Sheldon Henige. Nerd. Cheeser. Amish bitch.
In a league full of cheese, Henige prevails as the cheesiest. From Leo and Coke’s slot streaks to Legit’s PA Post, or even YoAss drags, nothing is gayer than Henige running in circles with his safety at sub lb. At points in the league, multiple sources have confirmed, he is in fact the only nerd doing this. As user lb took a hit last madden, so did Henige and his montages of him picking off some poor 12 year old for the 9th time in madden 19. Henige is and always will be a cheesy bitch and a sore loser. After losing to ovo in playoffs all he had to say was “K.” He has denied blocking me after losing 3 straight games to a “bottom feeder” that “plays like a girl”, but we all know he has the mentality of a 12 year old girl experiencing mother nature for the first time. He may win the division, but don’t worry, he’s headed for another first round exit.
Dirty Bird’s QB Carousel
With the trade for Rayne Dakota Prescott that leaves us to wonder, has the qb carousel in Atlanta finally come to an end? The Atlanta Falcons made a controversial move at the beginning of last season trading their 1st rd pick for Jalen Hurts, speedster Marquese Goodwin, and a 2nd round pick in return. The assumption was that Hurts would be the replacement for long time franchise qb and former league MVP, Matty Ice.
The Falcons started last season with Matt Ryan leading the offense, which was expected to be the case. However, a disappointing season that had the Falcons out of the playoff hunt by week 13 led to the insertion of rookie qb Jalen Hurts. He had a disappointing end of the season, but with the release of a declining Matt Ryan, Hurts was lined up to be the starter in 2021. Jalen Hurts started week 1 and had another disappointing performance against the division rival New Orleans Saints. The Coach/GM, Buford T. Gains had seen enough. Typically you see a longer leash given to rookie qbs, but with the falcons signing their top players to extensions, and some of those guys getting older, they’re looking to win now.
Week 2, 2021, the Falcons made another move at the qb position. A surprise trade that landed them Dak Prescott. The Cowboys tagged Dak, but drafted a qb in the 1st round and were looking to move on from the 2x pro bowl QB. There is some speculation that the Falcons overpaid for Dak, sending the Cowboys their next 2 1st round picks. After speaking with Coach Buford, he told us that the original deal was for a 2021 first and a 2022 second, but was declined by league officials, saying that “Dak is worth more” even though he was on an expiring deal and the cowboys couldn’t resign him. Coach Buford is still scratching his head on that one, but decided to move forward with the deal to lock up a franchise QB. Will Dak be the answer the Falcons are looking for? We will see soon enough.
And as always, RISE UP!!!