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SB35 Media Day: Little Alex

by danrain12345 | 3 years ago | 0 Comments

Here is my interview with the NFC representative of Super Bowl 35.

D: I’m going to ask a few questions if you’re okay with that.

A: Anything to distract me from my Spanish class.

D: How does it feel to be back in the Super Bowl?


A: It feels fantastic. I’ve finally got past the Austin hump and even if I don’t defeat Steel, I’m confident I’ll be back.

D: You made some monster offseason moves. Did that play a big part in making your way back here?

A: Hell yeah. At first I thought I was overpaying and I didn’t think I’d have an amazing season but this trade is the reason I’m back on the big stage.

D: We’ve all heard the memes of the last two cycles. What’s your mentality going into this game?

A: What memes?

D: Your well-publicized playoff struggles.

A: My mentality doesn’t change. I wanna go in, execute the gameplan, and come out with the victory. I’ve obviously had a pretty good season and winning a ring would be the ultimate cherry on top.

D: Any added pressure being undefeated? By many metrics this may be the greatest single season ever played.

A: Zero. I feel the exact same as when I was getting ready to play Hero last year. I honestly had no idea I was having such a good season but I’ll only brag about it after I take a fat dump on Steel’s chest.

D: What’s your favorite color?

A: Blue or red.

D: Do you think the Hall of Champions exists?

A: Yes and I’ll be joining later.

D: In order to join such a club, if it exists, you need to defeat Steel. How does that get done?

A: By taking a fat shit on his forehead.

D: Best of luck in the Super Bowl!

A: Thank you <3