It was a tumultuous season with ups and downs. Here are some highlights from a solid 2014 campaign: 

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The Miami Dolphins have had a great year under first year Los Madden head Coach Lavaque-Casali going 12-4 in the Regular season and clinching a Wild Card berth in the Playoffs. 

However starting QB Ryan Tannehill and Playmaker Lamar Miller as well as their solid starting WR all went down with season ending injuries as the season came down to a close. 

"We wont have any back in time for the playoffs and maybe even the super bowl if we got that incredibly lucky. I personally told Ryan that if he didn't break his pussy this year that he would have a long contract ahead. Now that his pussy is undoubtably broken we let him know we might look to move him in the offseason."

The Dolphins now look to face an extremely tough Jets team that swept them in the regular season. Matt Moore - " They are the ones that took down my Dog T Hill. I hope they burn in hell". Josh Freeman - " Yeah man it will feel good to get back out there after that last loss, coach told me I was useless and threatened to kill my youngest daughter. It really didn't make me feel good." Coach Lavaque openly questioned his teams toughness after the game calling them flat out "Pussy Bitches". The Organic Coaches were seen joking earlier in the week about the game but both know what is at stake. 

When questioned by the media Grandpa said - " They are a good team and uh... Have a Good Day". Without question the Jets Humble tactics have been working so far but coach Grandma raised the bar with a comment made about mike wallace (who he earlier traded to the Jets for 1st and 2nd round pick in this draft) - " Mike Wallace doesn't convince me, I thought he was great but I felt like he was comming onto me during my second year, we thought it would be best after the incident in the showers that we trade him immediately." 

With the season on the line for Dolphins and Mike Wallaces sexuality in question this Playoff Matchup is bound to be one of the most exciting round 1 games in quite some time. 

As Always with Love

- Man to Man Manhandeler from Phinside Access

Miami came out with a spectacular trade that saw verterans and large contracts of Ellerbe and Grimes leave Miami for a young shutdown corner. Then things got dicey..

Dolphins boldly traded away Mike Wallace for a 1st and 2nd round pick early in the season but quickly turned it into ammo to launch one of the largest trades in franchise history. The phins shipped a 1st 2nd, 4rth Charles Clay and Dion Jordan for Dontare Poe and Anthony Fasano quickly adding giant talented to an already #1 Ranked league Defense. 

Dolphins then struck again shipping reshad jones in the prime of his career for a 2nd 3rd and younger athletic but raw saftey Don Jones. A last second deal at the trade deadline saw the phins aquire A.c Leaonard for a 6th adding a fast TE with good hands and a weapon on offense. 

Miami was as active as its ever been shedding more than 30 mil in contracts while adding quality and young talent to the roster. Coach Drizzle was praised earlier for his cap friendly deals and aquisitions and he just looked at the reporter as if saying "bitch, are you serious?" He later took her into the back room and fucked her right in the pussy. 

Other Notes:

• It was a jubulous celebration in the locker room after the Lions game as players who have seen their friends go were reassured it was for the best. "Coach is ruthless, he has no heart, he has no fear" was said by numerous players as they gingerly walked out of the post game showers. For now it seems that the Fishes bold moves have payed off and the franchise looks like its headed in the right direction. 

- Man to Man Manhandler Column of Finside Access 

The Miami Dolphins have begun stadium rennovations and Steve Ross has announced he has hired Andrew Lavaque as coach of the Miami Dolphins. 

Although in cap hell the future of the Dolphins is starting to look pretty bright.