Real Life Baller
by o0Willg0o | 6 years ago | 1 Comments
Miami FL,
Miami HC is now Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
The 46 year old has decided to retire from TV and Movies and become a full time NFL coach.
"Being a part of the NFL has been a dream of mine for many years. After creating the show Ballers i realized that i was living in a fantasy and needed to do something to make it reality!" -Dwayne Johnson.
The Gace sex tape scandal sent shock waves through the NFL community and when Caitlyn Jenner (Bruce Jenner) finally released the tape, Adam Gace was quickly out of a job and a week later Mr.Johnson was in. Many rumors circulated about how Mr.Johnson won the job, with 0 coaching experience. When we asked him his response was "I'm a MADDEN god and i'm The Rock bitch".
Madden (popular simulation football video game) experience has never been translated into real football experience, but it seems The Rock is out to prove it's value.
We caught up with a few players and fans to get their opinions on the new coach.
"He said he wanted to trade me away, because my hair is ridiculous, we laughed then he gave me the rock stare... I'm confused"-Kenyan Drake (RB)
"I think it's awesome we have The Rock as our coach, i play a S*** L*** of madden, but i doubt i can do any of the things he's going to do- Zach Jones (Season Ticket Holder)
"The young bucks on this team don't know s***! when i first got into the league we didn't have the internet!"-Frank Gore (RB)
"Coach Johnson is all good, but seriously imma blow up now that Landry's not hogging dem balls"-Devonte Parker (WR)
"This team is messed up, i can't believe coach Gace had sex with a... He said he had plans for me and now i've already been demoted"-Danny Amendola (WR)
"Coach Johnson said i throw hard, but not good, he also said i'm an idiot, but i'm sure that means he likes me"-Ryan Tannehill (QB)
With fan and owner expectations low on this band of misfits the only way Johnson can go is up!
Tune in later for more Miami Mayhem!
Editor:Mary Jane (Miami Gazett)
