Well Carson your chances of winning a Super Bowl have dwindled to practically nothing after your recent trade .Your time in Chicago is gonna be miserable under GM Cmass . When you guys miss the playoffs again I'll be hitting your line . Stay safe. 
 

                                         Eagles GM
                                       -Josh McCown 

 ADVANCE!

Carson, we miss you and hope you're doing well in San Francisco.I want to be the first to apologize and tell you we f*cked up trading you away . We thought we had our franchise QB in Jalen but god damn it hurts to watch him play . If the opportunity presents itself please come home