THE DW AWARDS
SEASON 45 EDITION
THE BILL BELICHICK AWARD
(Most wins during regular season)
Ravens (QP)
In Season 45…QP finished with a 14-3 record, the most wins in the SML.
THE CFL AWARD
(Fewest wins during regular season)
Jets (KJ) & Rams (Field)
KJ & Field finished with a regular season record of 1-16, the worst record in the SML.
THE TANK AWARD
(Award for the team that performed the most below expectations during the regular season)
Bills (Woods)
I don’t know if this qualifies as tanking, but Woods started off the year on fire winning 3 consecutive POTW Awards in a row only to finish 6-11 on the season.
THE BRICK SHITHOUSE AWARD
(THE DUMP AWARD)
(Best offensive team in the league based on total yards)
Cardinals (NYT)
NYT dominated on offense in Season 45 leading the league in total offensive yards with 6509 yards total.
THE PEYTON MANNING AWARD
(Most passing yards during regular season)
Bills (Woods)
Woods led the league in passing this season with 4493 total yards.
THE ERIC DICKERSON AWARD
(Most rushing yards during regular season)
Cardinals (NYT)
NYT led the league in total rushing yards with 2390 total.
THE JOHN FOX AWARD
(Highest scoring team during regular season)
Cardinals (NYT)
NYT led the league in scoring averaging 34.6 PPG.
THE DAN MARINO AWARD
(Most touchdown passes thrown during regular season)
Bills (Woods)
Woods led the league in total passing touchdowns on the season with 52 total.
THE LADAINIAN TOMLINSON AWARD
(Most rushing touchdowns scored during regular season)
Falcons (Dan)
Dan led the league in total rushing touchdowns with 31 total..
THE MICHAEL THOMAS AWARD
(Most receptions during regular season)
Patriots (Figg)
Figg’s WR Quez Watkins led the SML with the most receptions in the league with 82 total on the season.
THE MEGATRON AWARD
(Most receiving yards during regular season)
Texans (ZZ)
ZZ’s WR Mecole Hardman led the league in total receiving yards with 1394 total.
THE RANDY MOSS AWARD
(Most receiving touchdowns during regular season)
Ravens (QP)
QP’s WR Marquise Brown led the league in receiving touchdowns with 18 total.
THE STEEL CURTAIN AWARD
(Fewest total defensive yards given up during regular season)
Colts (Prime)
Prime finished the season with the best defense in the SML allowing only 4291 total yards on defense.
THE MARVIN LEWIS AWARD
(Fewest defensive points allowed during regular season)
Panthers (Fazz)
Fazz gave up the fewest amount of points on defense on the season with only 347 (20.4 PPG) total.
THE BUDDY RYAN AWARD
(Most total defensive team sacks during the regular season)
Colts (Prime)
Prime led the league in total sacks on defense with 48 total, 5 more than the next closest opponent.
THE SID GILLMAN AWARD
(Most defensive team interceptions during regular season)
Colts (Prime)
Prime led the league in total interceptions on defense with 45 total, 2 more than the next closest opponent.
THE TOM BRADY AWARD
(Fewest interceptions thrown during regular season)
Panthers (Fazz)
Fazz led the league in fewest interceptions thrown with only 8 total, 6 interceptions less than the next closest opponent.
THE TOM CATLIN AWARD
(Most total defensive team takeaways during regular season)
Colts (Prime)
Prime led the league in total takeaways on defense with 50 total.
THE PARTICIPATION TROPHY AWARD
(Fewest total offensive yards during regular season)
Jets (KJ)
KJ finished dead last in total offensive yards with 3904 total on the season.
THE POLISHED TURD AWARD
(Lowest scoring offense during the regular season)
Jets (KJ)
KJ finished the season with the lowest scoring offense in the league averaging only 12.2 PPG, 8.8 PPG less than the next closest opponent.
THE SWISS CHEESE AWARD
(Most total defensive yards given up during the regular season)
Patriots (Figg)
Figg allowed the most total yards on defense on the season allowing 6655 total yards of offense.
THE DOORMAT OF THE YEAR AWARD
(Most points given up on defense during the regular season)
Patriots (Figg)
Figg gave up the most total points on defense on the season giving up 622 (36.6 PPG) points.
THE POWDER PUFF AWARD
(Fewest sacks during regular season)
Patriots (Figg)
Figg only recorded 13 sacks with his Patriots defense in Season 45, 3 less than the next closest opponent.
THE GIVE IT AWAY GIVE IT AWAY GIVE IT AWAY NOW AWARD
(Most total giveaways on offense during the regular season)
Seahawks (Spooky)
Spooky led the league in giveaways turning the ball over 55 times during the regular season.
THE STEVIE WONDER AWARD
(Most interceptions thrown during regular season)
Seahawks (Spooky)
Spooky led the league in most interceptions thrown during the regular season with 50 total, 5 more than the next closest opponent.
THE BUTTERFINGER AWARD
(Most fumbles lost during regular season)
Jaguars (Matt), Dolphins (Mike), & Bills (Woods)
Matt, Mike, & Woods led the league with the most fumbles lost during the regular season with 9 total.