Arizona Cardinals
Former university of Arizona and Seattle Seahawks TE Zach Miller came with a plan.
Draft Tight Ends!!! Snagging the two best in the league in rounds 1 and 4, he wanted to fortify the line of scrimmage knowing there wouldn't be an elite QB or RB on the roster. The team was stacked with so much beef that burger king had to discontinue the stacker.
Not taking a defender until round 6, Mr. Miller wanted to fill the team with as much hit power as possible. Ideally he would've taken Barton, Cashman, Tranquil, and Connelly, but all but Barton refused to wear a BLM decal.
The completed team is littered with Seahawks and oregon Ducks biasband ready for the season. Going 5-0 feeling great, bitter rival Rams offered a trade that the Cardinals couldn't pass up. Chris Jones for the all mighty Kelce. Completing a 3-way with the 9ers to bring 1st Rd pick Jones in, and ship away 4th rounder Kelce. Zach Miller cancelled his glory hole plans and got on the phone with other GMs to see what kind of value we can bring in...
The Season went as great as anyone could ask for, securing the #1 NFC seed. Coming away with a tough win against the Saints, to face the Rams who clearly used their make a wish with the Madden gods to escape the championship game and beat the Cards.
Zach Miller was a sneaky good TE, and now he has snuck his way to Portland Oregon to become the Lumberjacks. Arizona was pissed and threatened to sue. "we don't give a shit because we have the honey badger," said Miller. Who then traded the honey badger down to San Fran.
The Lumberjacks have tweaked their playbook to no longer be a TE heavy offense. Planning to utilize the weapons on offense with a more Mariota favorable college scheme; they look to put up a lot more points and build upon the 18th ranked offense they had. Meanwhile, the defense remains mostly intact with Barton calling the shots. Look for running mate Darius Leonard to be a force against the run, and we can again expect big things from Diggs and the DBs.
2021 is a year of vengeance. Not Nick Cave ghost rider vengeance, that was shit. More like Zach Miller slept with the Rams wife during the Superbowl in the press box and got the clap kind of vengeance
Denver receives
DL Ed Oliver 24/96 Xfactor
Seattle receives
LB Xavier Hardy 25/82 superstar
CB Keion Crossen 27/83 star
Deal #4 + 1 Dev
Star to SS Dev for LE Bradlee Anae ($300)
FS Mark Windsor +4 Hitpower to 84
+4 Zone to 79
LE Bradlee Anae +4 Finesse move to 86
+4 awareness to 73
The Seahawks came off a playoff loss to the Packers where they felt like they had no weapons outside of Tyler Lockett.
In the off-season they changed that with a trade for Christian McCaffrey. They sought to utilize him heavily. Although, he was mostly a decoy in the passing game opening up other teammates. He never hit his Xfactor in season.
He wasn't enough for Lofa Tatupu, 1st time coach of the year. Lofa made an in season trade to get Calvin Ridley opposite of Tyler Lockett. Things suddenly became much easier for Russell Wilson to navigate the offense.
Rookie LB Divinity Jr had a solid campaign to anchor a defense that only had Ed Oliver seemingly. Getting a dev upgrade in back to back weeks really help bolster his moral and steamroll the DROTY award race.
The back end of Seattle's defense was a weakness throughout the season, but Ed Oliver hid a lot of that when teams were forced to pass.
Russell's offense, and Oliver's defense led the team to a 14-2 record only losing to TB and WAS.
Heading into season 5 it is of the up most importance to Lofa to develop some DBs, and possibly find the future at QB. We can expect a high powered offense implementing more play action this season, and a defense looking to make teams one dimensional.
Seahawks buy deal 4 $200 - 16 points
CB Jamel Dean +4 Man to 78, +4 press to 82
CB Vernon Hargreaves +4 press to 87
WR Gary Jennings +4 release to 79
Seattle receives
LT Mike Faulkner 81/23 Normal
Rams receive
2nd #60, 2nd #61, Seattle 3rd
Seahawks cuts
Age - LB Joe Steitz 75/25
#2 - RB Jerrick McKinnon 79 overall