The Dallas Cowboys have finally found their groove.
In the off season the Cowboys made waves when they fired HC Mike McCarthy.
It was a move that no one would have predicted, but after he was involved in the “but hole” scandal it was impossible for him to stay in Dallas.
“I invited him onto my super yacht and he went missing for 2 days, eventually we found him in a cabin he should have never had access to. There’s no way I can look that man in the eye again – Jerry Jones (Owner).
In comes (now ex) star quarterback from the CFL Will Gomes, fresh off a 50 touchdown pass season, it was a surprising and unprecedented move making him head coach.
‘Yeah I was just looking for a Dak Prescott autograph and I bumped into Jerry, before I knew it we were on a 90 day cruise around the world”.
It seems that Gomes and Jones became great friends on what we can only imagine was a wild adventure.
The season started out rough when starting QB Dak Prescott threw 15 interceptions in his first 2 games.
The team immediately moved to a run first… pretty much run always offense and it was quite boring to watch, until the defense would hit the field.
Led by defensive rookie of the year Micha Parsons and last years NFL interception leader Trevon Diggs the Cowboys defense has become formidable and at times have almost out score the offense.
“A lot of what coach Gomes has taught me he did it using Madden, honestly it’s pretty dope having a coach who is so good at madden”-Micha Parsons (LB).
With the defense holding the Cowboys in the game and Zeke running like a beast, it’s opened up the playbook for Prescott to utilize the play action pass and rack on some safe easy yards.
“At first I thought coach was being cautious cause he was high all the time, but then I realized that the weed unlocks his mind and turns him into a genius”- Dak Prescott (QB)
With things trending up this will be a fun team to watch and see how they react to their upcoming week off.
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By: Ian Rapoport
NFL Network Insider.
Trouble in Cinci, as reports start to swirl that Bengals HC has been pushing troubled players to sign reduced contracts by "compensating" them with drugs, women and alchol.
TMZ reported that Bengals Wideout John Ross, was spotted leaving with the HC from a popular strip club on Saturday March 11th at 5AM. The two were pulled over after the HC ran a red light, but were let go shortly after.
The officer involved is currently under investigation, reports say that he is a massive Bengals fan.
The Bengals are coming off a stellar season, which resulted in a crushing superbowl loss, so a lot of speculation has been made lately on how a historically shitty team could make it so far into the post season.
Many question the head coach's moral integrity, as rumors have spread that he will find any way to gain a competitive advantage... Even if that mean's breaking a few rules.
There were rumors that the HC purchased tickets behind opposing teams benches and used special equipment to steal play calls as they happen.
The Controversy was put into light for the whole world to see in the last Super Bowl, as CBS Top Analyst Tony Romo, was able to pick up on subtle hand gestures and instant play call adjustments from the Cincinatti sidelines, He stated the adjustments as "uncanny" and "nothing i've ever witnessed before".
When asked about his comments and what he saw after the game Romo replied "I'm just happy they lost, it would be a shame to see the biggest game in the world disgraced like that", when asked to elaborate Romo said "He'll let the commissioner handle it".
With so many unanswered questions one would seem to believe that this might be the last time the Bengals ever make the super bowl.
Michael Fabiano-"I would avoid all Bengals players this Fantasy season, things are not looking good".
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson- "I'd love to punch the Head Coach in the face, bringing such shame to the greatest sport on earth AND in the superbowl! Come on now"
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Minniapolis MIN,
The tides are changing!
New HC HOF WR T.O has decided to shake things up stating "We locked up so much money in talent-less bums"
T.O wouldn't specify which players he is talking about, but with an almost a fully guaranteed contract and what seems like very little return on investment, we assume Kirk Cousins could be one of the players he is referring to.
With minimal cap space for new acquisitions the new HC has been able to make very few free agent signings.
This coupled with 8-10 players on IR has left little depth and a lot of problems in Minnesota.
Sitting at 4-4 it seems the HC anger has been heard upstairs and a monumental trade has taken place, which see's Stephon Digg's and a 3rd round pick sent to the Redskins for Dez Bryant a 3rd AND what's shaping up to be a high 1st round pick.
All arrows are pointing to the future!
With a struggling O-line and questions at the quarterback position, this years draft could have a lot of answers for the Vikings.
Shabba!
Breaking News!
Dallas Cowboys Wide Receiver Terrence Williams, crashes his vehicle in the late hours of the night and was found at home by police, extremely intoxicated.
TMZ was able to catch up with arresting officer Quan Johnson, who informed TMZ that Miami starting RB Kenyan Drake was with Williams. "Multiple sources confirm that Williams and Drake were at Club Space in Miami, buying bottle after bottle" said officer Quan.
Averaging a dismal 2.1 yards per carry on 53 carries through 3 games Drake was already on thin ice.
"We aren't the Dallas Cowboys! I bet Jerry Jones, is gonna give Williams a raise and buy him a new car. The kids got 0 awareness i remember last year when he couldn't even run out of bounds to give the most accurate kicker in football a chance to win the game!"- Anonymous Dolphins Coach
TMZ was able to catch up with new HC Dwayne Johnson and asked what he thought about the situation.
"Imma take that Pinapple head looking son of a... you know what, down jabroni ave and check him into the smack down hotel!"
When asked to elaborte on what that means for Drake's football future, Mr.Johnson simply said "He's not starting".
Kenyan Drake has the talent to be an elite running back, but off field issues may keep him on the bench, as for now starting RB Kalen Ballage, this is a great opportunity to show case what he's got.
"I'm a north south kind of runner, kinda like a hammer, rhino, bulldozer... coach says we are moving to a 100% run game. I've never been a part of a 100% run game... game plan? but if i just run through people's faces' over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again a lot of people can't take that, so i should be sucessful."-Kalen Ballage (RB)
Stay tuned for more live newz feeds at TMZSports.com
Miami FL,
Miami HC is now Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
The 46 year old has decided to retire from TV and Movies and become a full time NFL coach.
"Being a part of the NFL has been a dream of mine for many years. After creating the show Ballers i realized that i was living in a fantasy and needed to do something to make it reality!" -Dwayne Johnson.
The Gace sex tape scandal sent shock waves through the NFL community and when Caitlyn Jenner (Bruce Jenner) finally released the tape, Adam Gace was quickly out of a job and a week later Mr.Johnson was in. Many rumors circulated about how Mr.Johnson won the job, with 0 coaching experience. When we asked him his response was "I'm a MADDEN god and i'm The Rock bitch".
Madden (popular simulation football video game) experience has never been translated into real football experience, but it seems The Rock is out to prove it's value.
We caught up with a few players and fans to get their opinions on the new coach.
"He said he wanted to trade me away, because my hair is ridiculous, we laughed then he gave me the rock stare... I'm confused"-Kenyan Drake (RB)
"I think it's awesome we have The Rock as our coach, i play a S*** L*** of madden, but i doubt i can do any of the things he's going to do- Zach Jones (Season Ticket Holder)
"The young bucks on this team don't know s***! when i first got into the league we didn't have the internet!"-Frank Gore (RB)
"Coach Johnson is all good, but seriously imma blow up now that Landry's not hogging dem balls"-Devonte Parker (WR)
"This team is messed up, i can't believe coach Gace had sex with a... He said he had plans for me and now i've already been demoted"-Danny Amendola (WR)
"Coach Johnson said i throw hard, but not good, he also said i'm an idiot, but i'm sure that means he likes me"-Ryan Tannehill (QB)
With fan and owner expectations low on this band of misfits the only way Johnson can go is up!
Tune in later for more Miami Mayhem!
Editor:Mary Jane (Miami Gazett)
Arlington, TX
Coach Garret fired, after an alleged scandal involving star RB Ezekiel Elliot. Garret was accused of tampering with evidence pertaining to Elliots Domestic violence case.
“The Comish said it was Zeke for a year or Garret, He's an evil man”- Jerry Jones
In steps Will Gomes a Hall of Fame QB from the CFL, with minimal experience in the NFL.
“Our ball is bigger and we play with less downs how much harder could it be”.-Will Gomes
A lot of fans are worried about the direction of the team, but with a lengthy record of victories (CFL) under his belt owner Jerry Jones is confident that Gomes will bring the Cowboys back to glory.
It would appear Jones isn't the only one buying into his new coach, as many players and coaches have expressed the value Gomes brings.
“He's changed our philosophy, Winning is the only thing that matters to him and i'm cool with that”-Dez Bryant
With a decent balance of young talent and veteran leadership the Cowboys looked poised to make a run at the Superbowl.
One of the best stories of this off season has been the return of Jaylon Smith, projected to go #1 overall in the 2016 draft smith tumbled to the end of RnD 2, because of an “unrecoverable” knee injury, but through hard work an determination (missed all of 16/17) the young LB pushed himself to the limit and will now be looking to start all 16 games this season.
“Blessed! That's all i can say and with a mentor in Lee this team will be blessed with 1st round talent”-Jaylon Smith
“Not only is he an intelligent player, but he is FAST, quick to tackles, but a beast at reading the QB and under cutting passes. I definitely see this kid in top 5 Tackles AND interceptions”-Sean Lee
A lot of questions on this Cowboys team.
Will Coach Gomes find success???
Will Star LB Jaylon Smith last 16 games
Will Dak Prescott continue is efficient dominance
With a tough Wk1 match up against the Giants and their veteran coach Gabe Gables, The Cowboys will know soon about the direction of Americas Team .
Look back for more news on your Cowboys soon
Writer/Reporter:Mary Jane
Twitter:@MaryJaneWatson
Off to a 5-0 Start the Cowboys are Red hot. Led by CFL HoF Coach Gomes they have plenty of highlights to share.
Take a look at Week 4 Highlights Vs Rams
And Week 5 Highlights vs Packers
Enjoy :D
Below is a link to the Cowboys vs Cardinals WK 3 2017 Highlights
Enjoy!!
Arlington, TX
Coach Garret fired, after an alleged scandal involving star RB Ezekiel Elliot. Garret was accused of tampering with evidence pertaining to Elliots Domestic violence case.
“The Comish said it was Zeke for a year or Garret, He's an evil man”- Jerry Jones
In steps Will Gomes a Hall of Fame QB from the CFL, with minimal experience in the NFL.
“Our ball is bigger and we play with less downs how much harder could it be”.-Will Gomes
A lot of fans are worried about the direction of the team, but with a lengthy record of victories (CFL) under his belt owner Jerry Jones is confident that Gomes will bring the Cowboys back to glory.
It would appear Jones isn't the only one buying into his new coach, as many players and coaches have expressed the value Gomes brings.
“He's changed our philosophy, Winning is the only thing that matters to him and i'm cool with that”-Dez Bryant
With a decent balance of young talent and veteran leadership the Cowboys looked poised to make a run at the Superbowl.
One of the best stories of this off season has been the return of Jaylon Smith, projected to go #1 overall in the 2016 draft smith tumbled to the end of RnD 2, because of an “unrecoverable” knee injury, but through hard work an determination (missed all of 16/17) the young LB pushed himself to the limit and will now be looking to start all 16 games this season.
“Blessed! That's all i can say and with a mentor in Lee this team will be blessed with 1st round talent”-Jaylon Smith
“Not only is he an intelligent player, but he is FAST, quick to tackles, but a beast at reading the QB and under cutting passes. I definitely see this kid in top 5 Tackles AND interceptions”-Sean Lee
A lot of questions on this Cowboys team.
Will Coach Gomes find success???
Will Star LB Jaylon Smith last 16 games
Will Dak Prescott continue is efficient dominance
With a tough Wk1 match up against the Giants and their veteran coach Gabe Gables, The Cowboys will know soon about the direction of Americas Team .
Look back for more news on your Cowboys soon
Writer/Reporter:Mary Jane
Twitter:@MaryJaneWatson
Arlington TX,
The Cowboys have been devastated by injuries and suspensions over the last 2 season.
minneapolis minnesota-
Week 1 is in the books and the Vikings defense is off to an explosive start. 3 Pick 6's in the 1st qrt gave the Vikings a chance to showcase their new rookie Delray Mason. The all american RB ripped off huge chunks finishing his season debut with 134 yrds and 2 TD's.
After wearing down the defense the vikings were able to throw Jerrick Mckinnon in as a change of pace back who put up 100 rec yrds 1 rec td and another 79 yrds on the ground with another td.
The young vikings team is poised to take on the Detriot Lions next week and LOLB Anthony Barr is hungry for blood.
The Vikings are hitting on all cylinders this season and both the offense and defense look very solid.
Minniapolis- This off-season Vikings fans were outraged to find CFL hall of fame running back Will Gomes as their new head coach.
"How can he run a team with no experience? What is the CFL anyways?"- Q (3rd generation Vikings fan)
Within weeks of arriving the new head coach stabbed a dagger into the heart of Vikings fans everywhere and traded the unstoppable Adrian Peterson with Corderall Patterson to the Cleveland Browns.
Fans demanded answers!
"Adrian is a gifted young man, but our focus is on the future. We've had sucess without him and it's time to build on that."- W.Gomes (HC)
It's now 6 weeks into the 2015 season and Vikings fans questions have been answered with a flawless 5-0 record.
"Our coach has instilled a new philosophy. The weight of this team isn't carried by 1 or 2 good men, its distributed evenly and everyone does their part." H.Smith (FS)
In exchange for Peterson and Corderall the Vikings received a prodigy at safety in Tashaun Gipson who has already made an impact with 3 INT on the year. They also addressed a huge hole at the Guard position bu adding John Greco and capped it off with a 2016 2nd RD Draft pick.
With Jerrik Mckinnon dominating the run game Teddy Bridgewater has had plenty of time on play-action to find all world talent Kyle Rudolph. The loss of Mike Wallace for 11 weeks is a devisitating blow, but Charles Johnson and Jarius Wright are getting a chance to showcase their abilities and are taking full advantage of it
At this rate the Vikings will be a serious play-off contender.
Irving, Texas- Tony Romo and Dez Bryant have been unstoppable all season. With the defense missing Rolondo Mclain due to a drug problem (4 games) and Greg Hardy beating his wife (4 games), Romo and Bryant have been called apon to shoulder the weight of the team.
The only problem is Dez went down in the game against the saints and is now gone 6-9 weeks with a broken collarbone. With so many key pieces missing will the Cowboys be able to make play-offs?
"Our roster is deep, We have a next man up mentallity and we are confident our men can get it done". - W. Gomes.
Tonights game against the Patriots will be a true test that will show us the direction of this team.