We are getting close to the trade deadline, and we have you completely covered with all trade rumors regarding the Jacksonville Jaggoffs. Before we get into the team needs lets go over some strenths:

WR: With D.J. Chark, Chase Claypool, and DeDe Westbrook, there is no shortage of speed on the perimeter. The Jags may not need a new reciever in several years with that tripod.

OL: The starting 5 is solid as a fucking rock, but in the event of an injury they would be completely fucked.

DE: Strong group, led by Allen and Chaisson should be a domminant duo by early next season.

CB: Led by Henderson and Jones, the Corners on the team are young and deep. The team isn't going to need a corner in quite some time.

The team has shown that there is a significant amount of talent on the team already, the building blocks are there, so what are the pressing needs on the Jags right now?

QB: The most important part of the team, and the most glaring need for the Jags today. Unfortunately for all of us this position will only be fixed in the draft as no team seems to have an upgrade to trade for. Maybe Garner Minshew will find his balls in the last 12 games of the season, but it's doubtful.

TE: The tight ends on the Jags are pitiful, led by Tyler Eifert the once promising tight end who is at the end of the road for his football career. There is no talent on the team currently at tight end.

OLB: The Jags have some solid younger players at OLB but they need time to develop, Leon Jacobs has accounted for 3 sacks in the last two weeks and looks to build on this hot streak.

FS: The stopgap that we all hoped would help: Ha Ha Clinton-Dix has been laughable at best. It is almost as if he has forgotten how to play football. The Jags are in desperate need of finding a fast replacement in a trade.

The Jags finally showed heart this week, but in the end the talent just isn't there at the quarterback position. The game was an early blowout, with the Bengals going up 31-7 early on the the 3d quarter. Garner Minshew up to this point had looked exactly the same as he had in the previous 3 week, like hot trash! Somehow early on in the 3'd he found his balls and led the team down the field for 22 unanswered points!

Down 23-31 with just 2 minutes left in the game Garner led the team all the way down the field and capped it off with a beautiful pitch and catch to D.J. Shark for a short touchdown with 1 second left in the game. With the game on the line and a tie possible with a 2 point conversion Garner Minshew completely throw the game away. He actually threw the ball to a fan in the 3d row behind the endzone. Questions regarding whether or not Minshew has any personal relationship to the fan have gone unanswerred. 

The Jags are now 0-4 and are still searching for the first win of the season. A quarter of the way through, can the Jags put together a winning streak to become a contender once again? Will Garner Minshew ever find his balls again? 

It's early in the new season and one thing has been made clear, Garner Minshew is the worst quarterback that we've ever seen. Following up his 2 TD/3 INT performance in a loss to the Colts, Minshew said "hold my beer" and threw 1TD/6 INT. You read that right folks, SIX interceptions in an embarrassing 44-17 defeat at the hands of the division rival Titans. Asked for comment after the game he said "i'm too drunk to see recievers, i don't give a fuck if they are 6'4." 

So here we are, it's week 2 and the Jags are 0-2 in the division. Normally this would be time to tank for Trevor Lawrence but the dumb ass owner of the Jags sold our own 1st round pick to the Steelers. So in week 2 the Jags have been eliminated from contention and have no hope (again). The only saving grace for our season would be keeping the Steelers from getting the long haired bitch, Trevor Lawrence.

Tune in next week when the Jags get buttfucked by Flipper. 

The season is over and the browns are at home watching the action of wildcard week unfold. This is normally how they start the offseason. The difference this year is the fact that they are only sitting at home due to their first round bye! “Suck our balls afc” said one un-Named player! The coach added, “I’ve been telling everyone that I was taking the browns to the Super Bowl and they all thought I meant that I was going to take a huge crap on a toilet.” “ what I really meant was that we are a Super Bowl caliber team.”

while they started 0-2, no one thought that they would end the season 13-1 good enough for the 2 seed in the playoffs. It may be futile though, since all roads lead to the the dreaded falcons and that bastard who runs them. 

The League lost two members of its family after the crushing defeat at the hands of the Egyptians. Joe Staley and Tashaun Gipson committed suicide by shooting each other in the balls and allowing each other to bleed out. Thus ends their ilustrious careers and saves the Oilers around 10 million in cap space.

Jerry Jones sparked controversy last night after his disparaging comments about the Panthers. He was heard saying “those pussies don’t wanna play us.” Indeed the league is at a standstill until those pussies emerge from Lake Tahoe. “Let’s get this show on the fucking road” jones said. I think we all know just how chippy this game will be. 

After a successful first season in Houston, the Oilers head to the playoffs at full strength. Locking up their playoff berth last week they have finished the season at 11-5. The oilers had some early season struggles and went in to their bye week at 4-4. The second half of the season was kind to the Oilers producing a record of 7-1 to end the year. They draw the Broncos in the wildcard round. Will Golson and friends be able to pull the upset again?!

Backed by the only clear strength on the team, the Jags defense has propelled them to the last wildcard spot in the 2019 playoffs! The offense has been a black hole all year, but somehow this team ended up 10-6 and primed to make a run at the Super Bowl. We asked the coach how far they could go in the playoff, “well we have a shot since we don’t have to play tony til the Super Bowl.” We will see how it turns out later this week when the Jags take on the Bills. 

The bye week came at the right time for the Jags this year! After playing in London, they enjoyed the trade deadline at home after adding Vita Vea to bolster their D-line for the stretch run. It’s been a terrible season for the Jags so far, they’ve seen 3 starters at QB and broke two PS4 controllers so far this year. Only time will tell if they’ve done enough to make a playoffs run!

After 7 weeks no one is sure of what to make of Jaguars this season. They are 4-3, with no offense to speak of and 2 rejects for quarterbacks. “God help us” said an un-named receiver after the 21-3 loss to the Texans last night. 

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