DW'S SML AWARDS - SEASON 44 EDITION
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THE DW AWARDS
SEASON 44 EDITION
THE BILL BELICHICK AWARD
(Most wins during regular season)
Ravens (QP)
In Season 44…QP finished with a 14-3 record, the most wins in the SML.
THE CFL AWARD
(Fewest wins during regular season)
Football Team (DW)
DW finished with a regular season record of 1-16, the worst record in the SML.
THE TANK AWARD
(Award for the team that performed the most below expectations during the regular season)
Football Team (DW)
Handed one of the best teams in the league, DW underperformed all season and was even called out by many in the league for possibly tanking (not true…but I’ll give myself the award anyway because no one else fits this bill).
THE MARV LEVY AWARD
(A dominant regular season performance but no luck in the playoffs award)
Chargers (Meats)
In the great words of Pauly, Meats was a regular season hero and a playoff zero. Heading into the playoffs with a great record of 10-7, Meats fell short in his playoff game against Spades to hold onto his title of the SML’s folding chair.
THE BRICK SHITHOUSE AWARD
(THE DUMP AWARD)
(Best offensive team in the league based on total yards)
Steelers (Spades)
Spades dominated on offense in Season 44 leading the league in total offensive yards with 6283 yards total.
THE PEYTON MANNING AWARD
(Most passing yards during regular season)
Broncos (Colt)
Colt led the league in passing this season with 4509 total yards.
THE ERIC DICKERSON AWARD
(Most rushing yards during regular season)
Browns (Bomber)
Bomber led the league in total rushing yards with 2634 total.
THE JOHN FOX AWARD
(Highest scoring team during regular season)
Titans (DRNB)
DRNB led the league in scoring averaging 35.2 PPG.
THE DAN MARINO AWARD
(Most touchdown passes thrown during regular season)
Panthers (Fazz)
Fazz led the league in total passing touchdowns on the season with 43 total.
THE LADAINIAN TOMLINSON AWARD
(Most rushing touchdowns scored during regular season)
Titans (DRNB)
DRNB led the league in total rushing touchdowns with 38 total..
THE MICHAEL THOMAS AWARD
(Most receptions during regular season)
Patriots (Figg) & Falcons (Dan)
Figg’s WR Quez Watkins and Dan’s TE Kyle Pitts tied for the most receptions in the league with 80 total on the season.
THE MEGATRON AWARD
(Most receiving yards during regular season)
Steelers (Spades)
Spades’ WR Mecole Hardman led the league in total receiving yards with 1723 total.
THE RANDY MOSS AWARD
(Most receiving touchdowns during regular season)
Eagles (Dump)
Dump’s WR DeVonta Smith led the league in receiving touchdowns with 17 total.
THE STEEL CURTAIN AWARD
(Fewest total defensive yards given up during regular season)
Panthers (Fazz)
Fazz finished the season with the best defense in the SML allowing only 4401 total yards on defense.
THE MARVIN LEWIS AWARD
(Fewest defensive points allowed during regular season)
Jaguars (Matt)
Matt gave up the fewest amount of points on defense on the season with only 319 (18.8 PPG) total.
THE BUDDY RYAN AWARD
(Most total defensive team sacks during the regular season)
Football Team (DW)
DW led the league in total sacks on defense with 51 total, 9 more than the next closest opponent.
THE SID GILLMAN AWARD
(Most defensive team interceptions during regular season)
Browns (Bomber)
Bomber led the league in total interceptions on defense with 48 total, 3 more than the next closest opponent.
THE TOM BRADY AWARD
(Fewest interceptions thrown during regular season)
Packers (Nole)
Nole led the league in fewest interceptions thrown with only 11 total, 2 interceptions less than the next closest opponent.
THE TOM CATLIN AWARD
(Most total defensive team takeaways during regular season)
Browns (Bomber)
Bomber led the league in total takeaways on defense with 57 total.
THE PARTICIPATION TROPHY AWARD
(Fewest total offensive yards during regular season)
Jets (KJ)
KJ finished dead last in total offensive yards with 3408 total on the season, 903 yards less than the next closest opponent.
THE POLISHED TURD AWARD
(Lowest scoring offense during the regular season)
Jets (KJ)
KJ finished the season with the lowest scoring offense in the league averaging only 11.8 PPG, 5.0 PPG less than the next closest opponent.
THE SWISS CHEESE AWARD
(Most total defensive yards given up during the regular season)
Lions (Klinke)
Klinke allowed the most total yards on defense on the season allowing 6018 total yards of offense.
THE DOORMAT OF THE YEAR AWARD
(Most points given up on defense during the regular season)
Lions (Klinke) & Texans (ZZ)
Klinke and ZZ gave up the most total points on defense on the season giving up 560 (32.9 PPG) points.
THE POWDER PUFF AWARD
(Fewest sacks during regular season)
Lions (Klinke)
Klinke only recorded 12 sacks with his Lions defense in Season 44, 5 less than the next closest opponent.
THE GIVE IT AWAY GIVE IT AWAY GIVE IT AWAY NOW AWARD
(Most total giveaways on offense during the regular season)
Jets (KJ)
KJ led the league in giveaways, turning the ball over 59 times during the regular season, 4 more than the next closest opponent.
THE STEVIE WONDER AWARD
(Most interceptions thrown during regular season)
Jets (KJ)
KJ led the league in most interceptions thrown during the regular season with 50 total, 4 more than the next closest opponent.
THE BUTTERFINGER AWARD
(Most fumbles lost during regular season)
Cowboys (Grams)
Grams led the league with the most fumbles lost during the regular season with 13 total.