So the new talk around the league is that the Saints are good? Sike! they are actually bad. The owner of the Saints, Sean O'Connor (or as he is more commonly known as "Bitch Boi Soccer"), was quoted in a previous news story saying that 

Tip Sucks. I think we'll start my 74-year old wife and her two artificial hips at tailback and still get a buck fifty on the ground agaisnt that poop show of a defense.

well that poop show of a defense showed those gross pansies over in New Orleans who their daddy is. DAK PRESCOTT, Todd Gurley, and the rest of that bum offense combined for a grand total of...... yeah wait for it it's a good number..... SIX TURNOVERS (FOUR I-N-Ts BAAABBYYYYY). Some people thought it was a good choice to select that long titty no nipple having ass bitch Prescoot in the first round of the fantasy draft but those people are wrong cause DP looked like the shitty fourth round rookie draft pick he really is while getting DP'd by the "poop show" defense. Saints are now four and ONE on the season and have been declared bad in the same way Michael Scott decalred bankruptcy.

""I DECLARE BAD" -wayne gretzky" - Schwifty Tip