Week 5 Power Rankings

by Jbyrd923 | 6 years ago | 6 Comments

Here we're gonna take a look at the results of the first quarter of the season, this only counting games from week 1-4.

1.) Houston Texans (4-0) - Chan starting the first quarter of the season off undefeated comes to no surprise, not sure if there really is anyone in the AFC that will stop Supreme Lord Chan’s path of destruction.

2.) Philadelphia Eagles (3-1) - Unfortunate loss to the almighty CPU

3.) Chicago Bears (4-0) - Clint starting off the year right by obliterating the NFC North and getting a big win vs Atlanta

4.) New York Jets (3-1) - Steps’ return has been off to a good start getting a division win over last years division winner, could he be crowned the new king of the AFC East

5.) Los Angeles Rams ( 3-1) - LA has gotten off to a nice start to the new year, after missing out on the playoffs last year i'm sure Crim will be looking for revenge this season.

6.) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (3-1) - Eddie’s still yet to make a playoff appearance this cycle but there’s something about this years Bucs team that makes me think they’ll definitely be seeing a wildcard game this season. Ed’s only loss came to Clint in a tough game.

7.) Atlanta Falcons (2-2) - Q is having a little bit of a slow start to this season but that’s nothing we haven’t seen before. Wouldn’t be surprised if Q doesn’t take a loss again this regular season.

8.) Cincinnati Bengals (3-1) - This right here is my sleeper candidate of the year, Andy defeated AC and split games with B. Screenshot this Bengals 2020 AFC North Division champions, playing in a 2 man division Andy could no doubt pull this out, I have faith in my former team.

9.)Washington Redskins (2-2) - Angry Chicken took two tough losses in the first quarter of the season but it’s still early, can never count out a contender this early.

10.) Dallas Cowboys (3-1) - Zach has had his offensive struggles so far but nothing that should be permanent.  

11.) New York Giants (3-1) - Max with a 3-1 start to the season out of nowhere, Max was on a 3 win hot streak until his canadian brethren had to end it for him...smh

12.) Seattle Seahawks (3-1) - Not sure what to make of this 3-1 start, can Matt find his way back into the NFC playoffs??

13.) Buffalo Bills (2-2) - LB took back to back tough losses to Steps and Matt but came back with a nice win vs Austin, that AFC East should look really competitive this year. Probably the second best division in football.

14.) Cleveland Browns (2-2) - B started the season off by getting demolished by Supreme Lord Chandler but I’m sure he’ll be able to get the brownies back in the right direction.

15.) New Orleans (3-1) - Can this finally be the year that Julian makes the playoffs? Only time will tell, but he’ll have to start getting out of his own way.

16.) Los Angeles Chargers (1-3) - Record at this point doesn’t really matter in the AFC West with 2 CPUs in the division.

17.) Kansas City Chiefs (1-3) - Read above.

18.) Indianapolis Colts (2-2) - New to the division and another victim of Supreme Lord Chandler’s wraith, Castro looks to sneak into a wildcard spot with this new Colts team.

19.) Arizona Cardinals (1-2) - Probably the best out of the 1 win club.

20.) Carolina Panthers (1-2) - Another one new to their division, Marv is currently 1-1 in the NFC south and will definitely have to show us if he’s still got it.

21.) San Francisco 49ers (1-2) - Spawn edged out a win vs Austin week 1, don’t sleep.

22.) New England Patriots (1-3) - Still waiting for the return of Austin.

23.) Tennessee Titans (2-2) - Unfortunate for Gabe another victim of Supreme Lord Chandler.

24.) Green Bay Packers (1-3) - Bryce is looking to bounce back this season but before anything else he’ll have to learn to beat Clint first.

25.) Miami Dolphins (1-3) - Hate to rank a talented user this low but out of 511,456,823 outcomes this was the only way…

26.) Jacksonville Jaguars (1-3) - Bando was so close to taking down the Supreme Lord but choked in the end... evil somehow prevails.

27.) Minnesota Vikings (0-3) - #MakeMinnesotaGreatAgain

28.) Oakland Raiders CPU (3-1) - CPU definitely better than some users in the league

29.) Detroit Lions (0-4) - Maybe next year?

30.) Pittsburgh Steelers (1-3) - Only time you won't see Jack last on a power ranking

31.) Denver Broncos CPU (1-3) - Long live Turk

32.) Baltimore Ravens (1-3) - trash