I'm back, bitches.

After turning 25, getting engaged, and buying a house, the storm of life has calmed enough for me to pour some unnecessary time into this worthless piece of shit game.

So without further ado, I present my first power rankings blog (actually, just my first blog in general) of Madden 18.

1. Dallas Cowboys (11-0):

Bills - 0

Broncos - 0

Browns - 0

Buccaneers - ...