Miami Celebrates Reopening of Florida

by Bryan_Gumball | 4 years ago | 0 Comments

MIAMI, Fla. -- The Miami Dolphins looked fully rested after their bye week, beating the Atlanta Falcons 29-17.

 

The Dolphins came back from a 14-0 deficit and were able to pull away with a comfortable lead in the fourth quarter. 

 

Dan Marino looked shaky at times and completed less than 50% of his passes with 3 turnovers. His 3 TD’s made up for an otherwise very lackluster performance. Keenan Medlock had an impressive game with 2 TD receptions. His best play of the game accounted for 75 of his 169 yards, boosting his YAC average, as he took a drag route to the house. Leo Moss continued his impressive rookie campaign, rushing for 111 yards and 1 TD on 11 carries. 

 

The Dolphins pulled to (3-4) on the season and the Falcons fall to (who cares).

 

“We heard them talking smack before the game” Dolphins Coach Pat Hearn said after the game, “they thought they’d have no problem with us. It’s that all-madden mentality — lIke they shoot up steroids right before the game, man.”

 

SPECTATORS ALLOWED

 

Ron DeSantis decided to remove all mask mandates and public closures related to COVID-19 in Florida. Fans were scattered throughout the stadium, most not wearing masks. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfuckers.

 

FIRST IMPRESSIONS

 

Pat Hearn (As Michael Scott [As Chris Rock]) “Every time… Every time black people want to have a good time, some ignant ass… [Bleep] I take care of my kid! [Bleep] They always want credit for something they supPOSED to do!”

 

BOX SCORE

 

Passing: 

Marino -  15/31 259 3 TD 3 INT

 

Rushing: 

Moss -         11-111- 1 TD

 

Receiving: 

Medlock -      9 - 169- 2 TD

 

 

UP NEXT

 

Dolphins: The Dolphins face the Raiders next week. 

Falcons: The Falcons play (who cares) because they are CPU.