Key's Marketing: Season 73

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Salutations, Folks. Welcome to Season 73's edition to "Key's Marketing," where we will offer you the best stock advice from our brokerage surrounding the best and worst shares of all 32 football clubs. As we know, the mraket can be volitile and many decisons, acquisitions, turnover in leadership, and even up to rule ammendments, can have many adverse effects on the state of a share. But fret-not, investors! Key is here to give you the rundown to help navigate a very daunting arena to give you the best outlook on you investments!

 

Before we begin, lets first delve into some importnant pharses and symbols to help you be well versed in the market. These tools will give you the proper insight on what stocks are trending in the right direction--or taking a perilous plunge in the wrong direction--and whether or not you should buy, sell, or hold. As the season progresses, we will analyze what outside contributing factors heavily affect a teams' stock for the future of your investment. We will only focus on the top 10, so get tose portfolios ready and lets flood the market!

 

                                                                                            LEGEND:

 

                                                                                                         ???? = Stock increasing

                                                                                                         ???? = Stock decreasing

                                                                                                          ↔? = Stock hold

                                                                                                         ???? = Bearish, belief that stock will fall

                                                                                                         ???? = Bullish, belief that stock will rise

 

1)  Washington Football Team: ????????????

 Football Team has just come off of an illustrious Season 72, capped off by Coach Chapstick's 1st Superbowl. With 21 of 22 starters returning to Washington, along side a very talented group of incoming rookies, this is an absolute long-term investment that yeilds quarterly dividends which will carry you for a lifetime. An expensive stock, but if you have the funds, buy as much of it as you can.

 

2)  Baltimore Ravens: ????

Despite early season struggles last year, Coach Adelmann silenced his critics, leading the Ravens to an impressive 12-5 record and the #1 seed in the AFC. Though the season ended with a disappointing playoff exit in the Divisional Round, the Ravens have a tried-and-true stock that continues to thrive in a flooded market. Adding rookies Carl Paterson and Antwuan Leslie to lead the defensive charge--not to mention the virtuosity of the great Lamar Jackson--the Ravens have demonstrated it's capabilites to withstand the volitility and have become an almost inelastic product. Buy and reap the benefits.

 

3)  Miami Dolphins: ↔?????

Coach Terrance Spitz led his Dolphins to an improbable run to the Superbowl, his first apperance since his stint with the Bengals in 2019. All accolades and accomplishments mentioned, I would be remiss to say that the team has exhibited rather questionable business moves, thus causing sporadic movement in the market. The cieling for this stock is high, but the floor is just as low. For now, high volume has some-what positive sentiments, so any investor with this stock should hold. However, I wouldn't encourage new investors to buy, as the aforementioned shortcomings do have me feeling rather bearish.

 

4)   Carolina Panthers: ????????

Another club coming off of a strong season, only to have their season ended prematurely in an early playoff exit, the Panthers loaded up with an influx of volume, Bringing in veterans Xavien Howard and DeForest Buckner. With new additions, as well as the growth of Elam, I am buying this stock and expect a surge in it's share price with a ton of free float. Buy while you can.

 

5)  Tennessee Titans: ????????

A great gauge to determine the life and health of a stock is the amount of volume and float. Though the Tittans have been a strong team, coming off a Divison Title and a deep playoff run, the volume just isnt there. Replacing Brady with Wilson, while failing to bring in new talent and develop young players, it seems as though they are content with using band aids just to get by. With no mergers in place and stagnant volume, I am selling this stock while it still has value. Maybe you get in on the dip later, but don't get stuck holding the bag.

 

6)   Kansas City Chiefs: ↔?????

The Chiefs have been consistent over the years, maintaining a safe business model and never falling below even on earnings. Safe is not also best, as no risk puts a very long play on a stock--something that deters the day traders from dropping top dollar. The Chiefs completely flipped that approach, bringing in veteran Michael Pierce, while loading up with young talent, led by Adam Teel. Taking risks and trying to make a splash has me very Bullish on this stock. I'm holding for now, but throwing some Call Options on this for the future.

 

7)   Minnesota Vikings: ????

Being an industry giant can often times be lonely. Great volume and a ton of free float--not to mention being in a thriving sector that will alwasy perform--the only knock on the Vikings is that it's a long-term play and not a cash grab. That isn't a bad thing either. This a safe, sure-fire stock that will be the bulk of any portfolio; are you willing to pay the price to get in in the question. I'm always buying, and you should too. Just don't expect to get rich tomorrow, unless you're a trust fund baby or Coach Astin himeself.

 

8)  Tampa Bay Buccaneers: ↔?↔?

Coach Roc is as decorated as they come, with a business model that has stood the test of time. The Bucs seem to be in a situation similar to the Titans were age and a thriving industry could have adverse effects on the team. Losing Ali Marpet was a big loss, but Bringing in young talent Jaelen Philips does show that the team is invested and very much a player in the market. Hold this stock and let the diamond hands prevail, hopefully.

 

9)   Houston Texans: ????

If you got this stock as an IPO, you are probably somewhere in Dubai on a jetski taking in the Persian Gulf ambiance. two seasons removed from a Superbowl in just their second season going public, The Texans will always be a stock that will thrive. For now, an aging team that may see some turnover soon, now would be a great time to sell and make a profit, but look to get back in on the dip.

 

10)   San Francisco 49ers: ????????

Another highly esteemed and decorated coach, the Niners saw a bit of a hit to their morale amongst investors after losing the divison title and losing in the first round of the playoffs--albeit to the eventual Super Bowl champions. The Niners bounceed back, making a huge splash in acquiring veteran Stephon Gilmore and developing Trey Lance. With a surprisingly low price, I am buying as much of this stock as I can because the benefits will be unreal.

 

Honorable Mentions: Rams (????), Raiders (????????), Bills (????), Chargers (↔?↔?), Cardinals (????), Bengals (????????????), Giants (↔?).

 

-- Keyshawn Johnson @RZ_Keys2DaCity