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RML "LETS SIM TO THE FUCKIN PLAYOFFS ALREADY" Review

by Mnmicecr3am | 7 years ago | 0 Comments

RML MIDISH SEASON REVIEW

By: Michael Jon Walters is Sim Minella

As RML's 2nd playoffs loom, the season has been filled with more ups and downs than a Bill Cosby documentary. Some people played as expected so far, some impressed, and some let Dan beat them. With the addition of a couple of new players, it seems that RML is more even than ever before which calls for a juicy, Giant-less playoff race (or does it?)

Teams that have impressed me more than Mia Khalifa's Blow Job Skills

Redskins- I don't know who you are, but any new user who can sustain a 9-2 start while taking over a new fantasy drafted team. The Redskins has also allowed the 2nd lowest point total and is cruising for an NFC top spot.

49ers- Dan's expectations this season from me were to crash and burn miserably and early. He is currently 6-4 and fighting for a playoff spot. Way to not suck Danno!

Teams that need to step up more than Kevin Spacey's PR team

Steelers- Although his big win over NYJ came at the perfect time, Brucey has a long and tough road ahead with the resurgence of Ravens and the new arrival of Browns. Steelers must play smart to make the playoffs.

Dolphins- Timbo started off red hot and has since been drenched like a white mom in the front row at Sea World. With playoff spots quickly disappearing, Dolphins must win now before it's too late.

Cardinals- The latest scandel of RML is surrounding the Cardinals who have played rather shitty this 2nd season. Although Kam does have an 8-3 record, he has given up the 2nd most points in the league. He also posts a 2-3 record at home.

Packers- If Joe expects to return to playoffs, he better not only cook up a turkey this weekend but also a side of Ws. A lose to Dan really fucking hurts here. Get in the kitchen Joe.

Giants- I don't even know why the fuck im writing about Giants who has 6 losses through 10 games. If he does win out, he will finish with a 9 game winning streak and an undeniable playoff spot.

The Pamela Anderson's(?Teams that fucking blew it a long time ago)

Bills- After acquiring Jorian White and trading their top 2 picks, Cam has followed up with a shit performance full of turnovers and disappointing losses. The injury bug is strong in this one, however nobody gives a shit. Hopefully Cam rebounds in the later rounds and acquires whatever it takes for this guy to win a few games.

Texans- Wow what an utter disappointment. A team who was expected to succeed with the departure of Kentucky Cheeseball, Joe's cousin has completely shit the bed.

Chargers- Although he possibly ruined Dolphin's playoff chances, Jacob has taken more Ls than a Chicago Bear fan the last 15 years. Yes Rex Grossman was fucking terrible, but the Chargers are trying to be worse.

Team that fucking beat me

Ravens- Jeff has played awesome this season on the back of jesus reincarnate Davis Webb. Webb has compared to "Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, Andrew Luck, and Peyton Manning's gay orgy baby" Although the impressive victory over Colts is a great resume booster, is it enough to clinch the #1 seed? The power rankings seem to think not.

Coolest guy in the chat

Eagles- Although Andy is a fucking democrat, you gotta love this guy and all of his efforts that make RML great. Fuck you Giants. Andy is awesome and is a great podcast partner.

Lamest dude in the chat

Jets & Bears- Wow coincidentally 2 people that accused me of spam lol. Two of the trolls that enjoy nothing more than shit posting. However, the combined 17-4 record is good enough for me to keep these fucks around. Fuck you Lope.

Also, if Tyler, Matt, and Frankie were in the chat id circle jerk them with this mention.