Here is my interview with the NFC representative of Super Bowl 35.
D: I’m going to ask a few questions if you’re okay with that.
A: Anything to distract me from my Spanish class.
D: How does it feel to be back in the Super Bowl?
A: It feels fantastic. I’ve finally got past the Austin hump and even if I don’t defeat Steel, I’m confident I’ll be back.
D: You made some monster offseason moves. Did that play a big part in making your way back here?
A: Hell yeah. At first I thought I was overpaying and I didn’t think I’d have an amazing season but this trade is the reason I’m back on the big stage.
D: We’ve all heard the memes of the last two cycles. What’s your mentality going into this game?
A: What memes?
D: Your well-publicized playoff struggles.
A: My mentality doesn’t change. I wanna go in, execute the gameplan, and come out with the victory. I’ve obviously had a pretty good season and winning a ring would be the ultimate cherry on top.
D: Any added pressure being undefeated? By many metrics this may be the greatest single season ever played.
A: Zero. I feel the exact same as when I was getting ready to play Hero last year. I honestly had no idea I was having such a good season but I’ll only brag about it after I take a fat dump on Steel’s chest.
D: What’s your favorite color?
A: Blue or red.
D: Do you think the Hall of Champions exists?
A: Yes and I’ll be joining later.
D: In order to join such a club, if it exists, you need to defeat Steel. How does that get done?
A: By taking a fat shit on his forehead.
D: Best of luck in the Super Bowl!
A: Thank you <3