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2020-10-15

Panthers Season Recap

The panthers started off the season literally crawling out of the starting gate losing 4 out of their first 5 games which is a death sentence in the most competitive division in the league. Most coaches would’ve folded and called it a year tanking for draft picks after a horrid and disappointing start but not the head ball coach of the panthers, at a press conference following the 1-4 start he had a message for all the national pundits and critics poking fun at their misfortune “fuck all that noise, we’re gonna lineup and hit motherfuckers in the mouth every play regardless of who it is”. So after some rousing locker room speeches and occasional huff sessions of dear antler spray in between quarters the panthers went on to put the league on notice winning 6 straight to end the season. One of those signature victories came at the expense of the New Orleans Saints. There’s always been bad blood between these two franchises but it got a little extra spice added when the head coach of the saints decided to use putdowns and poor tasting jokes directed at the coach of the panthers, not to mention the ostracizing on Facebook and MySpace along with the shit talk via text message. When asked about the extra motivation the coach of the panthers simply replied “tell that pusspop huff to get ready”, and was he ready? No he was not, losing in heartbreaking fashion in the closing moments like the punk ass bitch he is. The panthers put the league on notice with the way they closed out the year and they’ll be ready to slap the shit not only out of the NFC South, but the league as a whole.

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