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2018-12-04

How bout them Cowboys!?

If you were to ask experts and fans across the league who was going to be raising the Lombardi Trophy at the end of the season, most would not have said the Dallas Cowboys. Losing Demarcus Lawrence midway thru the season was tough, but they were thought to be ok with that loss when trading for both JJ Watt and Will Fuller only to have that trade reversed a few weeks before playoffs ... The biggest blow came in week 17.. When star running back Ezekiel Elliot was lost for most of playoffs... Things were looking dim for Americas team.

After stumbling backwards into the playoffs, the Cowboys defense caught fire. after pitching a shut out against their rival in Washington, Dallas took their show on the road to take on the 15-1 Atlanta Falcons. The Falcons had dropped 50+ points on the Cowboys earlier in the season and that was with JJ Watt on the roster. Despite not having a strong pass rush, the Cowboys were able to hold the Falcons to 19 points and was able to steal a win away from the high flying falcons.

Next up came the undefeated San Francisco 49ers. The 49ers defense has been winning them a lot of games.. and without Zeke, someone had to show up big. Thats exactly what Michael Gallup did. Gallup had over 180 yards and the Dallas defense again was the star of the show, giving the offense chances to take the win.

Finally the superbowl had arrived  and the Cowboys were at full strength. Both Zeke and DLaw both made their returns and had a major impact on the superbowl to bring the Cowboys to a 33-11 victory over the Cleveland Browns. 

It was a tough road but the Cowboys were able to pull off the improbable. Cowboys owner stated that he is proud of his team overcoming adversity and he plans to see his team in the same spot next year.

2018-07-25

Flems's Top 5 Fantasy Draft OLBs

We are gona look at the top 5 OLBs regardless of scheme. To be honest these positions do not have alot of high overall players, So the top guys are gona be at a premium. I would have done a top 10.. but to be honest it isnt really worth it because there really isnt much in terms of depth here. There will be alot of young guys that will have to built up to become good. 

1. Von Miller - Well he is in the 99s club so this was a pretty easy one.. Miller is a monster pass rusher and run stopper. He is also a crazy athlete so dropping back in coverage some plays would not be out of the question. I wouldnt recomend that too much because he will be running down qbs consistently when you have him rushing. Miller is way ahead of any other olbs in regards to rushing.

2. Jadeveon Clowney - Another Freak athlete and is the second best pass rusher in the OLBs. He is going to be able to get to the qb. The biggest upside is that he is only 25 years old so he has alot of time to get close to Von miller levels of pass rusher.

3. Myles Jack - Jack is not a pass rusher.... Not even close. He is definetly fitted for a 4-3 olb or potentially moved to mlb for a 3-4. Jack does come with a 84 zone and 87 speed and 90 acc and 88 agility.. He is going to be a great cover guy whether you user him or not AND he is only 22, Myles Jack no matter what.

4. Levonte David - Likely one of the best options for a 4-3 backer in regards to the first few seasons. He has good speed to go with great coverage skills and he is good at stoping the run. He is old tho ( 29) which hurts his value long term. He will be real good year one tho

5. Sean lee - Dito on the age thing here. At 32, Lee is not going to last long as a valuable option..  But if you are looking short term... you cant get much better. he is not as athletic as david.. but he makes it up with rarely missing tackles and having a 97 play rec. 

 

 

2018-07-18

Flems's Top 10 Fantasy Draft Defensive Ends

I think Defensive End is one of the most important positions to draft in HFFL. Controlling the line of scrimmage is important to having a dominate defense. With there being both the 3-4 and 4-3, I am going to do the top 10 in general regardless of scheme.

1. Aaron Donald - Donald is the best defensive player in M19. He is one of those players who can play any spot on the dline regardless of scheme, and he will still be the best player at that position either way. If he is put at DT, he is the fastest DT in the league and it wont even be close. If at end, he is still one of the most athletic players at that spot too. Aaron Donald is a freak of nature and will make your dline elite from day 1.

2. Khalil Mack - Speaking of freaks of nature...  Mack is fast.... and I mean real fast. One of the only players more athletic than Donald in the league.. He is almost a perfect 4-3 end. He has elite pass rush ability and he could even be used as a OLB in a 3-4 due to his atheltic ability and his half way decent zone. He is going to dominate offenses.

3. Joey Bosa - Bosa is going to be a high draft pick in HFFL when the draft comes around. He is young (23) and is an elite pass rusher already. His blockshed needs some work but with only being 23 and with a likely high dev rate, that stat should be easy to improve on. He will be an elite player for the entirety of M19

4. Myles Garrett -  Basically a poor mans Aaron Donald right now. He needs alittle bit of work to be developed into an elite pass rusher, but he still is a solid day 1 starter who will only get better as the year progresses. Expect him to be an elite rusher after the first season (assuming his dev rating is still in place ) 

5. Demarcus Lawrence - Lawrence is pretty good. He is a strong pass rusher and he is good against the run. With having a breakout season last year expect his dev rating to be pretty good (ratings guy is a cowboys homer) . Combine that with being 26 , he still has alittle time to develop and be even better before he reaches his peak.

6. Bradley Chubb - The lowest overall player on this list by far.. But he makes up for that in potential. He also has decent starting stats so he wont be a liability in the pass or run game. He starts off with a 87 block shed, so he will make an impact right off the hop in the run game , also has an 85 finesse and a 77 power move. He is going to have plenty of room to improve with only being 22 

7. JJ Watt - He may be on the older side now... but JJ is still damn good. more suited for a 3-4 end with the so-so speed and acceleration, JJ still has Elite pass rush and run stopping ability. The down side is that he is 29 and will likely regress pretty early on, luckily his stats will be good enough to go through some regression.

8. Chris Jones - Jones is going to be a quality rusher as a 3-4 end or even a 4-3 DT. He has alot of room for improvment and has a strong base stats to start off with.. He may not end up being an Elite rusher with his lack of versatility to move around the dline as much., he still will be a highend when its all said and done

9. Dannielle Hunter - He has been in the leaue for a few years now and he still is only 23. His pass rush ability still needs a decent amount of work to be a consistent pass rusher but he will be able to be develeoped into that. He has a decent blockshed so that you will be able to keep him on the field to get those stats to develop quciker without having to worry about him being destroyed in the run game. His greatest strength is his athletic ability. He has elite level speed and acceleration at the end and in the right hands could become a deadly passrusher in the 4-3 if the time and effort is taken to get him there. I dont recomend he be your best pass rusher day 1 though.

10. Yannick Ngakoue - He basically has the opposite problem Hunter has. He will be a strong pass rusher right out of the gate, However his blockshed is weak (67) so he will be a liability in the run game early on. The upside is that he is only 23 as well so you will have plenty of time to improve on those stats as well as make him an elite pass rusher. Its just going to take some time is all. 

 

2018-07-17

Flems's Top 5 Fantasy Draft CBs

Corners were tricky in M18.. sometimes they felt underpowered...Other times they felt like they would dominate recievers.. Hopfully M19 will bring some more consistency for corners, but these guys will be the ones who can lock down the playmakers.

1. Jalen Ramsey - Its not even close. He is the one corner in Madden 18 that I found was completely dominate and he will likely continue that thru Madden 19. He is the best corner in the league at 97 overall and he is only 23.  Potential number 1 overall pick alert. 

2. Marshon Lattimore - I think there is a decent gap between 1 & 2 here, but the gap between 2 and everyone else is also pretty big. Lattimore has the elite blend of speed and coverage ability and will likely have a high dev due to being DROY. Hes only 22 to boot.  He is going to be Elite for the entirity of the league without question. He will likely be another early first round pick.

3. Patrick Peterson - It doesnt seem like it was that long ago that he was a rookie... but here he is at 28 years old. His position may be effected if the regression system isnt as overhauled as they say it is.. As is tho Patrick P is still a top end corner. The great thing about Peterson is that if he gets his hands on the ball, there is a good chance he takes it back for 6. He will still sit at the top of the league for atleast a few seasons

4. Desmond Trufant - Almost the same Statistically as Patrick Peterson in most areas in terms of athleticism and coverage. The difference is that Trufant is less likely to return the pick for td. However he makes up for that in being able to help in run support. His posisiton leading tackle stat  (74) and strong pursuit as well as a decent blockshed for a corner will make him helpful against the run.

5. AJ Bouye - Bouye is going to be a strong corner for anyone who picks him up. 95 man and zone definetly puts him at the top from a pure coverage standpoint. The only thing that keeps him below the others on this list is the 89 speed. He may struggle with the Tyreek Hills of the world. Outside of that you cant really go wrong here.

Bonus Player - Tre'Davious White - I think White is going to develop into one of the best corners in HFFL if picked up by the right team. He is only 23 and already has strong starting stats. With alittle developing he will be right below Latt and Ramsey in terms of the elite corners 

2018-07-17

Flems's Top 5 Fantasy Draft Wrs

An Elite reciever can ruin an opposing defenses day in so many different ways. Either catching six 3rd and long passes in double coverage or taking one catch 80 yards for a td. If you have one of these top Recievers the other team is going to be made aware of it real quick

1. Odell Beckham Jr. - There really isnt any surprise here.. Hes young, fast, and just stupid good. He can basically do it all. all 3 route running stats are in the 90s. Oh and when he has the ball in his hands he can make everyone miss with his 94 elusivness and 97 juke and 98 agility.. Odell is a cheat code. I would be surprised if he makes it out of the top 10

2. Antiono Brown - Statistically the best WR in M19. He is gross .. His lowest route running is a 96 and has a 99 CTH and CIT to go with a 98 SPC and 97 release.... He also has 97 elusiveness , 98 agility and 97 juke... The only reason he is below OBJ is due to age (30) he wont be able to maintain his athletic ability as long.. but those first 2 years he will be a monster.

3. Deandre Hopkins - This spot could of easily gone to the next person on this list, but I am going to give Hopkins the advantage due to age. Just turning 26, Hopkins still has plenty of time to do dirty to corners and safeties around the league. He isnt the most elusive after the catch... but he will catch almost anything thrown at him and is over 90 in all of his route running.. With still atleast a season if not more of development for him, Hopkins will be one of those guys with 99s all his major stats when its all said and done.

4. Julio Jones - It hurts me putting Julio this low. He is a freak of nature. He is another one of those full package guys who can do everything as a wide out.. but hes also 6'3 and has a 93 speed and comes with a 90 elusiveness AND 75 TRUCKING. Despite all of this, being 29 hurts his value a bit.. You still cant really go wrong picking up Julio.

5. Tyreek Hill - Now this spot is more debatable after the first 4 guys. There are really alot of guys I could put ahead of Hill here... but those guys dont have a 98 speed so I guess they will have to deal with it. Hill doesnt have the elite receiver stats the other guys on this list have... But what he lacks in those spots he more than makes up for in freak athleticism. 98 speed, 97 acceleration, 98 agility.... If he gets the ball in the open field hes gone. 

2018-07-16

Flems's Top 5 Fantasy Draft Rbs

The running backs in madden 19 are weird...  alot of them are the same stats wise which makes them less important in the early rounds. However having a top end running game is important to being sucsessful in HFFL, so lets see who would be the best guys to lead your rushing attack.

1. David Johnson - No question he is the best back in M19 from a pure stats standpoint. 96 break tackle, 93 elusiveness and 89 trucking. Thats the highest combo of stats out of all the running backs. Not to mention he can catch the ball out of the back field really well... His only negative is that he is 26 now... He will be playing at a high level for 3 - 4 seasons.

2. Le'veon Bell - Much of what was said about Dj above can be said about Bell here now. The combo of trucking, elusivness and break tackle puts him at the top of this list. He is going to be a pain to stop in both the run and pass game. These two backs are clearly above the rest.

3. Alvin Kamara - This is where the tier 2 of running backs begins. Alot of these guys share similar stats with a small variance between them. Kamara gets the edge due to age and me also predicting he is going to have a strong dev rate. He can do it all and he will only be 23 when the league starts and will be a terror till the league is done.

4. Todd Gurley - Todd is alittle faster than Kamara, but also is slighty less elusive and cant truck as well as Kamara (which makes no sense .. OPOY) and is one year older. So he is one spot lower. I expect Gurley to have Strong dev rate which will make him a great pick whenever he is grabbed.

5. Devonta Freeman - Fun fact,  Freeman has better stats than Todd Gurley in almost every major running back stat... yet Gurley was the one that won OPOY... figure that out.. The main reason he ranks lower is due to the fact that he is 2 years older and will likely have lower dev rate than Gurley. Still a great choice at running back 

Biggest Snub in M19 Ezekiel Elliott - Zeke should easily be at;east the 3rd back on this list if not number 1 period ... but somehow sitting with only 79 trucking and 86 elusivness according to Madden devs, doesnt really make him all that special as a running back. He will likely have a High dev, but if trucking and elusivness is as hard to increase as it was in M18 . Zeke wont be on the same level as kamara and gurley and no where near Bell and Johnson. But he definetly should be.

2018-07-16

Flems's Top 5 Fantasy Draft Qbs

With M19 just a few weeks away, I wanted to start putting the spotlight on the players who I think will be the top choices at each position. (These are all opinion based, if you think differently thats fine. you're wrong... but it is still fine ). so without further ado, here are the top 6 QBs

1. Aaron Rodgers - With the updated regression system (ALLEGEDLY) Aaron may be the best option even given his age.. He can do it all and really fits every players playstyle. Its Arods world and we are just living in it

2. Carson Wentz - Wentz could very well be the number 1 overall pick in the draft when it is all said and done. Young, likely Superstar dev, talented, atheletic. Wentz checks off all the boxes to be a franchise qb from day one and to be the best qb in the league if in the right hands.

3. Russell Wilson - This is another qb dependant on the new regression system... If it isnt as bad as years past, Wilson will be a monster to have . His scramble ability is at elite levels and his throw on the run is foolish (96). Its no surprise that he is the one that carries the Seahawks offense and he would also carry your offense too if needed.

4. Baker Mayfield - Based off the assumption he is going to have a really good dev rate, Mayfield is the most balanced rookie in this years madden. All of his accuracies are in the 80s and has a 95 throw power... so he is basically Vicious's wet dream. If developed properly he should be one of the elite qbs in the league.

5. Lamar Jackson - If his dev is a star or higher , he may shoot up to 2 or 3 on this list... This dude is stacked. 94 throw power, 91 speed, decent accuracies. Lamar is going to be a nightmare for opposing defenses in the right hands and still a threat even in the wrong hands. Whoever takes him will need to take the time to develop his accuracies but he is still a player that everyone is going to have to be aware of when playing him....If not he may go for 90 yard rushing td

6. Deshaun Watson - Assuming his dev is pretty high based off of last season, Watson should be a very high end option at qb who could also go early in the draft. He doesnt have a huge arm (91)  and his passing stats still need alittle work... But he is only 22 and is likely to have a high dev and has a crazy break sack rating (95). He is also one of the more atheltic qbs. He is going to be a great project and potentionally an elite qb in HFFL.

2018-04-09

Pre-Season Power Rankings

It's a new season in HFFL and legends have taken over the league.. Greats from Jerry Rice to Sean Taylor have all showed up to repersent the teams that made them legends. This should be one of the most interesting we have had in some time. Lets take alook at where the teams stand now with their new legends.

1.San Fransico 49ers - 16-0, won the superbowl and have gotten better in the offseason... This teams cheese know no bounds. - Legend: Jerry Rice, Prediction: 15-1

2.Baltimore Ravens - They almost had a story book ending to an amazing playoff run, although they came up short, they retooled and are ready for another run. - Legend: Ray Lewis ,Prediction: 13-3

3.Denver Broncos - Were they exposed in playoffs or did they just underestimate that Baltimore team? Either way they still seemed primed to be a top team in the AFC. - Legend: Champ Bailey, Prediction: 13-3 

4.LA Rams - The Dline has somehow gotten scarier.. good thing they dont have linebackers or a secondary to match that dline.. - Legend: Deacon Jones, Prediction: 12-4

5. New England Patriots - Tom Brady has jumped into the fountain of youth and has emerged to haunt the AFC's nightmares for another 20 years. - Legend: Tom Brady, Prediction: 12-4

6. Pittsburgh Steelers - They were a few dropped interceptions from the AFC championship game. Having Troy Polamalu could be just what this team needs to take the next step. - Legend: Troy Polamalu, Prediction: 12-4 

7. Jacksonville Jaguars - Blue has moved to one of the best teams to be in madden... and the teams only weakness (oline) has become its strength .. theres no excuses this year.. Better not get blown out again. - Legend: Tony Boselli, Prediction:13-3 

8. Minnesota Vikings - Randy Moss is going to make corners cry.... good thing they rest of there Wrs are average.... oh wait.... Legend: Randy Moss, Prediction 11-5

9. New Orleans Saints - This is more of a bold prediction and could be way off.... but I just have a feeling that they could possibly pull it together. This team has all the pieces on paper to be a scary team.. they just need figure it out. - Legend: Rickey Jackson, Prediction 10-6

10. Oakland Raiders - This team just missed playoffs this past season... They are going to have a tough road that seems to be owned by Denver... But they dont know BO! - Legend : Bo Jackson ,Prediction 11-5

11. Arizona Cardinals - This team snuck into the playoffs last season but they are in a tough division and they 4-2. If they can get their Oline together they could be interesting. - Legend Night Train Lane, Prediction 10-6

12. Dallas Cowboys - Could you hurry up??? Geez everyone is waiting for you to make your pick.... maybe we should just sim it....... This team leads the NFC East but they are going to have stiff competition this year. - Legend : Deion Sanders, Prediction 10-6

13. Buffalo Bills - Another one of those 10-6 teams that missed playoffs.. Just goes to show how tough the AFC race is. This year they could make the leap with their new starting MLB  QB Jim Kelly. - Legend Jim Kelly, Prediction 10-6

14. New York Jets - The Return of Revis Island to an already improving team after a homerun draft could be just what this team needs to take the next step. - Legend: Darrell Revis, Prediction 10-6

15. Philadelphia Eagles - The Eagles went ALL-IN last year to make a push for a superbowl W. They finished 8-8. Although its not the season they were hoping for, they are still close in the division race and some new (hopefully younger) additions to the team could make a big difference. - Legend: Brian Dawkins, Prediciton 9-7

16. New York Giants - The new owner suddenly became a "Giants fan all his life" when he seen the All- world rookie WR join up with an already uber talented group of recievers...... He is probly a Cowboys fan irl. - Legend: Lawrence Taylor, Prediciton: 9-7

17. Carolina Panthers - They may not win the superbowl.. But they will for sure lead the league in most stiff arm attempts... and thats gotta count for somthing - Legend: Steve Smith Sr., Prediction 8-8, 1500 stiff arm attempts

18. Atlanta Falcons - An unknown new GM takes over the stacked Falcons... and proceeds to trade its best defensive player in division...... They have Mike Vick tho so does it really matter? - Legend: Mike Vick, Prediction: TBD

19. Kansas City Chiefs - Just a heads up... you cant trade your legend... sorry.. Legend: Derrick Thomas, Prediction 8-8

20. Washington Redskins - They grabbed a stud in the first round of the draft... oh and they have the baddest man on the planet playing safety... people are gona get hurt. - Legend: Sean Taylor , Prediciton: 7-9 , 55 injuries caused 

21. Detriot Lions - The return of Megatron will be fun to watch for sure... but it couldnt get the team playoffs wins last time he was there.. It is a team game and we are going to need an all around improvment to see them make playoffs. Legend - Calvin Johnson Jr, Prediction: 7-9

22. Seattle Seahawks - They had a promising start last season, but an incredibly tough divison really did not help the Seahawks. Their Oline held them back before but Shaun Alexander will defiently make them look less bad . - Legend: Shaun Alexander, Prediciton 7-9

23. Houston Texans - Its hard to rank these next two because they joined in late to the party. This team has Dynamic offensive and defensive stars to make them a tough game on the schedule. - Legend: Andre Johnson, Prediciton:TBD

24. Tennessee Titans - CJ2K is real fast.... - Legend - Chris Johnson, Prediction: TBD

25. Cleveland Browns - Sadly another GM has given up on this roster..... - Legend: Jim Brown

26. LA Chargers - CPU - Legend: Dan Fouts

27. Chicago Bears - CPU - Legend: Brian Urlacher

28. Miami Dolphins - CPU - Legend: Dan Marino

29. Indianapolis Colts - CPU - Legend: Marvin Harrison

30. Cincinnati Bengals - CPU - Legend: Chad Ochocinco

31. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - CPU - Legend: Derrick Brooks

32. Green Bay Fudge Packers - CPU - Legend: Reggie White 

 

2018-03-21

HFFL Power Rankings Week 13

Please note... this is for fun. Do not take anything too seriously. If you do.... well thats a you problem

1. San Francisco 49ers - This cheesy bastard has found a way to stay atop of the league and remain undefeated... But he is just an average player with a great team.

2. Denver Broncos - The most humble guy I know. The teams record may not reflect the number 2 spot but since taking over the team he is undefeated. #SOHUMBLE

3. Pittsburgh Steelers - Word on the street is that he actually runs the ball sometimes now AND plays defense .... I dont buy it.... 

4. Cincinnati Bengals - Agent  Unbarred Blue has been holding his own in the AFC north which has shown to be one of the toughest divisions this season.... He could be higher on this list if he wasnt too busy jugging whole bottles of NyQuil before games.

5. New England Patriots - A new owner to HFFL, he is showing alot of promise with his strong start. He has a chance to finish as the one seed in the AFC if he keeps up the Ws... But hes the Patriots so Im not sure how much I really respect him.

6. LA Rams - Somes days he looks like he can beat anyone.... and other days he couldnt even beat a blind red headed step child who has never heard of madden.. atleast he is consistently inconsistent. However his team is talented enough to keep in him in most games.

7. Baltimore Ravens - Blue Agent is not upholding the standard of the previous Ravens owner in HFFL (going 16-0 and losing in the superbowl obvs only way to go ) but he is still holding his own in a tough division.. If he started using the elite dragon more often hed probly win more.

8. Oakland Raiders - Caught in a tight race for the head of the division with the Broncos.. The Raiders are going to have to play nearly perfect football to win the division.

9. Minnesota Vikings - Well the division is theirs to lose at this point, however I have seen worse choke jobs..........

10. Atlanta Falcons - A brand new user to HFFL who is inheriting a talented team right in the midst of a push for the playoffs.. the upside for the Falcons is the rest of the NFC South is weak sauce.

11. New York Jets - Despite being 7 spots lower than their division rival, the Jets are not far behind the Pats for the Division... How far can Darron Lee take this team?

12. Miami Dolphins - Another recent addition to HFFL. The new guy is also taking up a team who is dead smack in the middle of a playoff push.. While it can be done, it is going to be alot harder in the stacked AFC

13. Dallas Cowboys - HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS??????? ..... they could be worse.... leading the division tho... so thats a bonus, also they are better than the trade happy owner they use to have....

14. Buffalo Bills - Bills are sticking around in the playoff race.. but man its gona be hard to get a wild card spot in the AFC at this point

15. Seattle Seahawks - The only chance for playoffs at this point is too win out and make wildcard.... good news is that you dont have to play that dirty cheeser 49ers again this season .

16. Washington Redskins - It still blows my mind that you chose this team... The guys in real life dont even wanna be on the team.

17. Jacksonville Jaguars - 6 - 6 and LEADS the division..... this division makes me sad. 

18. Arizona Cardinals - At the bottom of a stacked NFC west division. Still holding his own and has a chance to make playoffs. Gotta win out tho. AKA hes bad

19. Philadelphia Eagles - "Lets trade all of my really good players for not very good players" - Eagles owner... Result : 5-6 record... atleast you traded for a bunch of old players.

20. Kansas City Chiefs - See "Eagles".............................. atleast you got some talent in return.....

21. Cleveland Browns - It may be too late for the Browns this season to make playoffs, but they have won 4 of their last 6 games.. the signs of hope are there.

22. Houston Texans - Somehow.... despite being 4 - 7..... you have a chance to win your division.... UPDATE:  SYKE!! You decided to be a whole bitch... not a half.. A whole one .. enjoy watching Narcos

23. New Orleans Saints - Maybe if you had traded me Alvin Kamara you would have won more games...... Running the ball is overrated.

24. Carolina Panthers - Maybe if you spent less time feeding the ducks/distributing some free literature/ playing alittle 5 on 1 / hitting the kitchen and mixing a batch... maybe you would figure it out.

25. Tennesee Titans - If you win the division , Im simming the league 10 years. UPDATE: Can confirm it is more fun to watch Narcos than it is to play them in a game of madden... so theres that.

26. LA Chargers - Another new owner... did not luck out and the team was already out of playoffs when you got here.. time to play for some pride.

27. Detroit Lions - CPU

28. Tampa Bay Buccs - CPU

29. Chicago Bears - CPU

30. Indianapolis Colts - CPU.... Real life Colts are worse than this lol 

31. New York Giants - CPU

32. GreenBay Fudge Packers - CPU

2018-01-17

HFFL's Cheese-O-Meter (Power Rankings)

1. Baltimore Ravens -  Off to another strong start.... by far the cheesiest player in the league.. also a scumbag, trying to prey on the weakminded for their good players. Dont be surprised to see this guy lose another superbowl. - Cheese Level - Pont L'eveque

2. Chicago Bears - They seem to be determined to make this year their year. Starting out smashing Their oppenets all while not giving a shit. If only he had Brandin Cooks to really make the team scary..... Cheese Level - Camembert

3. Atlanta Falcons - Normally this team would be sitting at number 1, but they have stumbled out of the gates this year... Latavius Murray is getting older and slower by the year. Maybe they are just getting the rest of the leagues hopes up just to dash them by beating everyone again this year... Cheese Level - Munster

4. Denver Broncos - They have been ruling the AFC West with an iron horseshoe? off to another 5-0 start. they are looking to get over the hump and potentionally topple that scumbag in baltimore as the best team in AFC. Cheese Level - Epoisses

5. Seattle Seahawks - Man Grazzy must be proud to be the defending superbowl champ...... oh wait... Well atleast Gamehard is keeping up the team standard and is 5-0... Will he win the division? maybe. Will he get bored midseason and want to switch teams? Most likely. Cheese level - Brie de Meaux

6. Toronto Huskies - From worst to 6th? With that All world QB and the proud owner of MackDonalds, his cheese level is at an all time high... but he did almost lose the cowboys... so is he even that cheesy? Can confrim that he sounds just like Miley Cyrus when singing drunk. Cheese level - Roquefort

7. Pittsburgh Steelers - Remember how the Ravens were scumbags? Well this is the weakminded.. He almost traded the best Offensive Weapon to a division Rival.... Well in all fairness hes not all that good at offense with him. Cheese level - Limburger

8. San Francisco 49ers - Hutch 2? Clutch Hutch?  Hutch jr.? Whatever his name is, he is having a little more of a rough start this year, but is still believed to be a top contender this year. Cheese level - Rainbow's Gold

9. New England Patriots - I DONT CARE! Cheese level - Stinking Bishop

10.New Orleans Saints - Does this team look shorter to you? We have a new owner in New Orleans but the teams talent is all still there, They traded for Jesus long and are looking to take this team to new "Heights" after starting 3-1. They have some big shoes too fill.. but that could probly be adjusted. Cheese Level - Stilton 

11. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - 1st in passing yards... 24th in rushing... I think thats an improvment? On the other hand all his rushing yards came against 1 CPU team.. so IDK. Cheese level - Cados

12. Jacksonville Jaguars - Have anyone looked at this team? Man its put together well. Maybe this year they will have a positive record heading into playoffs... maybe... Cheese level - Epoisse

13. Los Angeles Rams - The least favorite team in LA, the Rams are looking to get over the hump and make the playoffs this year. Too bad hes letting the GOAT Brett Hundley rot away on his bench. Cheese level - Esrom

14. Buffalo Bills - We finally have an owner who wants to be in Buff......... Buffalo just cant have nice things can they ? Chesse level - Morbier

15. Philadelphia Eagles - Gecko.. do you slightly hate the fact that you are the team that knocked out your real life team out of the playoffs? Cheese level - Havarti 

16. Carolina Panthers - These guys are trying to sneak up in that tough NFC South.. you know its a tough division when they are listed 4th in the division but 15th overall. Cheese level - Taleggio

17. Kansas City Chiefs - The Andy Dalton of the League! Despite constantly trying to give him away, the Chiefs do have argubly the best qb in the league... all he needs now is to figure out how to use him. Cheese level - Blue Cheese

18. Houston Texans - If this was a rankings of best broadcaster.. hed be number 1,2,3,4 and 5. I swear if he dips on us during playoffs when we want him to commentate, I will riot. Cheese level - Norvegia

19. Dallas Cowboys - Do you think if I say nice things about him in this blurb , he might trade me all of his good players for cheap? However he is one Njoku drop away from moving up a couple spot.. It sucks to suck. Cheese level - Feta 

20. Indianapolis Colts - This team has had some tough luck to start the season. A hard starting schedule put him behind the 8 ball.. the good news is that in this division 9 wins might be all it takes. Cheese level - Korall

21. Arizona Cardinals - WE WANT BERC!! Otto is overrated. probly should just trade him to baltimore ........ Cheese level - Cheese Curds

22. Tennessee Titans - I know you are 1-4.. but I promise there is still a chance.... just pull your life together. Cheese level - Brick Cheese

23. Minnesota Vikings - The life of a Vikings fan must be rough.. one week they can play like they are a top team in the league... other weeks they can go 0 of 8 passing with 3 picks and a fumble lost.... Atleast Josh "DABBS" is dead. Cheese level - Dick Cheese

24. New York Giants - This is a CPU team right?? the fact that this team has more wins than actual users makes me sad... Cheese level - N/A

25. Washington Redskins - Back to back CPUs???  Stop.... Cheese Level - N/A

26. Green Bay Packers - Well.... I'm not gona sugarcoat it.. you are currently bad.. Maybe the whole "be hard for Beathard" thing isnt working .. maybe its time to go to Bing at QB... or are you guys not "friends" anymore?? I'll see myself out now.. Cheese level - Cream Cheese

27. Oakland Raiders - Was this what the game plan was when you signed Cam Newton to ALL of the money ? I'd say probs not... theres still time to pull it together.. maybe you should start using that new controller now.. Cheese level - Nacho Cheese

28. Mexico City Diablos - Our new supreme leader... has not even played a game this season... maybe he should stop protecting our freedom and get his priorities straight. Cheese Level - TBD

29. Cincinnati Bengals - You are a poo cpu. Please find an owner who will love you.... Cheese level - N/A 

30. Brooklyn Barons - This guy was actually good... but we had to go ahead and scare him away with our dumb sim year... Atleast we got to do that draft.. Cheese level - N/A

31. Miami Dolphins - Atleast that 16 year old isnt running this team anymore.. Cheese level - N/A

32. Cleveland Browns - I hate that this team is so low... so much talent. But your owner doesnt love you enough to play with you.. Maybe he should give you up to someone who will show you some love. OOOORRR you can trade all your good players to Baltimore... I hear you can get some good deals from them.. Cheese level - Casu Marzu