Daddyleagues

Would I Buy This Tank

New York Giants

Cons:

-Would ALLOW 21 enemies to infiltrate a winning effort

-Not that great of protecting up front.

-Will only function on American soil.

Pros:

-Can trade a piece of think tank to another for a inflated price.

-Can yell “Bing Bong” on every red button push.

-Run’s decently, but can’t pass a maintenance check

6.7/10 would purchase.

Chicago Bears

Cons:

-Has a new radio, but not a lot of picks for station selection.

-Drives well on pavement, but sucks with Fields

-can mainly only find these battery powered, as they’re normally operated by kids.

Pros:

-pretty consistent with performance so you know what you’re getting.

-responds quick in surprise public altercations

-If ever the need to abort, the seatbelt snaps quick.

5/10 would purchase.

Houston Texans

Cons:

-Takes a while to get used to the environment but runs well after.

-was once mistreated by a service member, but has been repaired.

-Is following behind a better model released last year with mostly the same functions.

Pros:

-Appearance is peak, would do well for tik tok fame.

-Was manufactured in the same factory as last cycles most valuable tank.

-comes with blueprints and spreadsheets for well planned attacks.

9/10 would purchase

Seattle Seahawks

Cons:

-hard to find good insurance, if it breaks, you take all responsibility and not the company.

-hard to get Tua base with an inaccurate GPS.

-one of the grossest tank jobs last year and the same company made this one.

Pros:

-Comes with a fast, Lockett safe box that’s barely used.

-Stays away from a DangeRuss situation.

-will be the most consistent in the tank game.

8.2/10 would purchase.