Raiders Cheat Their Way To Win

by Bryan_Gumball | 4 years ago | 0 Comments

MIAMI, Fla. -- The Miami Dolphins fell against the raiders 24-17 at home on Sunday.

 

The Dolphins found them in a 17-0 hole at the half. They managed to tie the game at 17 with under 3 minutes left but were unable to stop the cheating fucks (Raiders).

 

Dan Marino fumbled the ball once and threw 2 more interceptions. Keenan Medlock and Leo Moss both had solid outings, but none of it was enough. 

 

The Dolphins fell to (3-5) on the season and the Raiders are pieces of shit. 

 

“A bunch of cheaters.” Dolphins Coach Pat Hearn said before abruptly leaving the press conference. 

 

CHEATING IDIOTS

 

The Dolphins found out how gay the All Madden Raiders are. The biggest cheats of them all. Derek Carr looked like a god in the first half and did just enough in the second half to pull away with a victory. Will Fuller V had 2 TD receptions. The Dolphins secondary looked incredibly confused the whole game, with Derek Carr picking them apart with an 87% completion rate and no picks.

 

ALL MADDEN

 

Pat Hearn has decided that his team will not take the field again against an All-Madden CPU opponent. The risks just aren’t worth it. 

 

BOX SCORE

 

Passing: 

Marino -  12/23 228 2 TD 2 INT

 

Rushing: 

Moss -         20-117- 0 TD

 

Receiving: 

Medlock -      6 - 140- 1 TD

 

 

UP NEXT

 

Dolphins: The Dolphins face the Panthers next week.