Building the Nest Strong

The Eagles have been building their nest strong. Aqcuiring players through Draft picks, Free agent signings and Trades. OLB Junior Gallette, WR Markus Barkley, QB Tater (Demonte Poteat), LE Jordan Riles, CB Scarndrick, CB (now Saftey) Logan Ryan, TE Fauria, LG Ronald Leary,  RT Cejay Crawford. All of these players are notable starters acquired from Barkley B. Cooltimes our GM. A smart dog that sniffs out the talent. 
Thanks to Mr.Cooltimes, the Eagles have sustained their rosters talent level despite father time bein a dick. 

With the future looking bright this draft class for the Eagles has officially taken the hearts of eagles fans by storm. After drafting Tater and HB Jenkins the Eagles traded Hero of Philadelphia and MVP Demarco Murray to the Steelers for a 2nd and ex cowboy and Steeler CB Orlando Scarndick, which makes things odd to say the least trading an ex cowboys for a another. This trade not only is a huge RB upgrade for the Steelers but also reigns in the long awaited lockdown corner since never for Philadelphia. Steelers starting corner Jalen Collins tore his groin in week 5, which gave Mr.Cooltimes a snicker as the Eagles have their ex-Scandrick. HB Jenkins has 8 total TDs making the gap left by Murray not as big as we all expected. Future HOF WR Markus Barkley is making a case already with his blazing speed like deseasn jackson, but unlike desean he hasn't gotten hurt yet (plz help me god don't get injured) and isn't a cry baby. Eight hundred yards and 9 touchdowns in 6 games is ridiculous and has definitley been the best WR of the past 2 drafts.

QB Tater has been likened to Mike Vick by alot of people around Los, quote from media source "he's black, fast, where's #7, has a dark visor, short, and could get taken out of the game at any moment." Tater has had a pretty good season so far, but he's still young and learning not to throw 4 picks in a game. After the loss to the chiefs where (you guessed it) he threw 4 picks he was quoted saying "I'm a rookie". Despite the 4 pick game he has a 122.4 QB rating through 6 weeks. WR Barkley has definitley helped him, along with his rookie roomate HB Burness Jenkins. The Trio look to stay in Philly a long time and get a SB one day, because if they don't the full force of Eagles fans will reign down boos like hellfire.

Barkley B. Cooltimes has already ran up his credit card knowing how much money this team wil pay off.

Things are looking up. maybe