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Major Tuddy takes over the Commanders

by UnholyBob | 3 months ago | 3 Comments

In a shocking twist this offseason, Major Tuddy has taken over the Commander's front office and coaching staff. He has imposed a strict no-ham diet on all players and staff. He has also started hosting mandatory movie nights where he shows old French films. During the draft, he was able to pick up two strong defensive pieces with Tuddy saying "the best offense is the best offence." Finally when asked what the team's goal for this season is, Tuddy said "I'm a looking to find love." When asked further about that he walked off stage eating a Popeye's bucket of chicken.