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AGOG Coach Interview: Buffalo Mafia Leader Magadinno Talks Great Start

by patriotsfan543 | 6 years ago | 0 Comments

Today we start with our first edition AGOG Coach Interviews and will have plenty more throughout the season. This season has had plenty of upsets and surprises so far this season, but perhaps nothing has been more surprising than Coach Magadinno's Buffalo Bills. We discuss their 2-0 start, Todd Gurley's league leading rushing, and their expectations for the year. The following interview is rated PG-13 for cursing. 

 

Q: Hello Coach Maggiano, thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule to talk to me. This season could not have started any better for your Buffalo Bills. What has been your key to success these 2 games?

 

A: First off my name is Magaddino. Now that we are off to this kinda start let me answer your first question Coach Gregggory Steel. I think our success boils down to the fact that we have an electric running back and also unlike all these fucking fools in the league we actually valued putting together a decent Oline.


 

Q: Todd Gurley is leading the league in rushing with 338 yards and 4 TDs. Obviously your O-Line has a lot to do with this but can you just go into just how great of a player Todd is?

 

A: Todd Gurley is a gift to this league that I let you all have the pleasure of watching. He is taking MVP this year and will run all over the pathetic defenses of this league.

 

Q: So Coach, you are 2-0 this year beating the Ravens and the Chargers. I think everyone in the league would have predicted you losing to both of those teams. Can you dive in a little about how you beat those 2 teams and what your gameplan heading into those games were?

 

A: Well first off let’s talk about predictions. As you all know my predecessor Paully Castellano Jr, who unfortunately got gunned down this offseason in lower Manhattan inherited a steaming pile of dog shit from Carlo Gambino, who also got gunned down in Brooklyn. Now that’s not fair to Carlo since he got the team from an incompetent fuck of an owner. Now that I was able to start fresh, I was able to piece together a team that fit my vision for this franchise. I put a lot of emphasis into a strong O-line and running game and fit my game into a West Coast inspired offense. You all can now crown the Bills the Greatest Show on Tundra. Now onto the game plan. I don’t like to go into gameplans publicly until after the game as finished.


 

Q: You are 2-0 and leading the AFC East who uh to say the least, the rest of the teams are not looking good this year. Things are looking pretty good in Buffalo, but at the same time plenty of teams have started 2-0 to only fall off a cliff. How will you continue this success going forward?


 

A: Well the key is for me to not get hot headed like the hot headed Italian that i am. I’ve learned to keep my head in the game and not make stupid boneheaded mistakes that cost me the game. Same goes in my line of work, which I won’t go any further into. *Yells over shoulder* TELL SAMMY TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND COLLECT THE DAMN MONEY. Anyways where were we? Oh that’s right, yeah I just want to limit my mistakes and play good football.

 

Q: This week you go up to Minnesota to play the 2-0 Vikings who have been playing great football themselves. How do you plan to attack the Vikings in this battle of the undefeateds?

 

A: Again I don’t like going into gameplans too much but it’s no secret how successful Gurley has been. That is the extent of what I will talk about strategy. But I do plan for it to be a fight and look forward to seeing what Vikings has to offer.

 

Q: Final question here, but what are your expectations for this season after seeing your team play 2 great games? Are you expecting to win division? Make Conference Championship? Win Super Bowl?

 

A: Now let me start off with that I am easily taking this weak division. I have played a lot better than I even expected to play myself. So I think I have a pretty easy road to the Division title. Once in I think I can definitely compete. But I think it’s too early to say where I can get in the postseason. I am putting my expectation on Divisional Round. I would more then happy to do another interview if you actually read up on my fucking name next time. *hangs up*

 

Q: Well thank you for your time Coach Maggydano. Good luck rest of season!

 

*Calls back*

 

MY NAME IS MAGGADINNO!!!!