Raiders owner Jahkbar X had a sex tape leak over the weekend. After he is done putting it on her the way only a real MooSlim could, he receives a phone call. Who exactly is on the other side of the phone is still a mystery but the context of the conversation is clear as day. "Carr? He's a fucking bum, first chance we get he's gone. The Raiders are staying in Oakland, Carr isn't." When asked about his comments Jahkbar X didn't back down. "Yeah I said it, and I meant it, we got 6 wins in two years and he makes 21 million dollars. 21 million has to buy me more than 6 wins in two years, it's that simple." 

Late last night there was a horrific bombing of the Raiders Las Vegas Stadium. The stadium was set to open next season but with this tragedy things have changed drastically. "  

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Was the response from the Raiders new owner Jahkbar X Sr, who is an Oakland native. Some people think that there is something fishy going on here but it's too early to tell. The SFL offices are conducting a thorough investigation to make sure there was no wrongdoing on the Raiders part in the bombing. We will keep you updated as this is one of the biggest stories in sports history but as of now the Raiders are stuck in Oakland. 

In a press conference yesterday, the Los Angeles Rams head coach Ahkbar X made it clear that former #1 pick Jared Goffs starting spot was not guaranteed for next season. “We are evaluating lots of positions this off-season, quarterback being one of them.” When asked if forer UCLA standout Brett Hundley was brought in to compete for a starting job here was coaches answer “ Brett was definitely brought in to compete for a starting job, while we improved dramatically last year we still weren’t a playoff team. Jared has known this spot was his for a few years now and we haven’t seen the improvement we’d like from him. Maybe bringing in someone to compete will help light his fire, or maybe it will light Brett’s, either way the job is up for grabs and both of these young men will have ample opportunity to prove themselves to be the starting quarterback of this football team.” 

In a recent interview with the local Islam Tribune, LA Rams superstar Aaron Donald has let it be known this is his last year in a Rams uniform. Even though the Rams offer was almost 10 million more than what Donald originally asked for, he still decided to turn down their contract offer. Rams owner and GM Jahkbar X had this to say about the situation " We even offered him more than what he asked for to show him how much we value and respect him as a player. Sometimes things just don't work out." 

MFL network reporters caught up with Donald himself after practice yesterday. "I love the people here, I love my teammates and the coaching staff. But I'm also a very devout Christian and the whole Muslim pride thing doesn't really work for me. Nothing personal but I take my religion very seriously and this just doesn't sit well with me morally." 

While teams know Donald is up for a contract extension this year, that shouldn't stop a team from taking a chance to be the first with a shot to sign Donald. If he hits free agency he is projected to command at least 180-200 million dollars in the free market. 

The Rams have come to terms with the MFL Network (Muslim Football Network) to broadcast all of their games for the next 10 years. With Jahkbar X owning both the Rams and the MFL network the deal seemed inevitable. The Rams are the first team in the SFL to strike a TV deal, when asked here's what owner Jahkbar X had to say. "With this deal our games will be broadcasted all over America and 15 Muslim countries to start out. We are going to bring American football to the world here in LA." 

Some have expressed concerns seeing that Jahkbar owns both the team and the network. "I make the money, I do what I want with it and I wanted my team to have thier own network. Don't like it do something about it." 

After a flat out lethargic offensive season last year, the LA Rams have decided to go in a new direction. They have decided to hire Rams head coach Ahkbar X's brother Abdul-Rasheed X.

When asked about the hire head coach X said " his offense is new, something fresh and that's what we need right now." OC X was asked about the hire he had this to say "I'm excited to be here and be able to to work with my brother. I've got big plans for this offense, we've got a lot of playmakers and I plan to put them in the position to do just that." 

After what we saw last season, the Rams offense has nowhere to go but up. With a new face behind the play calling maybe we will see a few of these weapons on offense help propel the team to a playoff spot.

Stephen A Smith: We had high hopes for the Rams last year coach, what happened? 

Ahkbar X: We couldn't stay out of our own way. Turnovers killed any chance we had of winning most games. We also had some key injuries down the stretch that really hurt our team. 

Stephen A Smith: What about defensively? 

Ahkbar X: Defensively I thought we were really good. We put the defense in a ton of bad spots with our offensive struggles. If we can give them some help on offense I think our defense will be just fine. 

Stephen A Smith: What is your focus for the off-season? Where can this team improve the most?

Ahkbar X: First and foremost it starts with coaching. I have to do a better job of  preparing my team during the week. Another place we can improve is he offensive line. We lost a few key prices this year so we will definitely be aggressively pursuing any offensive linemen that we feel fit our scheme. 

Stephen A Smith: Thank you for your time today coach. Look forward to doing this against soon

Ahkbar X: No problem Steve thanks for having me...Muslim out! 

Bengals "Barely" Get The 34-31 Win 

This was a classsic game between division rivals. It had everything you would expect from an AFC North game. Big hits, touchdowns, and a close finish. The first half  was a good one. Rod Sreater continues to impress in the new system. The Browns gave up 17 second quarter points. The second half was better for the offense. They put up 24 points and Josh Gordon got his first TD catch of this young season. Ben Tate and CJ Spiller combines for just over 100 yards and 2 touchdown runs. Johhny Manziel did everything he could to help the team come out with the win but ultimately the defense didnt get the job done allowing 34 points. 

"You wont win very many games in this league giving up 34 points. We have to do better on defense. Simple as that." - Browns head coach David Shaw