http://www.twitch.tv/mstuttstsl/v/32760116 7:15

This. This is what I call, AIDS. Or madden anal penetration

Madden let the returner magically survive approximately 8 hits on his way to the gayest kick return of all time as Madden laughed and penetrated every gmen on the field. Giants coach Kenan Keith said post game, "As the returner escaped I felt the AIDS creep up inside me. Fuck Jo and John Madden."

Paypal donations accepted to repair my broken asshole.

Paypal donations also accepted to deport all TSL spicks/portuguese

Steelers coach King Killa was seen crying after yet another loss. When asked about his recent team's struggles, he responded to our reporter, "It's just madden bullshit, mane." Killa was later seen listening to Adele, crying in the Heinz Field parking lot. Many wonder if it's the Madden gods punishing him, for drafting like an asshole, mane.

In other news, the Gmen are 7-0 and rolling, with the Seashits (run by a somewhat spicky Irishman Epone) being the only other undefeated. In his joy, Coach Kenan Keith did hit the clubs after another win over the Cowboys. Sadly, he was arrested outside a New York club for drug possesion, along with Niners owner Chokolate. No word has been released by the teams or the league.

TSL IS BACKKKKKKKKK

and so are my accurate predictions. Im never wrong.

AFC

1. Shelly (Raiders)

2. Noodles (Jets)

3. Killa (Steelers) (only cause that div weak)

4. Signman (Titans)

5. Remo (Chiefs)

6. Diddy (Pats)

NFC

1. Nick (Lions)

2. Epone (Seashits)

3. Stutts (Gmennnn)

4. Queens (Falcons)

5. Chok (49ers)

6. Doce (Cowgirls)

And in a shocking turn of events Signman meets Epone in the bowl. Epone sadly puts down Signman and wins another bowl for team euroscum.