BALL SEC will be a continuing feature chronicling the Eagles laughable woes in protecting the football. This is the first of many posts to come.

Following a disastrous game in which starter Jase Hallen and backup Joshua Winters threw 2 interceptions each, and wide receiver Matt Hall coughed up 2 fumbles, Eagles coach Benjamin Franklin is extremely frustrated. "I don't care about TDs, yardage, first downs or even wins. We absolutely cannot continue to h...

As the first round of RML's seasonal draft concluded, 32 prospects have found a new home. Many new and valuable pieces will be added to drafting teams in their quest for RML greatness in the following rounds that will conclude in the next night or so, but the first round is the most sure fire. Below i will analyze picks and teams that drafted so far (FIRST ROUND ONLY) by development, overall, and team fit. Thank you for reading.

Most disappointing pick: Gregory Steele WR to ...

1 Ravens – Javonte Gregory SS FSU – The guaranteed SS Dev Safety had a solid combine. This lethal combination is going to be too much for Ravens to pass up on in a position of need. Gregory plays the run and pass very well. Best DB prospect since J. Ramsey.

2 Eagles – Randall Paige LE OKLA – Paige i...

Fuck Brad and the Patriots

RAVENS PRESSER:

Reporter: Coach Chigga, you are coming off a bye. Is there any concern about rust?

Chigga: Rusty? Please...I coach my team while I sleep figuring out plays and telling them what to do in my head. I can tell the future and Ravens will win. You probably meant my team is more sharp with all the rest my team and I are getting.

Reporter: The Jets have been pretty solid all year and are coming off a good win against Pittsburgh. Wh...

Ravens 2018 - Awards recognition shoutouts

Coach Rich Chigga wants to give the following players shoutouts for their outstanding performances and stepping up to become the best at their positions. Coach Rich Chigga will award these players with bonuses for their early Christmas gifts to share with their family.

AFC Awards

Top QB ...

More light has been revealed on the Jon Walters' situation. Walters was upset that he was not being force fed the ball with the return of OBJ causing the decline of his targets. Walters demanded a stipulation in his contract demanding 15 targets per game. Coach Mike Harbough refused, stating "Stop being such a whiny fucking democrat". Walters immediately started crying and called Mike a racist while leaving the Colts facility. OBJ allegedly offered to give Walters a couple bl...

Brad Favo interviews Bill Belichick, Bears Head Coach

 

Brad: Alright Bill, how excited is your team to be in this position right now? Being a playoff team for the 2nd year in a row?

 

Bill: This is actually my first year but being a 2nd year coach, it was extremely important to me that I achieved what I promised to the fans and organization, a playoff appearance.

 

Brad: Ah...

After a league-wide press release was issued by Ben Finkelstein, the agent of surprise phenom JJ Walters, it is becoming apparent that the rookie WR will not be participating in the 2019 RML season. Finkelstein writes that his client, JJ Walters, has already proven to the world his football abilities and would like to use his athletic prime for another sport... professional bowling. Walters, who regularly b...

Making this as of Noon EST on December 3rd, 2017. About half of the week 16 games have not been played. 

Ravens have clinched at least the 3 seed

BAL clinches #1 seed with IND Loss AND BAL WIN(Week 16 or Week 17)

Colts have clinched at least the #3 seed

Colts clinches #1 seed with 1 more win than BAL rest of season(Ex. Bal goes 13-3, IND goes 14-2)

Jets are locked into either #2 or #3 seed...