I see you Thomas Coward

I see you Minor Wright

I’m coming for that butthole

Better clench those cheeks tight

- Shady

Despite having a defense ranked 6th overall, the Eagles finished their season on Sunday with a total of four measly wins. Owner Zalot said that despite the poor finish, he will give Chip Kelly another season as head coach. Many believe the poor season was due to the difficulty the offense had transitioning to a new QB in Nick Foles after trading Vick early in the season. The Eagles look to have the number 6 overall pick in the upcoming draft and they must decide whether to continue to develop Foles, who finished the season with a 26-19 TD INT ratio and 3247 passing yards, or whether to draft/trade for a new quarterback. Stay tuned as a decision will likely be made this week.