Da Bears dominate but their worst fear has come true...

by Colten_69071 | 5 years ago | 1 Comments

It started out as just an ordinary football game. The broncos got off to an early 7-0 lead off an 80yd run by Phillip Lindsay. After two 3 and outs, the worst fear of every Bears coach, player, and fan came true. Superstar Tarik Cohen BREAKS HIS DAMN COLLARBONE. QB Tribusky was the most concerned Bc he may actually have to throw the football now. Putting the injury aside, the entire Bears football team stepped up (besides the QB....don’t wanna get into that....cough cough only 22 yards passing) and won in dominating fashion. It was a 52-24 victory over the Denver Broncos. A huge thanks to the defense who forced a total of 4 turnovers and only allowed Lindsay to 35 yards after the first drive. Shockingly the running game of Da Bears didn’t miss a beat without Cohen. They had a total of 376yards and 6 touchdowns on 21 carries. Huge shoutout to no face rookie Kerrith White for producing 243 yards and 4 touchdowns on only 8 carries. HC Barry McCockinner commented on Cohens injury after the game, “FUCKKKKKKKKK.” 

Da Bears head on the road to play the 2-0 Washington Redskins next week!

Medical staff reported Cohen will be out for 8 weeks.....