Hell froze over today as news of the Cleveland Browns reaching the AFC playoffs made its way down to Satan and his minions.   Still gagging from the stench, Satan was asked his thoughts on the Browns reaching the wild card round and winning the AFC North. His response was two fold, "First, what the hell is that smell?  The Browns in the playoffs?  How did this shit happen?  Secondly, Da Fuq?  Who let those assholes win 11 games this year?"

Promising to utilize all the flames of hell to punish the other members of the AFC North for allowing this absurdity to occur, Satan froze hell over and set forth plans to relocate. While no immediate destination is known, it is widely speculated that Detroit will be the next location of his residence since the city already closely resembles hell anyway. 

The Vent League sewer system busted and stanky poop has been sprayed everywhere. Some teams have been unable to get clear of the tidal wave of turds making their way through the AFC North.  When asked about the team's recent success Coach Ding commented, 'it's a 60 minute game and no team can hold their breathe for 60 minutes, so eventually the smell creeps in and saps them of their will to fight.'   

While generally considered one of the least talented teams to enter an NFL season since 1912, these Browns have slogged their way to a 7-4 record and a one game lead in the AFC north, generally regarded as a cup cake division yet sporting multiple teams with winning records. 

Will this hodgepodge group of turds manage a playoff appearance?  Possibly. Hold your breathe regardless because you never know when the Brown crush will try to rub their stains on you.