NFC SOUTH
Tampa Bay Buccaneers – After an illustrious and highly decorated career ended on a redzone pick in the NFC Championship game for Tom Brady, the Bucs were thought to be headed to the much maligned 'retooling' stage. Some inexplicable circumstances including an assist from a division foe helped them to secure a fresh young arm at the helm. The addition of Bryce Young makes this team immediate favorites for the SB. 

Carolina Panthers – How many 9 routes can one team throw? If you ask Syndicate, the answer is all of them. After a disappointing season, this team thought they were more than one player away from being successful and opted to bypass grabbing a franchise QB. The motivations were odd, to say the least, but we'll see how it turns out. We've got them slated for second in the division because frankly, there isn't really another option. 

New Orleans Saints – This team is in shambles after an offseason of Skynet being left up to their own devices. Our newest member and yet another disciple of druuw's Canadian coaching tree, Robbietrill is hoping to get some valuable experience and a few easy wins (erm, Falcons) with them. It will certainly be a trial by fire, but the fact that we're finally back to 32 users is enough to celebrate the arrival of this young hero. Let's hope things go his way.  

Atlanta Falcons – Heavy sigh... Look at this motherfucker's Discord profile, this dude says he's from Flavortown. What else do you expect from someone that idolizes Guy Frieri and sells pus filled sandwiches out of his musty corner store. We all know how this goes. After shunning sound advice and running Desmond Ridder into the ground, Cavs felt the need to take another QB to ruin in the draft. CJ Stroud, I'm sorry dude, you deserve better. Flavortown. I wish I was kidding. Wash your feet, boy. 

 

NFC EAST
Washington Commanders– After starting last season 3-7 and seemingly down and out. Supreme Leader GodKing KodiiRockets the benevolent and merciful once again went on one of his now patented late season runs. The Commanders rattled off 6 straight to finish the season 9-8 and secure a playoff spot. Somehow, Carson Wentz is back and hoping not to stink up the joint. Commanders in 6. 

Dallas Cowboys – A storm is coming, and unfortunately for Alkhalde, this just happened to be during the SB. The 'stick wiggler' may not speak with the bravado that some use in 10YF, instead choosing to be one of the few likeable users in this shit league, he chooses to let his play do most of the dirty work. After losing some key players in FA, we'll see if the new 1-2 punch of Zeke and Darrell Henderson can carry this team to paydirt.  

Philadelphia Eagles – After a great start with the Raiders, McNic11 came to the NFC East and seemed to sputter a bit. Acclimating yourself to a new team midseason is tough, but 1/4 of Team Canada seems to have this team ready to roll in his run heavy offensive scheme. We'll see if he has what it takes to keep this team in playoff contention this season.  

NY Giants – After ditching Danny Dimes and picking up Will Levis with the #2 overall pick, we all know that even year CoachFlood is usually a problem, the additions of Sean Murphy-Bunting and Mike Gesicki seem to only give credence to this theory. We'll see if the roller coaster continues with the most curious case in 10YF. 
 

NFC NORTH
Chicago Bears – 120 Million dollars in cap space does a team wonders, even better when it's the greatest team this universe has ever known. In one of the stingiest cases of 10YF fuckery, JDzero managed to keep Roquan Smith, as well as add some key players in Javon Hargrave, Leighton Vander Esch, JuJu and Rob Havenstein to the mix with money to spare. This team is clearly in win-now mode. 

Green Bay Packers – ARodg has been put out to pasture, his future holds a bevvy of odd, drug related activities, I'm sure, but the bad man is gone. Can Daniel Jones be the next GB Hall of fame QB? Jazzy doesn't think so, but he's added something that this awful looking team desperately needed when WR Brandon Cooks was acquired. This roster looks a lot different than it did at the start of last season. Still, FTP

Minnesota Vikings – After an absolutely maniacal rant about the Vikings to start the NFL season, RW has proven time and time again that he's clearly unhinged. After an 0-4 start, this team cleaned up nicely to scratch and claw their way into a playoff spot in what was a tough NFC playoff race. To no one's surprise, 2 more QBs were drafted in Minny for...something, we suspect another will be drafted next year as well. Who the hell knows what this cat is doing.
  
Detroit Lions – 10YFs version of Charleston White, Warden has led these Lions to a winning record for the first time since #Capgate. After deciding that the unbelievably gooey arm of Jared Goff is sufficient, the Lions picked up Joey Porter Jr in the first round to help shore up an already stout defense. In another stubborn NFC North manuever, he refused to give TJ Hockenson up in a real life trade after the TE made the Pro-Bowl for his team. Last year they were close, this season, we'll see if they finally get over that playoff hump.  

 

NFC WEST
Seattle Seahawks – While surviving not only disciplinary action from the schoolboard, but also evading an asswhooping from some homosex highschooler, Escobar also managed to get the Seahawks into the playoffs. His vow of running this division in year 2 was ahead of schedule. After a solid run that led Seattle to the playoffs, Geno was handed a clipboard and ousted at QB in favor of rookie Jaren Hall. OBJ is back from injury and adds to an absolutely deadly WR core in the Emerald City. 

LA Rams – Holy shit what a disappointment last season was, but all was not lost! That frustration forged one of the most hilarious moments of last season. After blowing a huge lead in GB,  jordandagreat24 took us on a majestic ride to crazyville with a war of words and an educational lesson for us all in what does and doesn't constitute a run commit. If nothing else, this dude has endeared himself to this league by showing that he is one of us weirdos. 

San Francisco 49ers –  The only thing worse than having NickySavage's playoff hopes slip through CMC's oddly tiny, weak ass phalanges was the whole league conspiring against him the day that he missed out on a once in a lifetime chance to do some peculiar motion capture activity. Can he channel this vitriol and use it to get back to the playoffs? Will he get another chance to put on a mocap suit? We don't know. But I hope he had a good day at work before reading this. 

Arizona Cardinals –  Hey man, I honestly don't know what the hell is going on in Arizona. shonejohn perfectly personifies the real life Cardinals, just...there. I honestly have no clue what happened over there, I'm not even sure he actually played a game. We're not sure what he's doing with the roster composition of his team, but if there was a competition to see who could accumulate the most cornerbacks, this title will be in Phoenix, hands down.  
 

AFC WEST
Denver Broncos – Another Canadian that's proving that they know how to ball north of the wall. Mckenna52 has the Broncos rolling folks. After an impressive playoff run, this team didn't make many splash moves this offseason. The addition of Andre Carter at LB should provide impact in a position of need for a stellar team. These guys are dangerous. Will they continue this torrid pace to establish themselves as the best in the west? 

KC Chiefs – A dink and dunk style of offense and heavy dose of the run game is not what you would expect from KC, but Saundco did just that on his way to another playoff run for the Chiefs. With Mahomes contract taking up a huge chunk of the team's cap space, they have to bring a 'ship home before they have to blow this thing up or make some shrewd money moves. It is definitely boom our bust for our resident Kansas City fan.  

LA Chargers – A disappointing season in LA may have been one of the factors leading to Sueppels radio silence. Is he shunning the league until he can get back to his winning ways?  A trade that added DT Da'Ron Payne to what was already one of the best defensive lines in the league should help improve his fortunes in a tough AFC West. Maybe he'll join us again once he reaches the playoffs, maybe he just believes he's too good for this league of degenerates. 

LV Raiders – After a few years away from the league, CEO_Davis is back at the helm, this time attempting to make something of the Raiders. After losing 3 of his last 4 games and a pitiful showing in the playoffs, it's clear that the rust has yet to be knocked off. After a switch back to 34 and what can only be described as a less than optimal draft, we'll see if this once formidable user can return to form or if the game has passed him by. 
 

AFC NORTH
Cleveland Browns – If self deprecation had a persona, it would be SmashMouthFB33. Never have we had a user continually complain about how bad they suck while continuing to win. After a season that saw Jacoby Brissett lead the team most of the way to a playoff run, we're almost scared to find out what he can do with Mr. Touchy Feely himself under center for a whole season. After claiming to join Suep in a vow of silence, we expect a deep playoff run from this old miserable codger. 

Baltimore Ravens –  adot has already been suspected of trying to woo RW into his dolphin rape lair, but after posting video with his nipple and navel showing while wearing what can only be described as male lingerie, we're not sure what's going on with resident mouthpiece of 10YF. Some much needed help for Lamar in the likes of Mike Williams and the corpse of Julio Jones might help this thot to finally fulfill his promise of reaching the playoffs. 

Cincinnati Bengals – Things just don't seem right in Cincy, not only is the chilli mid, but born seems to be falling gracefully into a comfortable niche of mediocrity. After multiple seasons without a playoff berth, the question must now be asked, are the best days behind this former perennial playoff user and former multi SB champion? We'll see if he can figure it out and bring that old magic back with this Bengals squad in '23  

Pittsburgh Steelers – With DeJohn rounding out this division, it seems that he started to get his sea legs back towards the end of the season. Although the record didn't show it, the Yinzer had Pittsburgh fighting in every game once he was able to rejoin. Now with a full season, we'll see if the combo of Kenny Pickett and George Pickens will add to yet another dangerous QB/WR combo for the steel city in the future. 
 

AFC SOUTH
Jacksonville Jaguars – Few things are certain in life. Death, taxes, and druuw sputtering once the Madden season reaches December. Our spread guru is no stranger to in-season success, but has yet to bring home that elusive title. This Jaguar team didn't seem to have the roster to make a playoff push after a rough start, but once again, the de facto leader of the Canadians found success. He's looking to improve on what was an unlikely playoff run for Jacksonville. 

Houston Texans – After a tough season that saw the Texans struggle heavily, Mike D. has added some key pieces in rookie QB Anthony Richardson, RB Tony Pollard, as well as WRs Kayshon Boutte and DJ Chark. This is now a sneaky good team that may just turn this division topsy turvy. Could we have the Texans in play for the post-season for the first time in 10YF history? Stay tuned folks, this dog hunts! 

Indianapolis Colts – In what seems to be an Indy tradition, yet another fossil of a QB was added to lead the team, mpunwin is hoping that the FA pick-up of Ryan Tannehill ends the current streak of once great QBs joining the Colts for a year before exiting the league. After falling short in their playoff run, some youth was added to what could be a formidable offense by adding former TCU WR Quentin Johnson. Time will tell if this disciple from the druuw coaching tree will see success this year. 

Tennessee Titans – After a disastrous season that saw the Titans go from the #1 seed in the AFC, to the worst record in the league in the span of a season, LORDTHUNDERBIRD has returned and has his work cut out for him. Not only is this franchise trying to erase the stench of Zep's leadership off of it, but they're also in what is now one of the tougher divisions in 10YF. Unfortunately, under the guidance of coach BRICK THUNDERBIRD, we're almost certain that we'll see  #1 overall pick Myles Murphy begging for change at an underpass in the near future. A sad ending before it even began.
 

 AFC EAST
New England Patriots – And the last shall be first. There's something about letting these quakers play with NE that modifies their powers. In what was the most improbable and unpredictable run in 10YF history, cakes ended his streak of near playoff misses in the best way possible, a SB victory. Now Mac Jones has a bit of help from veteran RB and gadget guy Cordarelle Patterson to help defend his title amongst the wolves at the gate. Can he do it again? 

Buffalo Bills – The success of last cycle was not replicated in the '22 season. Even before an injury that ended Josh Allen's season earlier than expected, Knickerbocker struggled last season. Now with no major moves in the offseason, and the inexplicable retirement of Von Miller, we'll see if this Buffalo team can replicate some of the success that they saw last cycle. We'll find out if those playoff runs were a flash in the pan. 

New York Jets –  Joey D’s love for the Jets is only surpassed by his penchant for giving the ball away to the other team. MILF hunter Zach Wilson isn't interested in taking care of the ball, he's only interested in throwing picks and sitting games out due to injury. The Jets drafted Will Anderson Jr. to help shore up a defense that underperformed last year. Mekhi Becton has returned from yet another injury, but the question is, for how long? 

Miami Dolphins – Now with a full season under his belt, MiiikeMarsh has taken the opportunity to build this Dolphins team his way. The addition of Bradley Chubb, RB Bijan Robinson and WR Rashee Rice should help to provide more firepower to what was already a solid core. We've seen improvement, and now that he's got some experience under his belt, we're excited to see if this season brings success for the newcomer. The only way to go from here is up!