In a surpise move, SF will be shipping 3rd year pass rusher Solomon Thomas and a 1st round pick in this years draft to Houston for superstar JJ Watt. The 3x DPOY will join forces with an already star studded 49er defense. Now with Watt, Buckner, Armstead, AND Bosa on the defensive line... good luck to opposing QBs expecting some time in the pocket.

Since being traded for, "Star" QB Jameis Winston has played poorly. Reports are coming in from within the team's media that back up QB Nick Mullens has been taking snaps with the 1st team. Coach Epstein has not named the starter against Green Bay yet.

      Jeffery Epstein's first year at the helm in San Francisco could not be going any better. As of right now, the 49ers are sitting at the top of the NFL as the league's lone undefeated team at 8-0. This team has certainly found it's identity; Get Tevin Coleman the ball early and often, and then make life hell for the other team's offense.  

     The team made a surpise move by trading QB Jimmy Garroppolo and stud RB Matt Breida to the Bucs in exchange for Winston, and their 2020 1st & 2nd round picks. It's too early to tell if this deal was worth it, but the offense has struggled all year to get the ball down field, through the air at least. Getting yardage on the ground has not been a problem at all for them, especially RB Tevin Coleman, who is averaging an absurd 10.1 Yards Per Carry. He has put up 889 yards and 10 TDs, which rank him at 4th in the league for both stats. 

We had a chance to talk with Coach Epstein this week after the tough game against the Cardinals. He started the presser with the cliche, "Hats off the Arizona for a hell of a matchup. It wasn't pretty, but a win is a win, it was a hard fought game all the way through.". When asked about Winston's sub-par play since arriving in SF, Coach said "The stats dont show it, but Jameis has made some huge throws for us when we really needed it, every week he gives us his all, that guy is a competitor with a lot of heart.". Winston finished the game 7/10, 120 yards, 1 TD and 2 picks. 

     The defense stepped it up big and delivered this game, giving QB Kyler Murray fits, forcing a season high 5 interceptions and causing him to fumble once. This unit has been absolutely dominant the whole year. They are the #1 ranked defense in nearly every single stat, and it doesnt look like they are budging from that top spot any time soon. Second year linebacker Fred Warner has been the heart and soul of this defense, doing whatever is asked of him. He leads the league in interceptions at 8. The only thing underwhelming about the defense is they are not getting much pressure on the QB with only 15 sacks. Maybe the lack of pressure is a good thing, because it allows them to bait the opposing QBs into making mistakes and throwing near their ball hawks on the field. Racking up 30 picks in 8 games, they are on pace to smash the season team INT record set by the San Diego Chargers in 1961 at 49. This run defense is very stingy too, allowing 52 yards per game. The most impressive stat of all, is they are allowing a measly 10 points a game, which more than makes up for their lack of offense at times.

     Week 10 poses the biggest challenge of the year so far, as the 7-1 Seahawks come to town for a heavy weight division matchup. Should be an exciting game with both teams having a number of play makers on either side of the ball.

In the week one loss against division rival Pittsburgh Steelers, the Browns offense played god awful. This loss is entirely blamed on the offensive line. They should REALLY be ashamed of themselves. It seemed like they didnt give a flying fuck out there. Time after time Baker Mayfield was getting pressured. You just have to feel bad for the kid. Bad O-Line play didnt help the combo of Chubb and Johnson  either (obviously). Chubb only gained 25 yards on the ground, while Duke Johnson gained 18. Embarrassing. The Fat Slob known as Ben Roethlisberger had 23 yards on one carry alone. How the hell does that happen? Regardless, the Cleveland Browns need to step it up next week against a Saints team that just molly wopped the Bucs 37-10.

    The Chicago Bears and Philadelphia Eagles were in trade talks before owner Aquafuck tragically passed away late Tuesday evening. Many owners across the league have noticed the Eagles to be a little different. It is no surprise to some that the underlying issue, is in fact, AIDS. 

   Panthers owner Swift Solstice has publicly expressed his feelings for Mr. Aquafuck in the League's Discord. When asked his thoughts on his death, Swift had this to say, "He's a f**got, no surprise he has AIDS"

   Chicago was rumored to be shopping running back Jordan Howard for draft picks. Philadelphia expressed interested in Howard, but trade talks have died, just as Aquafuck did.  Tough scene.

      cHackman13. a lifelong Bear fan, is headed back to his roots. He has recently sold his ownership of the New York Jet, and purchased the Chicago Bears. When asked about the switch he said, "It's a breath of fresh air to be around guys like Roquan, Khalil, and Amos. You can just tell that they are hungry and ready to get to work." Chicago is having a down year with a record of 2-6, landing them at 3rd place in the division. They will be facing a tough Panthers team this week, sitting at a nice 7-1 record.

    Very little is know about new owner cHackman13, but everybody has seen him on the Internet. He is a former male Porn Star. Most known for his work under the “Family Strokes” or “Step-Mom/Step-Sis” series. But has been waiting for his shot at owning a professional franchise, and he finally got it. 

    The New York Jets are now on a three game winning streak after starting the year 0-3. Third year QB Sam Darnold has shown signs of development after his first 2 seasons were sub-par. Darnold is still looking to make that next step into becoming the franchise quarterback that he was drafted to be. 

     Darnold and the guys will be traveling to Kansas City for a week 8 showdown at Arrowhead Stadium against the Chiefs.