Joe Kirkland has been traded for Jalen Hurts and a Pick to the Carolina Panthers.
The 23 Year Old out of Iowa State became the talk of the state of California at a rapid pace as the rookie led the team to a first round exit last year. This news was broken to the SFL but has been in talks behind the scenes throughout the Rams locker room. Petter Sams MAS NAKKY went extra miles for Kirkland until news came out that Joe Kirkland and four other college studnets were caught in the offseason running a drug operation at the unversity of Los Angeles. Kirkland was the kingpin within all of this and has allegedely made over 6 million selling to college students. This is more than his rookie salary. The case is still open and under investigation. But Coach needed him gone and is not acceptable in the LA locker room. Kirkland may not be guilty of this doing but it's something that they do not want to deal with. The fans will miss Joe Kirkland and Jerseys have been burnt all around the city, but the future of the team as of right now is Tanehill and Hurts competing day in and day out in practice. Joe Kirkland murals have been taken down by the Cyrpto Center, and So-Fi and his presence will never be duplicated and will try to be imitated but life will go on in the Rams Franchise as they chase gold.
Rams went diabolical against Chiefs in HUGE vicotry.
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The Rams went into SoFi confident as ever facing off Qucifer. Rams (now on a 3 game win streak) took the game by storm through air and ground, Cam Akers POUNDED the chiefs D on the ground with 200 yards rushing and 2 touchdowns to his name. Kenny Golladay is a button and will catch anything and everything one on one. Gronk is out for 5 weeks due to broken ribs and the rams hope to have him back as he is a big deal to this offense. The defense did what they could picking off Mahomes two times in the game. The two WRs Hill and Mecole were held in check somewhat.. The Rams are looking at the bigger picture moving forward taking it week to week, day by day trying to reach their goal. Next week, "Kasodilla."
Rams come out on top in a down to the wire win over the Chargers
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The Rams won against the chargers thanks to a pick six thrown by thebabazook. Jabrill Peppers all day was having a good game dropping picks left and right but finally came through with the one that mattered most. Kenny Golladay got his was the X-Factor this game as he was unguardable unless double teamed. He got his prompt with flying colors "wrecking ball" which can be useful when the time comes. Cam Akers had a quiet day but had a crucial run that resulted in a TD that gave the Rams the lead late in the game. Leonard Floyd continues to be the best defensive player in the NFL breaking the sack record with every sack that is given. The Rams will continue this home stretch keeping their playoff hopes alive as they host the Kansas City Chiefs next week.
Joe Kirkland defends So-Fi in a crucial divisional match up against the San Fransico 49ers
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Despite the Rams going down 21-3 in the first quarter, Kirkland and Co. had their backs against the wall and prevailed. Kenny Golladay was butt naked open for most of the game, hauling in 5 receptions and 5 TDs to go along with it. Cam akers held his own and hit the mark for being a 2k all purpose yard back for this year. Leonard Floyd increased his lead on the sack record and remains the number one leader in sacks. Patience is the word that is being spread around the locker room from HC Mas Nakky, winning every day is the main focus for the Rams. The Rams and the away team Chargers will not have to travel far as they play next week in So-Fi stadium.
Welcome to my tier list where I will be dividing the league into my select tiers.
Tier 1 - Perennial Superbowl Contenders
Q – “Go Check Some Boxes” – has the offense to really beat anyone and always winning super bowls every cycle in a tough division.
Ed – Is close friend of mine…. A coach to others.. Ed knows football … sometimes and is always one of the best players every year and lives up to those big moments that are needed when the time comes. The browns are a problem and are looking for the perfect season.
LB – BlitzBacker just knows madden and how to operate on Defense. One of the hardest opponents to face, and is always in the running for superbowl championships.
Tier 2 - Good Not Great
Chan – Chan is seen by many as over rated but I see him as a good user in the league with really good teams that come along with them. Derrick Henry is always In the running for MVP but there may be a team in the south that can have his number…………..
Malek – Malek Is someone who still hasn’t been figured out yet and is why I think he is doing as well as he does, the NFC EAST is heating up though and I see him going far in the playoffs once again.
Justyn – An underwhelming year for Justyn as he is looking to run the table after losing to divisional opponents. Still has gas in the tank and bullets in the clip.
Jesse – undefeated against the entire league and me. Ive gone up multiple times against jesse and have blown up due to not being able to keep up with the electric offense.
Bryce – a divisional opponent of mine that I have trouble matching up with. Always in the playoffs every cycle/season.
Tier 3 - Work In Progress
GoonSquad – The league leader in passing touchdowns is on a mission to get where he wants to be. Goonsquad is nothing to play with, Shoutout Joe ODeazy.
Mark Aurelius – My very first game of the cycle was against the saints and I was very surprised from what I was seeing. There is potential with this team and especially with the other users in his division he can make some noise.
Julian - This man has came a very long way from being the worst user in the league year after year, there is still work to be done with julian but he has been shinning ever since the arrival of Aaron Rodgers.
GamblerLife - While watching him play VS people like julian i can see that there is potential in the Jaguars team.
Kale - In one of the toughest divisions of all SFL, Kale holds his own, he is not someone you want to look over because he may sneak you.
Gomes - WILLIAM GOMES, the life of the league. Gomes is actually snapping this year, and his potential is being tapped with this Cowboys team that hes wanted for a long time. Hopefully we see a title win this cycle.
Brad A - Despite being a horrible horrible user in the league this guy actually has some life in him and i see it clearly. The difference between Brad EHh and others is that he actually has some football knowledge in em. He's always down to play, and he doesnt get salty about his loses....... unlike some people in this league.
OG Walker - I dont have anything bad to say about OG Walker he has a good team to advance to win. I see the North as his for the taking.
Tier 4 - Mid
Guy - Guy guy guy guy guy guy... close friend of mine IRL. Man is just a headcase. Hes been given the resources and tools for greatness, but just hasnt done shit. Still might win the division tho.. somehow.
Zack & Codie - If i opened a dictionary and showed you the word "Mid" in the book, you'd see a picture of these kids. Nothing good or bad about them at all. Just the epitome of mid.
Gharl - For some reason this kid was actually brought up to be good. But it turns out he is just over rated as fuck. I dont see him living up to expectation much longer. Now he has no CMC yeah… he done.
Roorshock - Roorshock is a special case. He has the best team in madden but somehow is out here losing to crim. Just an underwhelming user.
Steps - Steps is a good character for the SFL but as a user i think he is just whatever. he might go on a 9 game losing streak this season.
Crim - AHhhhhhh James Charles. Crim is just a pest in my book. Dont get me wrong hes actually a funny dude. But when it comes to madden you just dont like playing the kid. But that charles pack was loud af. MID
Mike - Mike has a tough schedule and he hasnt lost to anyone he should be losing to anyway, BUT he barley wins his games and is also one of those underwhelming users.
BIG ASSS GAPPP
Tier 5 - Irrelevant and/or Terrible
Turk - This man is one of the most fraudulent owners in the entire league, he once said to me, with the Indianapolis colts that he was doing things for the team that others would've fucked up with... while having over 50 mil in cap. This man is not a good owner at all. He CANNOT TEAM BUILD?????????? He will prob be gone by season 3 lets be honest.
Marv - TBH he played better than i thought he would against me, still slapped him tho. MARV always is complaining about "My teams the lowest overall team i cant wait to have a better team." But thats just not the real problem....
Gabe - This man goes MIA every single cycle i honestly think hes not that bad of an owner but he just doesn’t play.
"Kasodilla" - The very first time i played him he actually thought he was good. Till i played him this morning and he pulled the plug harder than i spanked him.
AC - IDCWTF hes done. He's just irrelevant asl.
kid quit in a routing. that all, Falcons next week.
"Hollywood" Kirkland leaves Carolina with a 153.2 QBR and a win over coach Jordan Charles.
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Peter Sams-Mas Nakky, called a good game in carolina as the LA Rams spanked the Panthers. Joe "hollywood" Kirkland went another week without throwing a pick and throwing for two touchdowns, both to Rob Gronkowki. Gronkowski is looking to be one of the best free agency signing the league has seen to this point in the season. While kirkland did not need to throw a lot, the game was all in the hands of Cam Akers, Akers was averaging 10.6 YPC as he rushed for 18 times and 191 yards, he also had a 41 yard catch that almost went for 6. Jabril Peppers is also a great signing for the Rams, forcing a fumble on the leading rookie of the year canidate for the NFC that Kirkland wants to achieve badly, Before the game Sams was asked about what he thought about the game, he said "idc what we have to do, but i know that charles pack finna be loud asl..." and indeed it was..............
The rams will be on their third game away stretch in seattle, where they look to continue their win streak against "Kasodilla"
The Rams wiped the floor with the New York in a dominating win over the place where Coach Mas Nakky is from in New Jersey.
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9-0-2-1-0 Joe snapped on the jets in a bounce back win after a devastating loss to division rival cardinals. Ruggs has not disapointed in the tenure that he had here in LA. Catching yards down field, the speedster and 9-0-2-1-0 Joe connected 3 times for 135 yards and a touchdown in East Rutherford. Akers does what he does best and is a swiss army knife for his squad, with 2 touchdowns and over 60+ yards in the air. Kenny Golladay was a menace to society as he had no regard for anyone who went against him, also catching touchdowns. Leonard Floyd is the Unsung-Hero of this organization as he had 3 sacks against Zack Wilson. Coach Mas Nakky was seen after the game in Hoboken NJ "smoking that gharl pack" after the game, the league commisoners like "Go check some boxes" has not had a word on what happened but was sure to get a good laugh out of that. The Rams take on James Charles next week in Carloina as an opponent to not look over, the rams will take caution.
The LA Rams prevail against the Tompa Bay Bucs in a tough game in SoFi.
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This game was a shootout from the start and the gas was not let off the entire game. The photo-finish ended in a game winning field goal in the home stadium of the LA Rams. Joe "hollywood" Kirkland was playing the best game of his young career. Only missing 8 passes the entire game. Cam Akers played possessed and wanted to make his name known throughout the league. ROJO is one of the hardest players to defend in the entire SFL and the Rams did their best to do so. As for Brady, it is aparent that his time is coming to an end as there was not much spark coming from him. Cam Akers had 7 REC for 91 Yards as he is a solitified premier pass/catcher. After the game Kirkland was randomly drug tested as he threw for 500 yards with NO interceptions. The Rams will be going into the BYE with unfinished business with Arizona.
Rams beat the eagles and improve their record to 2-3
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A must needed win was in the books as Cam Akers had his way with the Eagles D. (pause) Rookie QB was the only one who provided the Eagles with real points as he threw a horrible pick 6 to begin the game, thus being the only touchdown that the eagles scored. Kirkland also had a rushing TD to his name. Leonard Floyd is a menace to society filling in the role that AD did not provide for this rams team at all. The Rams will go back to So-Fi to defend at home vs Tom Brady and the Bucs next week.
Joe Kirkland outduals Kevin Williamson in the Rams home opener at SoFi Stadium in sunny Los Angeles, California. Before the game there was a lot of speculation about Kirkland and his ability to make his name in the SFL.
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After the game, there was a roar in LA as the fans believe that they found their man, the star QB was having his way with the MID Lions defense. Cam Akers snapped on the Lions as they had no answer for him what so ever. The Lions on the other hand had nothing but mickey ass runs by Williamson or dump off to Mostert that would go for ten yards a clip. To all the pick em' people give your head a shake for unanimously picking this fraud. Rams are here to stay.
Great games in the wildcard... congrats to all that made it to this point.. now its time for the divisional round.
Packers v. Giants
The offense of the packers did not fail to show the talent that they have in their big time win against the cardinals. The shootout prooved that they can hang with anyone. On the other hand the Giants from what i saw had a harder time than i thought they would hosting the panthers in the snow. From what i saw i feel like the packers defense wont have the same result as they did last week and keep this game close.
X Factor: MVS
Winner: 'B'
Buccaneers v. 49ers
The bucaneers in my eyes pulled an interesting win an a dog fight vs the washington football team. I think that they are not battle tested to go into santa clara and go in and fight the niners. Bucs have had mickey wins and they wont be able to survive lets not cap.
X Factor: Kittle
Winner: 'bryce'
Chiefs v. Ravens
An interesting match up to say the least. the best defesne vs the best offense in the league. What i saw from the Chiefs against the titans was crazy asf. Tyreek hill is a menace and unstopabble tbh. The ravens have the defense to stop it but i do not think anyone but one team can stop them, and the ravens are not it. i see domination
X Factor: Bazoka
Winner: 'grey hoodie lux'
Dolphins v. Texans
The dolphins had a really close game with the browns as that rivalry has been going on for ages. The texans had light work vs bummy ac.. these two met earlier in the season and we all know how that resulted. this game will be no different. i expect an absurd amount of cheese in this game and glitchiness.
X Factor: Waddle
Winner: 'FMTL Uzamaki'
Here we are.. regular season one of the SFL has came to an end and here comes round one...
TEXANS v. BRONCOS
This one is the easiest pick to me, its Icy Bald by 30.. AC is washed asl... he users his DL.. and Icy Bald has the first power and plays to pull ahead of the broncos. 'hate drip' has the ability to go all the way and he will not have a problem in the first round of the playoffs.
X Factor: Cheese
Winner: 'hate drip'
Football Team v. Buccaneers
This will be a very good game between Jmilli and Roorshock. This game will come down to the wire and i believe that what will win this game is defense. I Jason miller can hold up this Buccaneers offense with ROJO and em.. it should be very easy for them to come out and win this game.
X Factor: WFT Defense
Winner: 'Jmilli'
Cardinals v. Packers
A very under looked team in the Cardinals has the offense to compete with the best, as a fellow divisional member i can confirm that andt isabella is a cancer, that i think 'B' has the answer for. The offense for GB is also very cancerous as MVS is playing like Donald Driver out here with Rodgers slinging the rock as the reigning MVP. Should be very interesting game to watch as there is various X factors in this game but only one can come on top.
X Factor : MVS
Winner: 'B'
Panthers v. Giants
This is bascially the NFC version of the Broncos match, this game is over before it even started. Malek has the offense to beat crim and it wont even be close and i think he has a chip on his shoulder. The recievers have been on record in Miami on a boat coolin before the game like its 2016... wraps..
X Factor: Danny Dimes
Winner: 'footless money'
Titans v. Chiefs
Q's Chiefs vs Henry N. Co is going to be a scene to watch.... Henry has been a force to be wrecken with and wont be stopped for shi.. but Q has the remedy for him. Keeping up with Mahomes and Jackson Mahomes on the sideline is going to be something to watch, The chiefs in my opinion has been very underlooked this season as Q is a year in and year out contender. Weird to decide this game because Chan is on a two game losing streak. Q hasn't lost since week 7..but who he lost to you may ask? The titans...
X Factor: Cheetah
Winner: 'Go Check Some Boxes'
Browns v. Dolphins
My dear friends Justyn and Ed this rivalry in madden dates back to when we were infants. The story of these two teams is a team is the even match at QB.. Baker mayfield has Anthony 'showtime' Schwartz and Tua has Waddle. The differrence willl be the defense.. if chubb can run wild and hold the ball away from the dolphins and keep Tua off the field they have a very good chance at winning this game. If the phins can get going on offense this game will be a short one to say the least. This game as always will come down to whoever has the ball last. This will be the best game of all the playoffs and you want to get your popcorn ready.
X Factor: Defense
Winner: 'ITRAD.'
Rams waltz past the colts with a 38-20 victory in lucas oil stadium
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After stafford and the rams won their opener in sofi, they remained hungry and were looking to send a message to the whole league.
The stafford to golladay connection has looked better than ever, the duo has three touchdowns together and it looks like stafford is looking comfrtable in a rams uniform
Stafford had a 104.3 QBR with 320 yards and 9.1 yards per attempt.
the defense was playing phenomenal picking off stinky wentz five times at their own stadium
Leonard Floyds debut couldnt have been better, getting 3 sacks and four solo tackles looking to be a menace on the other side of aaron donald
Cam Akers had a sneaky sneaky game with 118 rushing yards and 31 reciving and two touchdowns too his name
The rams travel back home to sunny LA to take on tom brady and the tampa bay bucs
Rams beat Bears 42-34 at the home opener in sofi stadium in sunny Los Angeles California
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With newly aquired Kenny G, the rams offense can spread the ball down the field with ease as he is a tall target and a handful for corners
Jalen Ramsey had clamps on Allen robinson who was held to two receptions and 10 yards, one of which was not covered by ramsey.
T.Lewis stepped up big with the absecne of leonard floyd who will be back next week vs the indianapolis colts
Stafford said he never missed a step and is happy his team got his old WR duo back in action.
Rams will stay home next week and take on KardiaKid and the Colts as they look to improve to 2-0 and keep the colts winless.