CAN YOU DIGG IT?

by o0Willg0o | 2 years ago | 0 Comments

The Dallas Cowboys have finally found their groove.

In the off season the Cowboys made waves when they fired HC Mike McCarthy.

It was a move that no one would have predicted, but after he was involved in the “but hole” scandal it was impossible for him to stay in Dallas.

“I invited him onto my super yacht and he went missing for 2 days, eventually we found him in a cabin he should have never had access to. There’s no way I can look that man in the eye again – Jerry Jones (Owner).

In comes (now ex) star quarterback from the CFL Will Gomes, fresh off a 50 touchdown pass season, it was a surprising and unprecedented move making him head coach.

‘Yeah I was just looking for a Dak Prescott autograph and I bumped into Jerry, before I knew it we were on a 90 day cruise around the world”.

It seems that Gomes and Jones became great friends on what we can only imagine was a wild adventure.

The season started out rough when starting QB Dak Prescott threw 15 interceptions in his first 2 games.

The team immediately moved to a run first… pretty much run always offense and it was quite boring to watch, until the defense would hit the field.

Led by defensive rookie of the year Micha Parsons and last years NFL interception leader Trevon Diggs the Cowboys defense has become formidable and at times have almost out score the offense.

“A lot of what coach Gomes has taught me he did it using Madden, honestly it’s pretty dope having a coach who is so good at madden”-Micha Parsons (LB).

With the defense holding the Cowboys in the game and Zeke running like a beast, it’s opened up the playbook for Prescott to utilize the play action pass and rack on some safe easy yards.

“At first I thought coach was being cautious cause he was high all the time, but then I realized that the weed unlocks his mind and turns him into a genius”- Dak Prescott (QB)

With things trending up this will be a fun team to watch and see how they react to their upcoming week off.