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Mitchell Trubisky Injury Update

by L_S_Deez | 7 years ago | 1 Comments

Hello folks,

 

We have just a quick update on our Lord and Savior, Mr. Trubisky. Unfortunately, Trubs suffered a right elbow dislocation in last night's game. I initially planned to press charges against Reshard Cliett for the reckless hit, however Mr Trubisky talked me down and we will allow cooler heads to prevail. At this point, we are looking at a 6 week rehab time with a return for our week 7 matchup against the Patriots. Stem cells are being injected daily along with prayers and healing crystals. His chakras are being aligned and we expect a full recovery. Until then we will rally around Tannehill and we WILL play good football..

 

Thank you for your time and Rams Up.

 

PS. Please send all hate mail to Coach Seth @ One Cowboys Way Frisco, TX 75034 (THE RAMS WILL REIMBURSE ALL SHIPPING COSTS FOR OVERSIZED DILDOS AND BAGS OF POOP)