MinScrewed Jaguars

by pallen722 | 4 years ago | 0 Comments

By: Earl Mojica (Jacksonville Sun)

“I think every woman should get double penetrated at least once. It’s an intense experience, even if you just do it with a large toy and a person, or two toys and yourself. I just think every girl should try it.”

– Joanna Angel

As I sat up last night trying to digest the ass whopping the Colts gave the Jaguars, I struggled to come up with words to inspire the fan base that this was just an experience that Minshew had to go through to become the QB and team leader we all know he is. It was then I remembered the inspirational words of adult entertainer Joanna Angel and it all made sense. In last nights game it was two large dicks being wielded by Kenny Moore II and Bobby Okereke. They combined for an interception and 2 sacks one leading to a fumble returned for 6. Minshew not only dealt with those two but had to endure a bukkake finish as the rest of the Colts defense having their shot with him.

I have always explained to my son it is moments like these that make you a man. Still not sure why he turned into a degenerate with a napoleon complex but that session is for another day. Minshew will learn from this, he will know what the game feels like at its worst and motivate the team to be their best. Outside of the interceptions he completed 72% of attempts for 337 yards. Once he works out the timing with receivers in the red zone the TD’s will come and the INT’s will go. The RB combo of Fournette and Thompson played great combining for 130 yards and a TD.

Next week we travel to Nashville to take on the Titans. This will be another test for Minshew, and I believe he will prove himself. While he sits up late in the hotel room digesting game tape from the Titans impressive victory of the Broncos. I will be visiting my favorite water hole, Crazy Town. If all else fails in Nashville, you will at least get some good stories out of me come Monday.