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  5. 0 ARI 0 CHI
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The Frankenstein SMLP Member...

by LittleNewbs | 3 years ago | 0 Comments

Have you ever wanted to be the very best like no one ever was? Well, I've created the best CFM player according to the best stats of everyone in SMLP!

 

Best Brain (QB): Finkalex8 - Simply, this man is an S-tier passer. the ONLY person above 80% completion while over 100 attempts. Not only is he completing passes, but when he doesn't they don't go to the other team as he's only at 7 INTs so far on the season. Being undefeated is difficult, but Alex makes it look like a breeze. Fuck you for being in the NFC

 

Fastest Feet (RB): NYTitan21 - Derrick  mf   Henry... He's King Henry for a reason. Leading rusher last season AND is currently leading rusher this season as well! His spectacular run game has lead him to two superbowls back-to-back, which is no easy feat. 

 

Hottest Hands (WR) - Deathwish22 - He spreads the ball very well, being the only person who has two receivers in the top 20! (Besides Fink... But his guys are #17 and #20 sooo nah). Kittle and Deebo combine for over 1.5K yards by week 10... Insane!

 

Thiccest Thighs - (OL) - JonesyWL - Don't know what the HELL this man is doing... but it's working. He's only allowed 4 sacks on the season it looks like. Whatever scheme you're doing to block everyone, keep at it bro! It's fuckin working

 

Vivacious Vision (INTs) - Rollsroyce13 - Defense go BRRRR for Royce here like goddamn. 28 INTs and we're only in week 11 :_( That's so hype! LB Krys Barnes has got the most of the team at 6, which means Royce has probably got a scary good lurk game. Keep it up!

 

Scary Shoulders (FFs) - LittleNewbs - Okay so let me do some explaining... First off, Brenton Porter and Terrell Edmunds combined for 12 fumbles or MORE last season ON THEIR OWN, and second, Jonesy has the most fumbles at 10 and he already got something soooooo sorry not sorry.

 

Athletic Arms (Sacks) - DW - Wtf dude! 29 sacks by week 11????? Actually insane. I love me some DL pressure and it looks like he's getting it done! Arik Armstead and Nick Bosa combine for 16 sacks on their own, with, clearly, several more from other sources!

 

Alex                        Alex

Alex{Royce    Royce}Alex

Alex                        Alex

LittleNewbs     |                                  |         LittleNewbs

DW DW DW               |                                  |                        DW DW DW

DW DW DW                            |                                  |                                                 DW DW DW

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JonesyWL                                  JonesyWL

JonesyWL                                                          JonesyWL

JonesyWL                                                          JonesyWL

NYTitan21                                                                              NYTitan21