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2017-09-25

Pregame: Chiefs, Broncos Show Solidarity

Pregame: Chiefs, Broncos Show Solidarity

Head coaches Ash Mann (KC) and Scott Patterson (DEN) came together during the national anthem this week to “show solidarity” by “lighting up a fatty and getting totally lit”.  In addition to the previous quotes by Coach Patterson, Ash Mann was interviewed on the public demonstration from the teams. 

“I feel like, well, like there isn’t enough… Haha…  Um, what was I saying again?     …oh yeah!  Just love man.  Love.  Gotta love one another.  Ya know…?    ……..…   BBQ sounds so good right now.”

Due to NFL restrictions on marijuana use and stadium smoking policies, the coaches were forced to smoke in the medical tent.  After snickering at the notion of marijuana being used in the medical tent, Coach Patterson elaborated on the rivals’ camaraderie.

“Dude, we boxed the sh*t out of that tent.  It was so hazy that I couldn’t see the cherry when the joint was in my mouth!”

While some thought the coaches were just blowing smoke, many called their symbol of solidarity inappropriate.  Several expressed their displeasure with statements like “there isn’t even green on the flag…” and “it’s odd to feel the need to ‘burn one’ when seeing the American flag”. 

Analysts expect a surge in delay of game penalties and a similar demonstration at half time.