We are off to a hot start! 6-1 has never felt better. We learned a lot from our loss last week to NE. We have yet to play from behind, and have the experience needed to battle back in what felt like a playoff game. We came up short in the redzone which could have taken the lead.
We have trained Jimmy G how to dive correctly for the pylon instead of running out of bounds afraid to make an error. That was step 1!
We welcome Nick Bosa Back after missing multiple games due to a dislocated shoulder. We appreciate the next man up motto, but there is no way in hell you can replace a game changing DE like that with a backup or bum from the practice squad. Fred Warner is out for nearly half a season, if it wasn't for our strong LB group to pick up the slack we'd be much more worried. Coach Nick Carroll is going to focus on taking the reigns of the MLB Leon Jacobs (with a blazing 88 speed) we happily stole from the raiders practice squad. Faithful to the bay bitch!
RT McGlinchey has also been inactive due to injury but will make his much needed return in a couple games. We started off the year with some key trades. We are in win now mode, we can and will make a deep playoff run! Courtland Sutton has fit in very well and rounded out the previously much to be desired WR corp. JC Jackson was also aquired from the Patriots in a trade to become the student of grizzled vet Richard Sherman. Two young players that should remain with us for the cycle.
Now on to some bitter news. We must take action-we were made aware that kendrick bourne was boasting about his upgrade post game on twitter. We don't stand for bullshit. He dropped a key 3rd down conversion, and it pissed head coach off so much in his head it was 3-4 3rd down drops. Might as well have been. He sat on the bench and was in on a few specific packages. Damn fool is in the doghouse with Pettis. In another dimension Pettis is a bum, and I don't stand for his cat like behaviour on sundays. Please come give him a fresh start once the offseason hits.
Fuck the cowboys. Congrats CoachMac for shane wynn has blessed you yet again.
If the titans don't play in oilers uniforms when we meet in a future game..... Santa Clara will riot
That sums up our mid season report card. Until the next time mostert runs the ball down your throat-
Forever Faithful