BarstoolTV Interview

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Barstool Interview  

 

Welcome to BarstoolTV! Today we will be interviewing Coach Kad from the New England Patriots after their “shocking” win over the Bills earlier today

 

(Q) how are you feeling after this win?

 

(A) “We are feeling ecstatic after this win. It's always great to beat a divisional opponent. It's even more great to whip them so bad that they cry about it mid-game."

 

 

(Q) What was your message to your team before and after the game?

(A) “The message was clear: win don't turn over the ball and you will win. Look up the box-score. The team with less turnovers won."

 

 

(Q) I saw from your PR team the opposing coach was whining mid game, what do you think about that?

 

       (A) “The opposing coach is a triple-crown cry baby. I've never heard a grown man refer to shedding actual tears as mental warfare...but it's 2022 and we want to meet people where they're at. Good for him. Warfare = W for us. We will take it. Maybe less time whining and more time winning would help the Bills players focus."

 

 

(Q) What do you expect from this team next time around?

        (A) They will want blood. I expect Josh Allen to roll out / shuck & jive 10x more than he did this game. Which is wild, because that's the only way this team can compete."

 

 

 

(Q) Was there anything said between the two sides after the game? The field looked to get a little chippy at some points.

 

(A) "I told the opposing team that when FA comes around, maybe they want to come to a team where the coach won't be crying, whining, shucking and jiving mid-game. Told some of those X-factor / Superstar players that the spotlight should be on them, not a coach that proudly wears a triple-crown for being the least likeable, most un-fun, and biggest complainer. A lot of those guys chuckled, only a few told me to fuck off. I think some Bills will be patriots following the 3+1 turnover."