NRG Tribune : Colts Calling it Quits

by Teddy_66630 | 4 years ago | 0 Comments

 We are now going into week 7 of the NFL season, and for many its only felt like a few days, but for some teams such as the colts, it has felt like an eternity. The colts have had interesting offseson, and regular season. The beginning of the end for the colts dates back since last season, when the jaguars mentally and verbally destroyed the colts. They could no longer endure the abuse and called it quiets, but that came with many consequences. The colts were stripped of their ability to draft, stripped of their first pick (for garbage of course), and lost the rest of the season to the resented Auto pilot. Things would get worse when the colts believed that the draft board feature actually worked , and instead the CPU would decided they wanted the young 50 overall gunslinger of the future. The colts seemed poised to lash out against the powers that Be, but he kept his cool, because he couldnt afford to spend anymore time in NRG prison, especially after being deemed the prison bitch. He would start the season with high hopes, only to be reminded that he not served his full sentence, not to mention he paid a fullback more money then most running backs earn... besides the point. He would finally serve his sentence, and be ready for his revenge tour after beating the titans, but boy was he wrong. He would the proceed to get raped (metaphorically) by the Rams, Cardinals, Jaguars, and the Patriots in that order. He still had hope, up until the final game against the Lowly pats. After enduring tight end attack 36 times, the colts were mentally drained. The colts would ice the game with 16 seconds left, but the pats and tight end attack had something to say about it. The colts would lose that game with no time remainig, upon leaving the game, he would check his schedule to see who was next. After seeing the powerhouse Jags up on deck, he would lose his cool, and shudder in utter fear. He knew that another loss was imminent, and the colts were on pace for another lottery pick. To avoid this fate he decided he would place himself in NRG prison, where he wold be safe from the Titans, Jaguars, and Texans.

 

Closing notes:

Aaron Rodgers, and Peterson reportedly want out.

Will he lose his first round pick?

Was he terrified of Josh Allen?

Will the colts have a different senior citizen at QB next season? 

Will Kareem Hunt Kick his GF after his season ending early?