To many, Coach Gregg was never even that good of a coach. As I sit here myself writing this article that so many of you anonymous league members have been begging me to write, I too think he’s always been mid tier junk.
There’s always been some illusion behind Gregg that he was a top tier user, maybe it was because he is a commish, maybe it was because he averaged .2 yards per carry at some random college, but nonetheless he has been putting up the facade that he is serious.
Fast forward to October 19th 2020, The facade has completely fallen. Coach cam just smacked him into an abyss once again. He literally stopped caring about his commish duties now that even the bottom the feeders are foaming at the mouth to get licks on the cowboys. Where was the advance after his loss? We are all confused. He held up the league to be petty because he can’t schedule a game since he doesn’t like to schedule a loss 24 hours after advance. Now the league is on pause because gregg STINKS.
How did gregg fall off so hard? It’s not like he got the team with the best roster in the game or anything right? Unfortunately he did. And he still can’t string together a winning season. It’s a sad site to see a coach struggling to the point where his losses become league losses because he won’t advance, he won’t schedule, he’s hiding from us all. If only cam had let him win maybe we could be in a new week in tfl.
Maybe one day gregg will come out of hiding. If I had to guess it would be right before madden 22 drops. Only to go into hiding about two weeks later when he is 2-7. It’s a sad site tfl but we can’t look away. Gregg is in fact, terrible.
- Pov
The infamous and always controversial NFL owner Coke finds himself in yet another scandal, this time involving Rams LB Mark Barron. After exhausting appeals with the Supreme Court, Commissioner Cam’s ruling was upheld forcing the Chargers to release Mark Barron. However, Coke failed to comply with the court’s ruling and attempted to flee the country with Barron in his private jet and move the team permanently to Venezuela. After 2 weeks of verbally abusing league owners during his bye week Commissioner Cam finally sent a swat team to Venezuela to rescue Barron and return him to the Rams. League owners have grown tired of Coke’s antics and I spoke to several sources who expect several team owners to delete the GroupMe app entirely as they anticipate new levels of douchebagism after this ruling went against Coke. Despite the off field issues and concerns surrounding Coke and his lack of an moral compass there is no denying his greatness. Taking Johnny Manziel out of rehab and inserting him into the starting lineup has the Chargers currently sitting atop the ESPN NFL Power Rankings through week 10. We reached out to Coke for a comment for this story and his only response was “ I’m gonna fuckin smack the shit out of all of these pussy losers as usual.” Team owners Scope, Greg, and Murda have started a petition to remove Coke from the league, which could get extremely ugly due to Coke’s ability to sabotage the league via the daddyleague site. The only thing saving Coke at this point is his relationship with NFL Commissioner Cam. It is almost unbelievable to think that Coke was the founding member of the 516 Legends league and ran the league successfully for years. Quite a fall from grace for Coke.
League commissioner “Cam” is under heavy scrutiny after several scandals have been brought to the surface. A source close to the situation says he would be surprised if the commissioner isn’t replaced by the end of the regular season. Commissioner Cam is no stranger to scandal as he was the leader of the terrorist group referred to as QB Sprint Cheese. After completing court appointed rehabilitation Cam won the race for league commissioner but it appears he has relapsed as he finds himself back in the center of controversy. Cam’s defense attorney asserts that their client is not responsible for these actions as these issues are the direct result of the season 1 AFC Championship game, in which Cam sustained a violent smack attack to his fucking face by the controversial “Coke”.