The Contenders

1. Baltimore Ravens:  The real dirty birds.  New acquisitions Martavis Bryant and Ryan Shazier look to push this elite team into Super Bowl champions.  If the owner learned his lesson from last year, then this team has little competition outside of the others in this tier.  

2. San Francisco 49ers:  Oh how the tiny have fallen.  Previously quoted as "not being afraid of Gamehard", the Niners soon ate their words as they were the first place losers of the second season.  New SS Adrian Amos looks to make the Niners rival all time defenses and can go as far as Ryan's tiny body can take them. 

3. Cleveland Browns:  The reigning champion would be higher on this list had he made moves to further propel his team.  However the user skill is there to make another run at the title and we are sure to have an electric battle for the AFC North this year.

4. Denver Broncos: Maybe the best user LB in this league but that can't help a mediocre offense.  The Broncos look to figure it out offensively and compete with the others in this tier for a chance at the Super Bowl.  This defense will win games on its own but will need to get it rolling on both sides of the ball to take down these other teams.  

The Bums

5. Buffalo Bills: I should probably not start the shit talking part of this list with the team who eliminated the Ravens last season.  However whateva I do what I want.  The Bills look to compete in the AFC with reigning MVP Jim Kelly and have what it takes to lose in the AFCCG.

6. New England Patriots: Even the fountain of youth can't save this team.  26 year old Tom Brady needs 26 year old Randy Moss among others for this team to contend for a super bowl.  Look for them to play a cupcake schedule and get drubbed in the playoffs. 

7. Jacksonville Jaguars:  Maybe they suck because they drink Nyquil before big games.  Maybe they suck because they get drilled 62-26 by their rival in the biggest game all year.  Maybe they suck because they are Fin's bitch.  Maybe it is all the above?  I will have to go with all the above.  This team will be lucky to win 1 game this postseason.

8. LA Rams: How does one break passing records against an all pro cpu and still manage to lose?  IDK ask our shitty Canadian admin.  Still this team looks to contend for 1st place loser in the NFC.  Maybe he can blackmail Flems with tranny pics and lose in the Super Bowl but that is this team's ceiling.  

9. Carolina Panthers:  Another mediocre Canadian admin led team looks to win his cupcake division and lose in the NFC playoffs.  Maybe Cam will figure it out maybe not, but this team will not make the Super Bowl as long as Flems' tiny fingers can fit around the controller. 

10. Arizona Cardinals: Our fearless leader looks to play with the big boys while overseas.  If the servers were in Kosovo rather than America, maybe he would have a shot at winning it all.  Until then look for them to fight for the wildcard.  

11. Philadelphia Eagles:  This city booed Santa Claus and will boo Zeke when they get eliminated nice and early.  Hell this team even traded away their franchise savior in Wentz just to get some garbage Hawaiian dude.  Look for them to win the division and get eliminated promptly.

12. Dallas Cowgirls:  Who wouldn't prefer Derrick Henry over Zeke? Oh thats right anyone with a brain.  This owner is the Skip Bayless of HFFL and will look to hot take this team into a 8-8 record.  

13. Minnesota Vikings: Quiet owner who may or may not still be alive.  Good enough user to win his division and beat everyone in the NFC who isn't vertically challenged.  

14. New Orleans Saints:  Name a more iconic duo than Vicious and losing in close games I will wait.  It is ok, he only plays for Swag Kelly's stats in an effort to redeem him for failing to successfully slide in Mia Khalifa's DM's.

15. New York Jets: Maybe he is playing the long con and sucking for 2 years so he can win the final season of madden 18.  Maybe he is just bad.  Probably both but until he gets it together he is a bum.

16. New York Giants: This dude backed out of a division with me and Juice.  Weak sauce and deserves to be this low for that alone.  

17. Las Vegas Raiders:  Maybe Derek Carr will get his head out of his ass and the owner won't have to go on paid leave half way through the season again.  

18. Kansas City Chiefs:  Mexico doesn't sell Xbox Live so this guy may be donezo.

19.  Tampa Bay Buccaneers:  Dude asks you to run the clock out in a 6 point game before half.  Figure it out. 

If you are new you are excluded from the list for now. Your time will come.

Worst of the Worst

32. Atlanta Falcons: Baltimore remembers.  The cheese lords can't even use Mike Vick to win some games.  Even adding Deion, Abraham, Roddy, and Tony Gonzalez couldn't save this team.  Maybe look to have their games played on rookie this season.  

If any bums beat me feel free to quote me on my statements btw.