BREAKING NEWS: Flacco Benched

by Vandalay14 | 8 years ago | 4 Comments

BREAKING NEWS:

Baltimore Ravens quarterback Joe Flacco will be benched for the first offensive play of the team's week 13 matchup against the Cincinnati Bengals.  Team officials confirmed the suspension, but did not elaborate further.

Sources say that the suspension is due to a dress code issue, related to Flacco's "unibrow".  If so, this will be the first such suspension under Head Coach Art Vandalay.