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2015-11-21

Power Rankings #1

10. Eagles (5-1)- I tried not to put myself on this list but after back to back 21 point comebacks coupled with the number 2 offense and number 3 defense, I think I've earned a temporary spot in the rankings.

9. Steelers (3-3)- Steelers have been up and down all year. Steel's stat lines fall somewhere around league average and he seems to be playing down to his opponents but hasn't really shown the ability to play up thus far.

8. Chargers (3-3)- Zach had a rough start to the year against Doom, Rwalk, and Vintage but his schedule levels out from here on out.

7. Dolphins (5-1)- Felix has somehow cracked the top ten behind the 6th best defense in the league. He'd be higher but his only impressive win was against the Seahawks.

6. Bills (5-1)- Bills are a fairly middle of the road team 10th beat offense and 11th best defense. Tends to overuse Watkins, but he's beat up on Patriots twice this year so he's good by me.

5. Ravens (4-2)- Tough team boasting a top 10 offense and defense. They look to be the favorites in their division but they have two big tests coming up against the Patriots and the Bengals.

4. Seahawks (5-1)- The leagues 7th ranked offense has impressed me so far scoring a league high 33 points a game on average. That being said Paul has yet to beat a single player with a winning record.

3. Bears (4-2)- Snorkel's top tier offense has carried him so far but if he can't get his below standards defense to pick it up he'll come up short when it counts this year.

2. Buccaneers (4-2)- Rico has been impressive this year when he can play, but just like Snorks his defense is a glaring weakness.

1. Cowboys (6-0)- The Cowboys may be hovering around league average in ypg but they are top ten in scoring, add in that they're holding teams to an average of 13 points a game and you have a recipe for a number one contender.

2015-10-05

Weekly Power Rankings #2

10. Indianapolis Colts (6-3)- The Colts through 9 weeks have the 9th overall defense in the league allowing just short of 250 yards total offense a game. This is coupled with the number 8 offense featuring an above average YPG. None of this is that impressive until you consider this teams 3 losses are on games where the opponent played his CPU.

 

9. Houston Texans (7-1)- The Cry...I mean Houston Texans are 7-1 coming off a big win against the then undefeated Titans. That win is the only reason this team is making more than an honorable mention. The Texans boast the number 6 offense by points scored but ranks in the low teens on defense.

 

8. Miami Dolphins (5-3)- 2-1 in the last week losing a close one to the Texans this team is a shoe in to win the AFC east with the Patriots playing poorly and no other real competition to speak of. It also helps that they have a top 5 offense and top 10 defense.

 

7.Jacksonville Jaguars (6-2)- Even a week away with his boyfriend couldn't stop this team. 2-0 against week opponents kept Smoove in the playoff race. That being said this teams true test is coming up next week the Ravens, Titans, and Chargers will not go down easy.

 

6.Dallas Cowboys (6-2)- This Team had an impressive week beating Steel and Philly while losing a close one to Halpin. Capa will go as far as his number 4 defense will carry him and besides a week 14 match up with the Packers the rest of their schedule should move them easily into a wildcard spot.

 

5.St. Louis Rams (5-3)- Doom had a rough week, a cpu loss to the Browns and a 1 possession loss to the Vikings in week 9. But that's to be expected when your defense ranks in the bottom part of the league. Fortunately his offense is top 2 and he's one of the league's best users. That being said he has Rwalk this week...Good luck.

 

4.Green Bay Packers (7-1)- God dammit I hate putting this little fuck in the top 4 but other than a close loss to Doom he's managed to pull out every game this season. I don't want to say anything else because I'm trying my best not to puke. At least he still has to play Zeek twice and Snorkel once.

 

3.Oakland Raiders (7-1)- This team has handled opponents this year with a league leading 9.9 points allowed per game. Other than his week 2 loss to Rwalk and a close one against the Steelers the Raiders have coasted to 7-1. He has the Vikings coming up next and a week 12 match up with his brother, but if his defense can pull those out I don't see anyone taking Snorks first round bye in the playoffs away.

 

2.Minnesota Vikings (7-1)- The Vikings have the 5th overall defense and the 9th best offense. They are rolling through the NFC coming off a huge win over the highly touted St. Louis Rams. They have the league's best defense coming up in Oakland and their first match up with division rivals Green Bay, but if I'm being honest I don't see anyone in the NFC stopping this juggernaut from taking the #1 seed.

 

1. Baltimore Ravens (8-0)- What can I say Rwalk has the league's best offense averaging 38 points a game, while simultaneously having the second best defense allowing just 10. At some point he just needs to open a school and stop beating up on us. The Ravens have Smoove, Doom, and Knashville coming. Doom has beaten him before but his defense just doesn't have what it takes this year.

 

 

Honorable mentions:

Pittsburgh Steelers (4-5)- Nachos is a good user and has proven that even in an off year. He played close with Snorks but his division is all but locked up for the foreseeable future.

Kansas City Chiefs (5-3)- David has picked it up after a 1-2 start beating the Steelers and the Lions.

New York Giants(7-2)- This team is close to making the list. Top of their dvision and sporting the 3rd best defense. Unfortunately I think their offense is just too predictable right now.

Carolina Panthers(3-5)- New user, came into a beat up team and played a game he should have won against a decent NFC opponent. I think this team makes a turn around to save this season, but it might be too late for any playoff hopes.

2015-09-27

Weekly Power Rankings

10. Chargers- The Chargers are currently 4-1 with the #8 defense and are coming off an impressive win over the Steelers. With Snorks, Rwalk, and Stokes on the horizon I don't see Chargerhouse making the list next week.

 

9.  Packers- Stokes is the shocker of Madden 16. His play it safe offense has led him to a 4-1 record but we'll see if he can keep it up against some of the better talent within his division.

 

8. Jaguars- Somehow Smoove has stumbled his way onto this list with a 4-2 record. The Jaguars are in the top ten for offense and defense despite a pair of losses, but rumors are swirling that the coaching staff has abandoned the team for 3 weeks to go on a homosexual cruise.

 

7. Dolphins- Randy's still Salty after being smacked by Reece's little brother, but I expect him to bounce back. Even with 2 losses the Dolphins have the 3rd ranked Defense and 4th ranked offense making them one of the more balanced teams in the league.

 

 6. Titans- Little Snorks, the only other undefeated team besides Rwalk, currently sitting pretty with the 5th ranked offense and 7th ranked defense. An impressive win over the Dolphins got him in the top ten but I'm not sold just yet.

 

5. Cardinals- Savage has struggled early on with some sims but still boasts a top ten offense. His user record can't be ignored and I think he turns it around in the coming weeks...unless he continues to ignore Madden for 2K.

 

4. Vikings- Zeek, Zack, Zach whatever he wants to be called hasn't been tested much this year but you can't argue he's a good user and is all but guaranteed to win his division. (If he sticks around)

 

3. Raiders- Snorks may be Rwalk's only competition this year tied with him in offensive output and running right there with him on defense. Snorlax you're our only hope!

 

2. Rams- Doom has the 25th ranked defense, but it doesn't matter because his #1 offense is outscoring everyone in the league. Also he recently became a web designer.

 

1. Ravens- With the 3rd highest scoring offense and the best defense in the league it's hard to find a fault in Rwalk's game...please someone find a fault.

 

 

Honorable Mentions:

Giants

Cowboys

Patriots

Steelers