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Mnmicecr3am's POWERRANKINGS

by Mnmicecr3am | 7 years ago | 0 Comments

MNM’s COMPLETELY ANNOYING AND UNPRECEDENTED RANKINGS OF THE TOP 16 TEAMS IN RML BASED OFF OF NO DATA AND COMPLETE BIAS! ENJOY!

16. Rams – Vic really proved his worth last season by barely missing the playoffs and registering his top season in recent memory here at RML. Hopefully Vic can shoo off the rising Niners and Seahawks and maintain a consistent spot near the playoffs.

15. Bears – Old Chiefs has really stepped up this Madden and consistently made the playoffs. Weak division or not it is pretty hard to make the playoffs every season. I have my stamp of approval on CODEK

14. Falcons – Tyler is definitely top 3 in the meme department; however, he has not lived up to his hype as a Madden player in his debut against arch rival Bills. Tyler is in a good position to rebound and capture a wildcard spot in the inferior NFC.

13. Vikings – The new Vikings owner has been slightly better than mediocre with a pretty impressive WR core. However, the low ranking QB can likely attest to that. Look for Vikings as a potential breakout candidate.

12. Browns – Weasel is another intriguing noob who has an impressive track record outside of RML but has not played enough here to properly grade. If Weasel backs up half of his promises he will be decent here. P.s stop running power.

11. Bills – Cam gets a generous rating here mostly off of past performance, mostly before M18. I always have believed in Cam and hope that he returns to the playoffs again this season.

10. Steelers – Bruce quietly has been productive every season during this iteration, but usually gets swallowed by an AFC giant during or right before the playoffs. All hail Cooks and pray for Cook.

9. Cardinals – Kam is a very good player, but a combination of real life during playoffs and improving competition in the NFC drops him in at 9 in a very impressive top 10. Kam does a very good job in the west even with a few slip ups here and there (mostly due to school). Although I rank him at #9, Kam could easily represent the NFC in the Super Bowl.

8. Chiefs – Chiefs came into RML red hot and knocked off some very impressive teams (Shades of Barn). I’m a full believer that he can climb into the top 5 this year, especially with some playoff success. Again, although Chiefs ranks at 8, he is no slouch on the sticks.

7. Packers – Joe gets a generous but at the same time disrespectful placement at 7. Joe followed up his season finishing runner up by having a very impressive regular season, but also a very disappointing wildcard playoff exit. I think if Packers really wants to compete, he must address his secondary needs instead of lavish top ten offensive weapon picks.

6. Cowboys – Cowboys is in a rough spot behind the impressive BLD. Seth always makes wildcard and is never a fluke in the spot. I would not be surprised if Cowboys finally overtook the NFCE and possibly enter the super bowl.

5. Jets – Jets is pretty high on this list, and although he has not had an AFCCCG appearance, I believe he is more consistent than the teams that prevail him. I think if Jets was in the NFC he would have at least made the Super Bowl once. Snake has many impressive regular season wins but he needs to put it together for one solid playoff run to justify this rank.

4.Bucs- Andy is awesome. He truly dominated this past season and barely missed a super bowl appearance. Ive never seen a more solid defense built in this Madden, and its hard for me to not be a cocky asshole and claim ive done better. This creates a huge target on Andy’s back, hopefully he comes out with another deep season.

3. Redskins- BLD is a slot in at 3 due to both recent success and a recent Super Bowl appearance. He is a great user and has earned respect here for long to come but his inability to win games when the run game is shut down (which is not often at all) does not warrant the 2nd spot. Can BLD be the NFC’s savior?

2. Colts – This past playoff exit was rather embarrassing. So much so that I could not rate myself over Jeff. Colts got demoralized after consecutive seasons of success and must rebound hard to overcome the strong surging Ravens.

1. Ravens – With one of the most powerful playoff campaigns in history of RML, Ravens locked up his first superbowl this iteration. Ravens is riding high and still improving his stellar squad. Ravens is my favorite to repeat but to say it will be easy is far from the truth.