With our season ended prematurely we would like to thank the fans for their strong support all season. While individual awards obviously pale in comparison to the ultimate team goal of a Championship, I could not be more proud of our players and I'd like to give some special recognition to a few of them.
OLB Bradley Chubb
DT Malik Jackson
CB Kendall Fuller
HB Derrius Guice
G Marshal Yanda
HB Derrius Guice
OLB Bradley Chubb
Also special shoutout to LB Myles Jack on officialy reaching Superstar status... get ready for those endorsements!
With our young core only getting better and our coach locked in to a 3 yr extension the future is looking bright down in New Orleans... See yall in 2019!
We have just a quick update on our Lord and Savior, Mr. Trubisky. Unfortunately, Trubs suffered a right elbow dislocation in last night's game. I initially planned to press charges against Reshard Cliett for the reckless hit, however Mr Trubisky talked me down and we will allow cooler heads to prevail. At this point, we are looking at a 6 week rehab time with a return for our week 7 matchup against the Patriots. Stem cells are being injected daily along with prayers and healing crystals. His chakras are being aligned and we expect a full recovery. Until then we will rally around Tannehill and we WILL play good football..
Thank you for your time and Rams Up.
PS. Please send all hate mail to Coach Seth @ One Cowboys Way Frisco, TX 75034 (THE RAMS WILL REIMBURSE ALL SHIPPING COSTS FOR OVERSIZED DILDOS AND BAGS OF POOP)