to put it together for one solid playoff run to justify this rank.

4.Bucs- Andy is awesome. He truly dominated this past season and barely missed a super bowl appearance. Ive never seen a more solid defense built in this Madden, and its hard for me to not be a cocky asshole and claim ive done better. This creates a huge target on Andy’s back, hopefully he comes out with another deep season.

3. Redskins- BLD is a slot in at 3 due to both recent success and a recent Super Bowl appearance. He is a great user and has earned respect here for long to come but his inability to win games when the run game is shut down (which is not often at all) does not warrant the 2^nd spot. Can BLD be the NFC’s savior?

2. Colts – This past playoff exit was rather embarrassing. So much so that I could not rate myself over Jeff. Colts got demoralized after consecutive seasons of success and must rebound hard to overcome the strong surging Ravens.

1. Ravens – With one of the most powerful playoff campaigns in history of RML, Ravens locked up his first superbowl this iteration. Ravens is riding high and still improving his stellar squad. Ravens is my favorite to repeat but to say it will be easy is far from the truth.

RML 2021 Mock Draft

By: Mnmicecr3am

Although I can pretty much guarantee many trades involving these picks for the sake of this article, there will be no trades. Thank you

1. Jags- Lewis Goff OLB/DE TEXAS (Pictured Above) – The Jaguars refuse to draft and develop QBs and instead shop for Vets. Unless Goff flops at the combine, he will be the unanimous best defensive prospect.

2. Eagles – Derek Silva QB OLEMISS – The Eagles get the best QB prospect since Andrew Luck with this guy, not a hard choice here.

3. Ravens – Max Tobeck QB UGA – Ravens get the next best thing in Tobeck, who is much better than RG3 was to Mr. Luck. Tobeck brings reliability to the Ravens at QB

4. Bengals – Griffin Hatchette DE UGA – Bengals is not going to trade his pick and is in a good spot to take BPA due to an all-around ageing roster. Hatchette has been compared to JJ Watt and might live up to the name.

5. Saints – Lorell Milburn HB LSU – Milburn gets the edge here but between Wilkinson and himself, whoever measures the best at prodays and combine will likely go to the Saints at 5. The Saints need weapons and Milburn loves the endzone. Great fit here.

6. Packers – Curtis Johnson WR Pitt – Ignoring needs for a big name WR is something the Packers love to do. Johnson is a great prospect and will fit right in with what the Packers are doing, but defense wins championships in RML.

7. Seahawks – Davonte Wilkinson RB UM – Wilkinson doesn’t slide from 5 as the Hawks desperately need fresh legs in their backfield as well. Wilkinson helps Locklear in the Hawks quest for greatness.

8. Colts – Henry Okung CB Ole Miss – What better than a 6’4 CB that will likely run sub 4.4? The Colts always seem to have prospects fall right in their laps, or they trade up to grab him. With aging DBs, the Colts need to solidify the group shortly if they continue to have dominance in RML

9. 49ers – Malik Gallon S LSU – The Niners also need to improve their defensive backfield if they have any hope of returning to the playoffs. Gallon is a heavy hitter who can play any position in the secondary.

10. Patriots – Henry Studdard MLB OKLA – Studdard has had a great season and might even have a better combine. The Pats picked a good year to need linebackers as they are in a good spot to get a top tier prospect here.

11. Panthers – Henry Fenelus CB Oregon – The Panthers need CBs, although Fenelus is a good prospect, he is not the CB you hope to get at 11. A weaker class pushes up his value. Hopefully he has a good combine to drive up his value.

12. Falcons – Bj Dickerson HB BGreen- Eric Dickerson’s grandson falls to a RB needy team at 12. Dickerson might be the next Jerome Bettis in the right position. The back runs into people comparable to a semi would.

13. Titans – Carey Page LT PSU – The Titans need to avoid the glamorous picks and speed if they hope to compete for playoffs. They need to build up their line to give their young QB a chance to grow.

14. Broncos – Tj Beal WR TENN – Broncos get a gamebreaker with Beal and are quite happy with the new offensive weapon. Solid ROTY pick for Broncos believers.

15. Bears – Javarie Riley OLB OSU – Riley is another intriguing LB prospect that will likely have a good combine. Bears fill a need with this pick and get a straight footballer who is good in coverage as well.

16. Packers – Jonathan Blevins FS TEXAS – Blevins fits more of a pressing need for the Packers, the first team to pick twice. Blevins gives the Packers an intriguing FS who can lay wood but also cover very well.

17. Vikings – Grant Dutka UO QB – Dutka is the fast QB the Vikings need and want. Rodgers might not retire, but he is not the QB of the future for the Vikings, and neither is Cooley.

18. Bills – Mike Merritt QB LOU – I think this is the year the Bills toss Teddy and get a new shiny toy at QB. Although Merritt is the 4^th one off the board, in past drafts he would be considered at the first spots.

19. Packers – Earlzo Peterson UColo CB – Packers double dip at DB with a guy who could really benefit from a great combine. Keep an eye on Peterson who could jump much higher than this with good 40 times.

20. Texans – Case Warren WR Wyo – Texans has been adamant about acquiring tall WRs. Warren isn’t the best prospect but he has two things you can’t coach, Speed and height.

21. Browns – Antoine YoungBlood WR OHIO – Browns will likely reach for a cheesy fast WR here. Don’t hold your breath for anything ethical with this pick.

22. Bills – Gant McDonald S OLE MISS – McDonald is a prime candidate to move to CB with this weak class. Bills have a need and fill it, sort of.

23. Steelers – Victor Becton FS BAMA – Steelers get a thumper that gets Swearinger the hell out of the starting line-up.

24. Cards – Joseph Maynard DT OKLA – Cards continue to groom their Dline with Maynard, another top DT prospect.

25. Vikings – Jarrett Nunley DE OLE MISS – Nunley is a solid DE in a good spot for a DE needy team. Vikings choose more of a need and starter than their QB choice.

26. Ravens – Treyvon Rheem TE USC – The Ravens do not need a TE, but they don’t really need anything. Rheem is a luxury pick and is a great TE prospect comparable to Evan Engram.

27. Chargers – Cory Burgess UM WR – Burgess has solid hands and the Chargers need weapons. He may not out run you but he definitely will win some 1 on 1 balls.

28. Colts – Walter Coles TE UF – Coles is another TE prospect that could greatly benefit from a strong combine. His 6’6 frame is heavily enticing for all owners across RML.

29. Lions – Hunter Alstott QB Wisc – The Lions need a qb and Alstott is the best of the rest here. Look for a Vet to teach the rookie for a year.

30. Jets – James Amaya TE USC – The AFC top3 all go TE in the first round. Amaya is the best overall prospect of the 3, but he does not have the speed the other 2 do.

31. Bucs – Dareon Folston DT CLEM – The Bucs add to their impossible run stuffing D with a BPA pick here.

32. Colts – Tomas John WR CLEM – John brings solid hands to a WR core that has speed and after that not much. With AJ Green aging, this might be a great fit.

As the first round of RML's seasonal draft concluded, 32 prospects have found a new home. Many new and valuable pieces will be added to drafting teams in their quest for RML greatness in the following rounds that will conclude in the next night or so, but the first round is the most sure fire. Below i will analyze picks and teams that drafted so far (FIRST ROUND ONLY) by development, overall, and team fit. Thank you for reading.

Most disappointing pick: Gregory Steele WR to New England Patriots 1st Overall - I will be the first person to admit that Greg Steele was the prospect that looked like the next Randy Moss. This can still become true, however Steele is nothing close to what we had hoped for. Steele's stats still do look pretty great, but slow dev at #1 overall is a burn that hurts even the most stacked of teams. Brad must use every oppotunity in front of him to make sure that Steele can get out of this slow development crevice.

Most controversial pick: Paul Kosier QB to Miami Dolphins 16 Overall - In one of the worst QB draft classes madden has ever put out, Timbo made a risky pick by taking a 5th Round grade in the top half of the first. The Dolphins number 1 need was not a QB, however Drew Brees (40) is on his way out and Blake Bortles is never the answer. Kosier (72 OVR) is a superstar dev and a faster QB, something Dolphins management has not been afraid to say that they want. Kosier's development is key and must be taken seriously this next season if the Dolphins expect any success from Kosier.

Team that gave us the most questions: Joe Bartel's Green Bay Packers - Joe made a solid jump to #3 d took a prospect similar to Gregory Steele in Devin Underwood. Coming off the combine, Underwood looked like the next Ray Lewis. However, the disappointment of slow dev struck another user in the top 3. Although i still believe in Underwood producing great numbers in RML, the Packers next pick is the one that gives me the most question. The Green Bay Packers took Roy Blizzard at #12, and although Blizzard looks like a great prospect, the rookie simply was not a need for the WR heavy Packers. The Packers have defensive holes, and the saying is not "Spread Formation wins championships".

Best overall value pick:Teryan Ellison #18 to Buffalo Bils - Ellison is simply a beast. A 22 YO SS Dev lineman is hard to come by, let alone at 18. DT is not the sexy first round choice some users in this league simply cannot avoid, but Bills paid off by laying low and picking the surefire prospect. The Bills defense will be a wrecking force in the AFC in their quest to take the Eastern throne.

Smartest move in the first round: Trading the fuck out - As much as it pains me to write this, with all of the disappointing draft stories and surprising slow dev players, the best bet for a user was to get as much value possible by trading back or completely out of the first round. This draft seemed rich in talent and that notion quickly disappeared due to the justified reaches and the other disappointing prospects. Not many top tier prospects are left and with many users out of trades, moving out is not an option.

Tonight should be a fun night, but i am positive we all hope that next season's draft is more lucrative (and can we get a 96 Speed 6'4 CB and 85 Overall QB already?!)

1 Ravens – Javonte Gregory SS FSU – The guaranteed SS Dev Safety had a solid combine. This lethal combination is going to be too much for Ravens to pass up on in a position of need. Gregory plays the run and pass very well. Best DB prospect since J. Ramsey.

2 Eagles – Randall Paige LE OKLA – Paige is another beast who had a wonderful combine. Look for the Eagles to lock up a great prospect at a spot of need.

3 Texans – Jordan Agramonte RE WISC – Agramonte and Paige are pretty much the same player with different names. They will be compared for the rest of their careers and neither are a bad pick. Although this might not be a scheme match, Jordan will frustrate the AFCS for seasons to come.

4 Bengals – Zach Nordin C UF – With the offensive line class looking mediocre, expect the good ones to go quickly. Bengals has other needs but the OL need trumps them all. Nordin is a great prospect and hopes to get Zeke going.

5 Rams – LaJarvis Reynolds LOLB STAN – Reynolds looks just as dominant as Jorian White did last season, expect him to find a nice home and help the Rams from allowing so many points.

6 Patriots – Banks Sermons DT OLE MISS – If the Pats do not address their barren defensive situation with their 2 first round picks, expect another dismal season for Brad. Sermons will plug up most running lanes.

7 Falcons – Crosby Fiammetta CB A&M – The Fiammetta brothers are reunited in the ATL as many have projected this move since the season started. Fiammetta also fills a glaring hole for the Falcons.

8 Saints – Sherman Nicholas RE USC – Nicholas takes some pressure away from Mack and gives the Saints a potent pass rush that could inject life into a playoffless Saints team.

9 Eagles – Matt Hall WR WISC – Matt Hall had a great season and he will be rewarded with a very high draft choice. Hall gives the Eagles another slot WR to play with and hopefully score many touchdowns for years to come.

10 Raiders – Zach Raymond RT OLE MISS – Raymond disappointed in the bench press, but is another possible SS Dev. Raiders needs good young linemen and this is a perfect situation for Raymond to land.

11 Colts – Marshall Johnson QB ND – Johnson is the best QB in a garbage draft class, causing this slide out of the top 10. With Tom Brady retiring in Disney World, the Colts have no time to waste in their journey for a repeat. OBJ was traded for this pick which also causes the intrigue at WR. This pick will be crucial for the Colts moving forward.

12 Packers – Devin Underwood OLB UM -Underwood is another beast in this deep front 7 class, look for the Packers to gain a great player at a big position of need.

13 Lions – Pierre Loadholt CB MSU – Loadholt is the 2^nd CB taken off the board. The NFCN loves to throw the football, and the Lions need to get better at preventing opponents from doing that. Loadholt helps do that.

14 Colts – Teejay Peck CB OSU – Teejay followed up a superb senior year at Ohio State with a solid combine. The Colts biggest need in the world is not a #1 CB, but they will be intrigued with Peck still on the board.

15 Panthers – Marshall Carpenter RE TEXAS – Carpenter would be a much higher pick if the DL in this draft were any less valuable. Carpenter is no slouch and has potential to be the next JJ Watt if things work in his favor.

16 Dolphins – Gregory Steele WR UCLA – Drew Brees is still alive and as long as that is the case the Dolphins are competing for a title. Steele isn’t the biggest need but is an impact player.

17 Seahawks – Ashley Woodbury OLB UM – Woodbury was a beast at Miami and the Seahawks need an anchor like he was in his college years. Ashley will be an immediate starter and will have a good career wherever he ends up.

18 Bills – Teryan Ellison DT UF – Ellison can play any position on a 3-4 DL and will complement the Bills defense in great ways. He put up a monstrous bench press that cannot be ignored by RML teams.

19 Rams – Tucker Heeney C BAMA – The Rams need to do what theyre good at and that’s running the ball. The could use an upgrade at their 5^th offensive line spot and Heeney is an attractive option to do so.

20 Vikings – Marvin Mack OLB OLE MISS – Look for Mack to slide down to the line and start right away for the Vikings. Mack is good in every area of defense and will be a great pro.

21 Chiefs – Reggie Scroggins CB CLEM – The Chiefs need defense bad if they plan to return to the playoffs. Scroggins is a good coverage CB that can fill in right away for the playoff team.

22 Steelers – Willie Greene OLB TENN – Greene is a solid young and fast LB that fits well with what the Steelers want to bring in.

23 Jets – Graham Page RG IDAHO STATE – Jets has a solid roster but going line here is the right move, and possibly again at 27. Page is a solid lineman that benefits from the weak class.

24 49ers – Donnie Trusnik RG LAFA – The 49ers need to keep David Johnson healthy if they expect to knock off the Cardinals. Invest in another lineman and run through RML while also protecting RR.

25 Packers – Miles Stone FS UMASS – Stone is not the best prospect but has High potential. Packers loves high potential young defensive players and can mold Stone into a perennial all-star.

26 Bucs – Jared Virgil OLB BAMA – this is the point in the draft where Virgil’s antics can be overlooked. Virgil is a beast and has potential to be a pro bowler in the right situation. Bucs needs defensive help and Virgil can play the game.

27 Jets – Roy Blizzard WR TENN – Jets biggest need is not WR, but not many actions that Snake does makes sense. Blizzard is a great prospect and will produce for the Jets in their quest for playoffs.

28 Browns – Blake Roth QB UM – Roth has the best arm in a weak class. Browns is shopping Carson Wentz and if anything goes through, Roth might be called here.

29 Ravens – Desmon Franks CB OKLA – Ravens gets a steal of another top end prospect that is stuck in a great defensive class. Franks can run with the fastest, but needs to develop his zone coverage.

30 Pats – Bryant Goodman MLB TENN – Goodman is the perfect prospect to fill in for Luke Keuchly. Goodman is a thumper that can stop the run and help lead the Pats to the playoffs.

31 Cardinals – Bryant Verrett DT PITT – Verrett is the first step for the Cardinals to become a good defense. Verrett will help the Cardinals plug the run that many NFCW users are so good at.

32 Browns – Cortez Mungro FS RI – Browns fills a need in the defensive backfield to start their return to the playoffs. Mungro is a ballhawk that should start for the Browns.

Fuck Brad and the Patriots

More light has been revealed on the Jon Walters' situation. Walters was upset that he was not being force fed the ball with the return of OBJ causing the decline of his targets. Walters demanded a stipulation in his contract demanding 15 targets per game. Coach Mike Harbough refused, stating "Stop being such a whiny fucking democrat". Walters immediately started crying and called Mike a racist while leaving the Colts facility. OBJ allegedly offered to give Walters a couple blowies during their bye week like he did in preseason to pump up Walters. This explains why Walters performed so well this regular season. Walters is now expected to play the entirety of his contract in Indianapolis. Will the political tension cause the Colts to trip up?

As soon as the interview of Rich Chigga was released to the public, Colts Wide Receiver Odell Beckham Jr had some not so pleasant things to say. "Man... F**k that guy, he ain't know whats coming for him when i see the field." An unidentified black male with a large black penis (presumed Jon Walters) shouted "F**K THE RAVENS AND THEY CRACKA ASS COACH". Tom Brady could not comment due to being blown in the bathroom by some radio guy from New Jersey. The potential rematch between the two teams is set up to be a spicy matchup.

RML MIDISH SEASON REVIEW

By: Michael Jon Walters is Sim Minella

As RML's 2nd playoffs loom, the season has been filled with more ups and downs than a Bill Cosby documentary. Some people played as expected so far, some impressed, and some let Dan beat them. With the addition of a couple of new players, it seems that RML is more even than ever before which calls for a juicy, Giant-less playoff race (or does it?)

Teams that have impressed me more than Mia Khalifa's Blow Job Skills

Redskins- I don't know who you are, but any new user who can sustain a 9-2 start while taking over a new fantasy drafted team. The Redskins has also allowed the 2nd lowest point total and is cruising for an NFC top spot.

49ers- Dan's expectations this season from me were to crash and burn miserably and early. He is currently 6-4 and fighting for a playoff spot. Way to not suck Danno!

Teams that need to step up more than Kevin Spacey's PR team

Steelers- Although his big win over NYJ came at the perfect time, Brucey has a long and tough road ahead with the resurgence of Ravens and the new arrival of Browns. Steelers must play smart to make the playoffs.

Dolphins- Timbo started off red hot and has since been drenched like a white mom in the front row at Sea World. With playoff spots quickly disappearing, Dolphins must win now before it's too late.

Cardinals- The latest scandel of RML is surrounding the Cardinals who have played rather shitty this 2nd season. Although Kam does have an 8-3 record, he has given up the 2nd most points in the league. He also posts a 2-3 record at home.

Packers- If Joe expects to return to playoffs, he better not only cook up a turkey this weekend but also a side of Ws. A lose to Dan really fucking hurts here. Get in the kitchen Joe.

Giants- I don't even know why the fuck im writing about Giants who has 6 losses through 10 games. If he does win out, he will finish with a 9 game winning streak and an undeniable playoff spot.

The Pamela Anderson's(?Teams that fucking blew it a long time ago)

Bills- After acquiring Jorian White and trading their top 2 picks, Cam has followed up with a shit performance full of turnovers and disappointing losses. The injury bug is strong in this one, however nobody gives a shit. Hopefully Cam rebounds in the later rounds and acquires whatever it takes for this guy to win a few games.

Texans- Wow what an utter disappointment. A team who was expected to succeed with the departure of Kentucky Cheeseball, Joe's cousin has completely shit the bed.

Chargers- Although he possibly ruined Dolphin's playoff chances, Jacob has taken more Ls than a Chicago Bear fan the last 15 years. Yes Rex Grossman was fucking terrible, but the Chargers are trying to be worse.

Team that fucking beat me

Ravens- Jeff has played awesome this season on the back of jesus reincarnate Davis Webb. Webb has compared to "Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, Andrew Luck, and Peyton Manning's gay orgy baby" Although the impressive victory over Colts is a great resume booster, is it enough to clinch the #1 seed? The power rankings seem to think not.

Coolest guy in the chat

Eagles- Although Andy is a fucking democrat, you gotta love this guy and all of his efforts that make RML great. Fuck you Giants. Andy is awesome and is a great podcast partner.

Lamest dude in the chat

Jets & Bears- Wow coincidentally 2 people that accused me of spam lol. Two of the trolls that enjoy nothing more than shit posting. However, the combined 17-4 record is good enough for me to keep these fucks around. Fuck you Lope.

Also, if Tyler, Matt, and Frankie were in the chat id circle jerk them with this mention.

Should "Tanking" be a punishable crime in RML?

By: Michael Minella

Tanking has been around since any sort of rookie draft that rewards mediocre teams with a high draft pick began. These draft picks are very valuable as they give users a try at potentially top end talent. However, many Madden leagues have rules preventing users from tanking, taking force losses, etc. The reasoning for this is to keep league members active and involved in their games as much as possible. This system crushes the lower-middle talented tier of any league. Teams are expected to win as many games as possible to keep the league as a whole going smoothly, but crushes a teams long term potential at acquiring top talent in a draft. Although some divisions are more winnable than others, in powerhouse divisions such as the AFCN or NFCN making the playoffs is no guarantee. Users in these divisions are expected to be happy with an above .500 record while missing playoffs and being stuck in RML purgatory for a season or more. If tanking were to be allowed users would be much more compliant with wasting a whole season due to the potential reward acquired at the end of the season, top draft picks. Regardless if the user drafts with the picks or not, pick #2 is much more valuable than #20 (trust me, i acquired both). Tanking gives users who are on the brink of making playoffs or just a few pieces away from a championship a chace to acquire the talent necessary to put them over the hump. I believe that tanking actually will make users want to stay in RML due to their ability to focus on the future. People will argue "tanking will ruin the league, everyone will be fighting over force losses". I do not believe this is the case. I believe that tanking only benefits users who are in loaded divisions with multiple users jostling for playoff spots, and will not apply to majority of users. If two tanking users do collide in season, fair sim it! May the best CPU lose. Let teams get what they want, and if that is a force loss the last 3 weeks of the season then so be it. 

RML ¼ SEASON REVIEW

By: Michael Minella

As RML has quickly advanced through week 4, the new season has unfolded quite the amount of surprises, salt, and controversy. Whether it is Titans leaving, rookies performing well, or playoff teams playing rather shitty, RML18 season 2 is off to a great start. This has the potential to be the most invigorating season yet to come!

Biggest Surprises

The biggest surprise of RML is the retirement of former Titans owner Kentucky Cupcake. Whether you wanted him to stay and continue his “Undertaker” like winning streak or messaged all of your GroupMe friends like Christmas came early this year, the AFC landscape has drastically changed. Although new Titans seems like a competent user, whether he can maintain a playoff spot in a hungry AFC is up in the air.

The NFC currently has ZERO (0) undefeated teams through 4 weeks! In any Madden league this is a very uncommon theme. With the league only having two members left (Jets and Colts, both had their bye week in week 4) undefeated, it is safe to say that RML is becoming more and more even in talent, especially with the departure of Mr. Cupcake. I for one think that this level of competitiveness is great for RML, and will lead to a competitive playoff filled with heartbreak.

Chiefs, Packers, and Giants all post .500 records or below. Cardinals, Cowboys, and Titans are not currently in the lead for their division. All were playoff teams that are going to need to step up their game if they wish to make the playoffs in a few weeks.

J.T. Tuman was once called a bust. Tuman was not given a chance due to subpar trucking, elusiveness, and acceleration. Tuman was laughed at when Ravens posted his picture in the chat on draft day. Tuman, who was released by the Ravens and signed by the Giants, is the favorite for NFC OROY after 5 games. Tuman has gotten a lot of touches in the Giants backfield and has taken advantage of the opportunity. Tuman is an interesting name to watch the remainder of the season.

What to watch upcoming

Week 5: Jets Vs Vikings, Ravens Vs Raiders, Colts Vs Titans

Week 6: Steelers Vs Ravens, Vikings Vs Bears, Raiders Vs Chiefs, Broncos Vs Seahawks, Panthers Vs Cowboys, Cardinals Vs Buccaneers

Week 7: Packers Vs Bears, Vikings Vs Cardinals, Jets Vs Titans

Week 8: Chiefs Vs Broncos, Vikings Vs Packers, Raiders Vs 49ers

All of these game either feature high powered user matchups or “prove it” themes for surprising or new users off to a good start.

Who will win this year’s Super Bowl?

Bills #1 - Jorian White LOLB 22YO WISC

With the Bills desperately needing a positive change, why not go with arguably the best prospect before AND after the combine who is also in a position of need for Cam.

Colts #2 - Jase Hallen QB 23YO WISC

Who better to learn behind Tom Brady than Jase? Arguable the most accurate QB prospect since Sam Bradford. Best place for Jase to have a successful career.

Eagles #3 - Hansen Donnalley QB 23YO FSU

Davis Web is not going to cut it another year at the helm. Andy needs a QB who can throw farther than Jameis Winston. Great pick for Philly.

Falcons #4 - Lewis Fiammetta WR 22YO TEXAS

The first small speedy receiver off the board of many (just what RML needs) will help The Falcons in their attempt to score more than their opponents.

Rams #5 - Quinn Van Pelt MLB 24YO STAN

The Rams do need a future QB but not enough to pass on a combine warrior such as Van Pelt.

Lions #6 - J.J. Walters WR 21YO UF

Another talented young WR in a loaded draft class that goes to a team in desperate need of a playmaker to stretch the field.

Seahawks #7 - Tyrone Hansen WR 23YO PSU

WR again here and justified with another great combine warrior. Seahawks looking to bounce back to Pre-Lope Ban form with this great pick.

Broncos #8 - Douglas McCree MLB 23YO  CLEM

Douglas is not the fastest linebacker, but he is a true thumper and can lead this defense to an AFC West title if surrounded by the proper cast.

Raiders #9 - Desean Claret LE 24YO OREG

Desean had a great all-star game and shot himself into consideration for a top-10 pick. The raiders need a good young presence on the Dline and Claret might be the best possible fit.

Bengals #10 - Jordan Scandrick SS 22YO UL

Scandrick is just what the Bengals need in their secondary, speed and pop. This presence will slow AFCN passing attack for seasons to come.

Browns #11 - Javier Tate CB 23YO OREG

Another fast DB to the AFCN due to the pass heavy division. Tate had a great combine.

49ers #12 - Simon Milanovich QB 22YO UG

The only person worse than Dan at Madden is his QB, Joe Flacco. Simon brings youth to the 49ers who desperately need a new QB.

Colts #13 - Martin Sparks CB 23YO CLEM

Sparks is an immediate starter for the young Colts secondary. 

Saints #14 - Long Dinkins OLB 23YO OKLA

The Saints need help at LB, and leave it to the new record holder of the Official RML Combine's "Largest Penis" ever recorded.

Texans #15 - Bret Sermons WR 22YO ND

The Texans need to score more points to make the playoffs. Getting a 6'5 WR will help their offensive woes.

Chargers #16 - Cam Page LT 21YO OLEMISS

The first lineman off the board, Page has been a top prospect all season long which is too tantalizing for him to fall further than the Chargers.

Ravens #17 - Ryan Gammon LT 22YO TEXASAM

Another LT gone to the Ravens who also desperately need help on their line. Getting Gammon will fill a position until Madden 19

Panthers #18 - Allen Mason FS 23YO WISC

After a disappointing combine, the Panthers cant afford to pass up on Mason's natural talent to hold down Safety for them.

Redskins #19 - Ryan Locklear QB 23YO UCLA

Redskins are one of many QB needy teams and they get their dual threat guy (plz dont be RG3).

Packers #20 - Dillard Miree SS 22YO NEB

Dillard locks the Packers secondary down in efforts to slow down the Bear's passing attack out of the playoffs again.

Dolphins #21 - Russell Bing WR 23YO WMU

Two words. Fast Receiver. The Dolphins have the roster strength to reach for a project such as Bing who ran the fastest 40 at this years combine.

Vikings #22 - Jimmy Loverne QB 23YO WISC

Yes, Wisconsin's backup QB will be a first round pick. This speed option QB will fit in perfectly with the Viking's run heavy offense.

Chiefs #23 - Fisher Owens RB 23YO IOWA

The first runningback off the board gives the Chiefs a pair of fresh young legs to help maintain another playoff spot.

Packers #24 - Samuel Phinisee CB 22YO LSU

Phinisee is the 2nd DB taken by the Packers to help prevent the Bears from throwing for 750 yards and blaming it on his opponent.

Giants #25 - Timario Winston CB 22YO KSU

Winston fills a need for the Giants and is a huge steal at 25 for the playoff team.

Steelers #26 - Zach Mirer C 22YO OLEMISS

After spending record money on Joshua Garnett, the Steelers will add another great young piece to anchor the C position.

Cardinals #27 - Charles Agholor LE 21YO STAN

The Cardinals have a lot of needs, but Agholor is a justifiable piece for a young team that needs an effective pass rusher.

Patriots #28 - Djuan Hobbs SS 22YO OSU

Hobbs is a good pick for a team in need of a safety. Patriots needs a youthful shot of Def to help patch their previous seasons woes.

Bucs #29 - Ross Sulak RG 23YO STAN

The Bucs have a growing young team that overachieved last season. If they wish to continue to make the playoffs, they must invest in protecting Deshone Kizer.

Jets #30 - Dion Pope LT 23YO CLEM

The Jets are in a good position to pick BPA, but investing in line would be the smartest move to help Rawls repeat as MVP.

Cowboys #31 - Brody Coons QB 23YO UG

The second backup QB going in this 1st round. Although Jacoby Brissett had a good season, he is not the long term answer for a Super Bowl contending team.

Titans #32 - JT Tuman RB 22YO UG

Titans might end up with the steal of the draft with the last pick of the 1st round in Tuman. Tuman is a great blend of speed and aggressiveness.