Green Bay Packers Potential PED Abuse?

by SchmidtStorm | 2 years ago | 0 Comments

League officals paid a visit to the Green Bay Packers offesason training camps and were shocked by what they saw.

Aaron Rodgers, pupils fully dilated, was seen throwing 99 yard dimes to Christian Watson while simultaneously avoiding all defenders in the end zone by seemingly levitating over them all with inhuman leaps.

Matt LeFleur, when asked how Aaron could have achieved such a level of skill in his older years, told officials, "Yeah it's just that typical Aaron shit dude, I don't know."

The league representatives were able to take a peek into the Packers locker room to see just what the team has going on behind the scenes. Behind the entry doors, they were greeted to the sight of a half-naked Aaron Rodgers standing in a crouched position on a bench, deeply huffing a brick of Wisconsin sharp cheddar cheese and moaning heavily while shouting, "Discount double check! Discount double check!"

Officials obtained a sample of the cheese and are pending lab results to determine if any illegal substance abuse is involved.