Disclaimer- I'm basing this off the potential board, best choices, and how the user operated in the past during team selection. For instance, some users will pick easier division, always go young QB, always take best avalaible, and so on.
Madden 23 Team Selection
Disclaimer ~ My picks aren't based on who I like, but rather what I think will be the choices and decision making process of the commisoners. I factored in chat activeness, being helpful in chat, impact on league, recent team success, league activeness, seniority, last years initial order, being kicked, podcast and article activity (media), and a few other factors.
Madden 23 Projected Order -
NRG superlatives
Disclaimer
Most likely to miss playoffs with the best roster - Bryan
Most likely to have a mental breakdown - Sean/godlover
Most likely to be a bitch- JTC
Most likely to get sim wins in playoffs - Matt
Most likely to trade their high first rounders away during a rebuild- steelz
Most likely to play at 8pm - Joey
Best scandal - jay
Biggest drop off - jay
Most likely to talk in chat - Spyda
Worst reads award - Kev
Pothead award - godlover/Sean
Most likely to be kicked - kam
The I can’t make the offseason award - realtalk
45 seconds per play award - realtalk
The chuck it and pray award - JTC
The Getting their beat by the CPU award - old Bucs
Dumbest trade award - Nick Dolphins
Grandpa award - reid
Most likely to make you wait 30 minutes after game time award - Real talk
Choke artist DUO award - Ray and Sean
Biggest trade rape award - Robert
Worst effective player award - Joey (kellen mond) & rays backup QB
The chat menace couple - Ryan and gman
Play for a week and leave award - Kyle Dodd
Passive aggressive award - Myles
Comments of the year award
“Jay was playin with custom abilities long before yesterday” - Ryan jets
“You n****s just eat cookies and suck dick all day” - Robert falcons
Biggest choke of the year - Sean’s super bowl meltdown against the cardinals
Biggest meltdown award
Godlover -
“N**** been on the game longer than I’ve been alive he still taking OP ass teams if you was actually nice you’d go the Rod route and take a lower team but nah you a bitch ass n****”
“Dumb ass bitch can’t take what he gives out lol sounds like a fag”
“Dumb ass bitch”
…. There’s more where that came from
Rays angriest Commish moments
Biggest controversies and memories
NRG all first team
The NRG ALL FIRST TEAM IS UPON US. With the madden 22 season hype dead, I feel it’s time to start commencing our annual NRG awards. We have numerous awards to give out so don’t get upset if you don’t see your named called today, there’s plenty more awards coming.
Disclaimers
Gm coach - Robert falcons Gm
Coach - Spyda cardinals coach
Qb - Lamar Jackson
Rb- Derrick Henry (titans)
Rb 2 - Chubb
WR 1 - tyreek hill
WR 2 - Hopkins
WR 3 - jamarr chase
TE - Kyle Pitts
Te 2 - Caleb Starkey
Defense
DE- Nick Bosa
DE - Greg Rousseau
DT - Kenny Clark
OLB - Ron G Sutton
MLB - Fred Warner
CB 1 - Caleb Farley
CB2 - tre white
Cb 3 - jaire Alexander
FS - Tony Jansen
SS - Budda Baker
NRG all second team
The NRG ALL SECOND TEAM IS UPON US. With the madden 22 season hype dead, I feel it’s time to start commencing our annual NRG awards. We have numerous awards to give out so don’t get upset if you don’t see your named called today, there’s plenty more awards coming.
Disclaimers
Gm - Teddy ravens
Coach - Ray niners
Qb - Trey Lance
Rb- Javonte Williams
Rb - Antonio Gibson
WR 1 - Ceedee Lamb
WR 2 - Brandon Aiyuk
WR 3 - Jhurell Maxey
TE - Nolan Bradley
Te 2 - D’andre Burke
Defense
DE- Oweh
DE - Maxx Crosby
DT - Quinnen Williams
OLB - Zach Smith
MLB - Zaven Collins
CB 1 - Byron Murphy
CB2 - Trevon diggs
Cb 3 - Marlon Humphrey
FS - Jessie Bates
SS - Derwin
It was quite an unusual season from start to finish. Ranging from bad trades, Bobby calling everything and everyone with a heartbeat trash, members quitting, and much much more. The season commenced with a bang in typical Jay fashion. Jay said fuck the offseason we don’t need that. He blames madden.... so I suppose the season was right on par with the NRG norms. Moving forward many were distraught with the loss of the offseason until they realized that the CPU drafted them a useable player and then very quickly the noise stopped and people moved on.
Many of the typical contending teams got off to their usual start and the trash teams well.... stayed trash. One development was the rise of a few sleeper teams in the nfc.... or should I say lack of competitive teams led to more playoff openings. With the the departure old packers, VenmFire Jr, and the bucs making it rain in the Salvadorian strip clubs, the nfc was more wide open then it had been in recent years. And by wide open, more people to try and knock of the hawks.
In other news one of the better stories was the verbal and physical abuse endured by the old WFT coach. The Seattle Seahawks coach was fed up and let the coach have it after a dominating win ... talk about kicking a man when he’s down. Seattle coach after the game stated, “If you not good then just find another league bro”, followed by “Everybody got ya number now better go back to YouTube to find smthn else”. Normally the WFT coach had thick skin and would make a joke out of it, but it appeared this was the last straw and he quietly exited the league. (Rumor has it he is on a pilgrimage in search of the the glitchiest defensive ebook known to man and he will return once he fulfills his prophecy of breaking the league.)
In other news chiefs and Bills have been too focused on doge coin and this has negatively impacted their play on the field as well as Bobby’s ability to talk to shit In the chat. Although it has been a nice break... if Bobby isn’t blowing up the chat is this even NRG?
Moving forward in regards to football , Ray decided it was time to expand the playbook for young gunslinger trey lance and let it fly.... 37 interceptions and a classic 8-8 cowboys recored later .... he still loves the guy. Will trey lance return then to formal glory? At least he can’t be worse than fat Willy beamen.
The super bowl hangover has been confirmed season after the falcons went from super bowl champs to league spectator in 2 seasons. 6-10 record is not going to cut it and many have to wonder if the falcons are done.
Let’s talk NRG playoffs....
Many had some favorites heading into the playoffs but that went to shit very very fast. The first seed browns didn’t lose in the first round ... because they had a bye week so they got to lose in the second round. The First seed Seahawks always seem to get caught by the dark horse coming outta the nfc, must be some of that magic I always hear about. Bills were not ready for prime time and they got their ass whooped on national television. It’s become very clear that trash talk is the driving factor in his success and he needs to back to his roots. The ravens despite injuries and all odds made it the super bowl... just to lose again. The ravens have become a regular contender in the dance but sadly it seems they like they just enjoy watching the super bowl half time show live. I’m sure they will make it to the dance many more times in the future and if statistics mean anything they will start to win them in bunches...
Nfc closing notes
Does Kyce really not care about madden?
What the fuck happened to Russel and adams in Philly?
Did bucs ever make it home from the jungle?
Wills Myles ever let Jalen hurts throw the ball?
Does Ray actually believe In lance or is it an act?
Why was Joey throwing bombs at the end of the bowl with a lead?
Is new packers actually bald?
Did chea mahone his name or did he not know how to spells mahomes *?
will marte ever trade again or is he still traumatized from last madden?
Afc closing notes
Will bengals break the century mark... for interceptions?
Will Madden ever not be the reason chiefs lose?
Why do the Patriots have a 91 overall team ?
Will the browns ever develop a running back?
Is Bobby trash without abilities?
is JTC a real contender or just a playoff thorn?
Is it true that Sean is trading for another running back to throw the ball to?
We are now going into week 7 of the NFL season, and for many its only felt like a few days, but for some teams such as the colts, it has felt like an eternity. The colts have had interesting offseson, and regular season. The beginning of the end for the colts dates back since last season, when the jaguars mentally and verbally destroyed the colts. They could no longer endure the abuse and called it quiets, but that came with many consequences. The colts were stripped of their ability to draft, stripped of their first pick (for garbage of course), and lost the rest of the season to the resented Auto pilot. Things would get worse when the colts believed that the draft board feature actually worked , and instead the CPU would decided they wanted the young 50 overall gunslinger of the future. The colts seemed poised to lash out against the powers that Be, but he kept his cool, because he couldnt afford to spend anymore time in NRG prison, especially after being deemed the prison bitch. He would start the season with high hopes, only to be reminded that he not served his full sentence, not to mention he paid a fullback more money then most running backs earn... besides the point. He would finally serve his sentence, and be ready for his revenge tour after beating the titans, but boy was he wrong. He would the proceed to get raped (metaphorically) by the Rams, Cardinals, Jaguars, and the Patriots in that order. He still had hope, up until the final game against the Lowly pats. After enduring tight end attack 36 times, the colts were mentally drained. The colts would ice the game with 16 seconds left, but the pats and tight end attack had something to say about it. The colts would lose that game with no time remainig, upon leaving the game, he would check his schedule to see who was next. After seeing the powerhouse Jags up on deck, he would lose his cool, and shudder in utter fear. He knew that another loss was imminent, and the colts were on pace for another lottery pick. To avoid this fate he decided he would place himself in NRG prison, where he wold be safe from the Titans, Jaguars, and Texans.
Closing notes:
Aaron Rodgers, and Peterson reportedly want out.
Will he lose his first round pick?
Was he terrified of Josh Allen?
Will the colts have a different senior citizen at QB next season?
Will Kareem Hunt Kick his GF after his season ending early?
Another week in NRG is underway, and the league is up to its typical shenanigans. Multiple mentions of cheese, bad trades, cheating, and commonly referenced words "rules". This week got underway with the eagles having the Niners on the ropes. Niners were nervous, but the eagles sucked and proceeded to throw 4 straight interceptions. As games proceeded we found chea in his element throwing bombs away to fuller, and while it may have worked against the rams, this style of play will eventully get him trouble. The rams ended up losing despite his four vertical barrage towards the, all was okay since chea was too high on life to realize the rams used the same set the entire drive. Moving on to other news, for the 34th week in a row the bengals stream lagged out and as per usual "its the other guys fault". Is it time to move on from the 1999 Belkin router, and invest in modern tech... probably. It's okay though because its the other 34 opponents fault for his internet dropping. On a more regular note, the browns have called out multiple people this week, specifically the falcons which he commonly mentions after their falling out last season. Also the bears still suck... but that's okay because they traded away a generational player for a first round pick..... from the SB Champs.... that will be a bottom five pick ...... week 2 when it was worth more then it should be..... enjoy your normal dev player. Now getting on to the more exciting news, lets take a look at what happened last night. Following cards vs jags game, the cards had a breakdown, names were taken, and threats were made. The cards rushing attack was shutdown, they lost a close one, and the coach was not happy about it. The cards at one point stated, "Lol I'm not playing with ya mofos anymore people wanna play stupid ok!!!!! Ok I see you now see this!!!!!!, they then proceeded to call the jags a "Mofo". The cards then declared that had sat on YouTube all night and studied every money play in the book, as stated "Lmao oh trust me I'm not ya. Ya wanna get on my back that's cool. I was up til 5 on youtube yall ain't see shit yet ya wanna take shots at me that's cool". Can his offense an defense get cheesier.. I guess that's up to YouTube to decide.
Closing notes...
AFC south needs to chill out
AFC east Is NCAA
Whats going on in denver?
Will Pats ever come out of cover 4?
Will the Texans aquire an 8th elite pass rusher?
Will the browns beat the Jags?